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[Tawa]

Meiyo used the Multi Bottle Rocket!
1984 damage!
The Territorial Oak bursts into flames!
129 damage!

Meiyo got hurt and collapsed...

[birdy51]

Damn you territorial oak!!!

[mastahcheese]

Yes

[Stirk]

Just have Shopro use a Phoenix Up on us, obviously. It is not yet a TPK.

[Prophet]

YES!

[Tawa]

...You're referencing the wrong RPG, but whatever. ^{_{If this were parodying Paper Mario, meanwhile, you'd be out of luck...}}




(Hooray, you woke up! The tree blew up, but some attorney gave me a phoenix feather to save you! I don't think the sorcerer is here--maybe we should look somewhere else?)

[Stirk]

...You're referencing the wrong RPG, but whatever. If this were parodying Paper Mario, meanwhile, you'd be out of luck...

Hey, if it is crazy and it works, then it is not crazy.

Hug Shopro for saving our lives. Tell him he is our hero.

[Prophet]

...You're referencing the wrong RPG, but whatever. If this were parodying Paper Mario, meanwhile, you'd be out of luck...

Hey, if it is crazy and it works, then it is not crazy.

Hug Shopro for saving our lives. Tell him he is our hero.

+1

[Tawa]

Shopro greatly appreciates your return.

You return to the main area. Now where to?

[Prophet]

Seduce the trees around you then head North. Once there seduce the entity known as North.

[Stirk]

Well, we tried your hippy left path. Now lets try the conservative right path!

[Tawa]

Seduce the trees around you then head North. Once there seduce the entity known as North.

The trees are asexual and uninterested in your advances.

Well, we tried your hippy left path. Now lets try the conservative right path!

All the trees this way are dead.

You encounter a woman with long, greasy black hair, red marks all over her horrid, unnaturally pale face, and suspiciously revealing clothes.

WHAT DO?

[Prophet]

ATTACK! Don't ask questions just assume that since she is a stranger she is evil!  ((Besides didn't anyone tell you not to talk to strangers?  ))

[Stirk]

Or just ask directions from the random woman to where the Insanity Incarnate is. She probably knows. Revealing clothing tends to mean plot importance.

[Tawa]

^the game