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[Tawa]

You hand Shopro the book. Shopro is not Zzeenn enough to absorb the book into his soul, nor will he ever be.

Biography Collection added to OP!

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I really hope I don't end up making an appearance in this game.

I better make an appearance as a lazy guy who unwillingly comes along to save the world for some unknown reason.

I WAS PRESSED FOR IDEAS THE FIRST TIME

THE NAME SIMILARITY BETWEEN OUR RESIDENT TOKEN FEMALE TRANSHUMAN AND A CERTAIN FORMER POSTLORD IS COINCIDENTAL

[ZalkozDestbro]

Remember when we ate a book? We should have shopro do it as an initiation thing. (This is a joke post seriously don't think about this shit)

[mastahcheese]

THE NAME SIMILARITY BETWEEN OUR RESIDENT TOKEN FEMALE TRANSHUMAN AND A CERTAIN FORMER POSTLORD IS COINCIDENTAL

I refuse to believe this.

Also you forgot the Tangerine Wizard in the Barracks Bio Collection.

[Stirk]

I WAS PRESSED FOR IDEAS THE FIRST TIME

THE NAME SIMILARITY BETWEEN OUR RESIDENT TOKEN FEMALE TRANSHUMAN AND A CERTAIN FORMER POSTLORD IS COINCIDENTAL

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Now go INVESTIGATE! THE! SLEEPERS!

[Tawa]

Also you forgot the Tangerine Wizard in the Barracks Bio Collection.

That thing is reserved for villains and party members only. Which I'm saying right now because I'm too lazy to draw an orange circle with a mustache and a top hat. Perceptive of you to notice the subtly similar phrasing of the bios. Not that it wasn't painfully obvious. But did you catch the Radiant Dawn reference?

Now go INVESTIGATE! THE! SLEEPERS!

Lykos runs west and indicates to you all that you'd gone the wrong way. Then again, it was beneficial you found her. But you still went the wrong way.

You then discover a large, foreboding, detail-less castle. Lykos is sure without a doubt that this is the place.

[Stirk]

Call Lyeos a good boy. Then thank the clouds for hiding us from that thing in the sky. Then sit back and let the lightning do our work, as we can see it is already attacking the castle for us.

[Prophet]

((A game that has a bunch of characters base on people from the forum sounds like a cool idea. Keep up the good work Taw!))

Seduce the castle and if that fails then kick the doors open and scream as loud as possible.

[Tawa]

((A game that has a bunch of characters base on people from the forum sounds like a cool idea. Keep up the good work Taw!))

Punch "wolf" into Google Translate and set it to Greek.

Call Lyeos a good boy.

Lykos is outraged at this and jumps into you, pinning you to the ground with her claws. Your sword flies out of your hand and lands planted in the ground.

"'Good boy'?! Would you like me to congratulate you with 'nice woman' after you cut something down with that pointy metal stick?! What do you think I am, a dog?!"

[Prophet]

Look into Lykos's eyes with a creepy dull unblinking stare.

[Stirk]

Great. We found ourselves a violent companion. Normally that is all well and good, but when they are violent against us...

"Bad! Bad boy! Down. Sit. Siiiiit."

[Tawa]

Look into Lykos's eyes with a creepy dull unblinking stare.

"..."

You can't help but notice that Lykos has some very attractive eyes. Particularly considering she's a wolf.

Great. We found ourselves a violent companion. Normally that is all well and good, but when they are violent against us...

"Bad! Bad boy! Down. Sit. Siiiiit."

"I agreed you could be the leader. You're in no position to bargain. If you keep this up, I'll be the leader."

Shopro is staring off, enthralled, into the lightning storm, which is conveniently avoiding both you and the castle. Must just be ambient-purpose lightning.

[Stirk]

You can't help but notice that Lykos has some very attractive eyes. Particularly considering she's a wolf.

....Are you shipping us with a furry?

"I agreed you could be the leader. You're in no position to bargain. If you keep this up, I'll be the leader."

Point that Shopro is in love with us and will only follow our orders, meaning only we can be leader. Have Shopro bring us a newspaper to hit her with.

[Tawa]

You can't help but notice that Lykos has some very attractive eyes. Particularly considering she's a wolf.

....Are you shipping us with a furry?

Hell naw. That was just what crossed my mind when Prophet demanded a staring contest.

"I agreed you could be the leader. You're in no position to bargain. If you keep this up, I'll be the leader."

Point that Shopro is in love with us and will only follow our orders, meaning only we can be leader. Have Shopro bring us a newspaper to hit her with.

Shopro is too busy staring at the lightning to hear you.

[Stirk]

Hell naw. That was just what crossed my mind when Prophet demanded a staring contest.

Uhuh. YOU WILL NEVER BREAK THE ONE TRUE PAIRING OF US/SHOPRO!


Order the doggie to fetch us a newspaper. Why didn't I think of that before?

[Prophet]

Kick open the castle doors then scream as loud as possible.

((I agree with the US/SHOPRO pairing.))