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Author Topic: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale Chapter 10: Sweet Meiyo and Hella Shopro  (Read 58720 times)

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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #435 on: April 04, 2015, 11:32:17 pm »
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Tell him to shut up and that just because he has a pointy stick doesn't mean he can tell us what to do!



Yes it does! Pointy sticks are pointy!
No is doesn't because our sword is pointy sharp!

Yes, but he has THREE pointy parts on that stick! We only have one. He has us outnumbered in pointyness.
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #436 on: April 04, 2015, 11:34:03 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on April 04, 2015, 11:32:17 pm
Quote from: Prophet on April 04, 2015, 11:31:18 pm
Quote from: Stirk on April 04, 2015, 11:23:43 pm
Quote from: Prophet on April 04, 2015, 11:02:53 pm
Tell him to shut up and that just because he has a pointy stick doesn't mean he can tell us what to do!



Yes it does! Pointy sticks are pointy!
No is doesn't because our sword is pointy sharp!

Yes, but he has THREE pointy parts on that stick! We only have one. He has us outnumbered in pointyness.

Yeah but we have two sharp parts and a pointy part so we can just cut off two of his pointy parts.
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #437 on: April 04, 2015, 11:36:00 pm »
Fool. The pointy parts are like a hydra. If we cut off both pointy parts, each will become two more point parts! Then he will have five and we will still only have one.
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #438 on: April 04, 2015, 11:38:12 pm »
Then all we need to do is cut off our hydra pointy bit.
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #439 on: April 04, 2015, 11:40:45 pm »
Quote from: Prophet on April 04, 2015, 11:38:12 pm
Then all we need to do is cut off our hydra pointy bit.

How do we cut the tip off our own sword?
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #440 on: April 04, 2015, 11:42:44 pm »
With our face. Duh. What else would we use? Our fun bits?
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #441 on: April 05, 2015, 02:07:08 am »
Do you guys not realize the law of Conservation Of Ninjutsu might be in play?

If he outnumbers us in pointy bits three-to-one, we will be five times stronger than him!

I say we initiate an obligatory RPG battle sequence!
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #442 on: April 05, 2015, 12:27:25 pm »
That's one more vote for a fight.

Round one. FIGHT!



The GUARD gets the first move!

The GUARD hits MEIYO in the R. ARM, shattering the bone!

Meiyo's Right Arm is broken! -1d4 STR, as you have to hold your sword in the other hand, which I'm not going to illustrate.

MEIYO's turn. ATTACK WHERE?

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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #443 on: April 05, 2015, 12:56:22 pm »
Oh god! What have you brought us into? This guy can shatter bone without even trying! We have to get out of here!

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MEIYO's turn. ATTACK WHERE?

Far, far away, that is where. Run out the door at full speed!
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #444 on: April 05, 2015, 02:41:13 pm »
Attack his head.
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #445 on: April 05, 2015, 02:57:35 pm »
Quote from: Prophet on April 05, 2015, 02:41:13 pm
Attack his head.

You do realize that is literally the only place he is wearing armor, right?
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #446 on: April 05, 2015, 03:00:55 pm »
((Well it is kind of hard to tell if their bodies are armored because they are sticks. What would a stick wearing armor look like?))

Attack his arms.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #447 on: April 05, 2015, 03:21:04 pm »
MEIYO misses!



SHOPRO's turn. ATTACK WHERE?

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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #448 on: April 05, 2015, 03:43:57 pm »
Attack his torso.
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Re: Swordmaster Meiyo: A Rōnin Tale (ISG) Chapter 7: SRS BSNS
« Reply #449 on: April 05, 2015, 04:57:02 pm »
Shoot him in the knee.
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