You probably couldn't, considering how adjectivity works, but there is always sizification.
You belt out a purple mutate imbued flame charge, intended to kill them all instantly, the Camel dogs catch fire and begin to run about, trying to escape the mutating fire before dropping to the ground. -3 Flame Charges, -1 Mana
One particularly dirty one escapes, rolling on the ground to put itself out.
The giant bird's greasy feathers seem to absorb the fire, and it only shudders, flapping it's wings a bit before continuing on, deciding to ignore the scorpions and eviscerate it's new prey.
You decide that is a good opportunity to take your leave as well, you cast False target and command the status absorbing illusion to grab a mirage scorpion for experimentation.
You also manage to snatch a feather, the bird rounds about snapping at you, but when you back up enough, it takes the hint and returns to it's meal after squawking at you in offense for trying to steal it, consuming the entrails before cleaning it's beak off on itself.
"So, that thing was what you tested this on first?" she waves at herself as you both walk along.
"Yeah, mad little thing went crazy, and I lost control of it when I got distracted, it ran out into the desert, and now it has become a bit of an epidemic."She stays silent the rest of the trip.
You and Jeanne make it back in due time, Harkim and... James? you think it was, are tossing valuable rocks at some weird looking umbrella.
You stop them in a panic, sending your false target and Jeanne off to store the mirage scorpion.
"Ok, so what is this about luck and umbrellas?""Well I've got this shit in a bottle which can apparently make shirts lucky. I don't wear clothes and my friends all wear armor so I figured you might be able to do something with it. Free of charge but if you do figure out how to make pure luck I want some for this project I'm working on."
"I also have that umbrella over there that appears to be a portal into deep space. I will accept payment in any combination of gold, jewels, magic items and a pool table."Day 19. Turn 6
66/104 Health points
4 Elbow grease (Used for performing physical actions)
5 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop and learn new actions and Spells)
19 Mana (Cast spells and channel magic into materials with this)
0 Flame charges (Breath flames of all kinds using these. they can be infused with any known spell.)
1 Focus being used (Represents your control over yourself, and your mana.)
25% Saturation.
Missing arm: Limited to one weapon equip at a time, unless using unconventional limbs.
1 Plot Armor token saves your bacon for free at the most improbable moment.
1 Montage token skips the boring parts for something Medium to Medium-large in length.
RecordsPublic Doc((Always welcoming new contribution!))
Find 10 Alliteration turns (1/10) (Spellbook filled with Spells starting with a letter of choice.)
Name 13 references made (13/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) [✔]
Name 100 references made (30/100) (1 Free special Spellbook)
Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) [✔]
Solve a Story section without anybody knowing it was you, outside of your party, at least until the climactic moment. (Fantastic Treasures) []
Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]
Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []
Complete a dungeon in one straight go. (1 Montage Token) [✔]
Opt in to a max difficulty dungeon and complete it. Upgrade the difficulty of a dungeon in this instance by requesting it. (1 Plot Armor Token) [✔]
Solo a Dungeon (Fantastic Treasure) []
Complete any dungeon without anybody taking damage (Fantastic Treasure) []