September 1st Again: Business As Usual:
"Oh good, we have new recruits!":
"I see they are no more stable than the last ones.":
"Still, nothing to do now but wait.""Oh good.":
"Oops.":
"Well, let's try again.""Well that was easy.""By the way, you all don't mind a night mission, do you?": "Yeah no, that's gonna need some smoke."
: "HEAUAHGH!"
: "NONONONONONONO"
: "Now WHERE was my horse again...?"
: "Found him! But I... can't get the grenade through the doorway...!"
: "NOPE GONNA GO CHECK THIS BOX NOW"
: "We must flank him! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!"
[SCREAMS INTENSIFY]
: "Arrrgh, treacherous-!"
: "My only regret... is... dying...!"
: "That's it...! That's it...! EAT MORE GRENADES AND HIT ME AGAIN!"
: "Ahhh! From behind?! I can't take two at once!"
: "We're all that's left?!?!?!? WARBAGLAGLABAAAAAHAHAAAAAA!"
: "Curses! We slay one, only to be flanked from both east and west...!"
: "M-maybe smoke will help..."
: "Auugh! Viva la... revolucion...!"
: "D-d-d-d-DIE!"
: "YOU GET GRENADES!"
:
"Well that's unfortunate.":
"I wonder if recruits might fare better with a few underlings to assist them? The last batch seemed to have poor organization, so perhaps I'll assign a few assistants to each of our new members.":
"Oh, and I'm happy to report that our pilot is fine, but it will take 72 hours to recover his craft.""After all, losing an important piece of equipment would just be tragic."