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[Tawa]

Nonononono, if it was an animé, I'd be drawing all the characters with disturbingly large eyes and there would be lengthy and angsty motive rants from the villains. This is more like a crazy awesome B-movie with random jokes about shônen, Phoenix Wright, Engrish, Smash Bros memes, turn-based strategy games, obscure words for 'prediction', and a running gag that the only things in this place with normal names are the magic swords.

There's also going to be a less-derailed sequel. Once you guys decided that the standard reaction to finding a MacGuffin was "eat it", I was all "screw it" and decided to just be as nuts as possible with the updates.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Suddenly become more concerned about serious plots. And take it up a notch.

[Stirk]

Nonononono, if it was an animé, I'd be drawing all the characters with disturbingly large eyes and there would be lengthy and angsty motive rants from the villains. This is more like a crazy awesome B-movie with random jokes about shônen, Phoenix Wright, Engrish, Smash Bros memes, turn-based strategy games, obscure words for 'prediction', and a running gag that the only things in this place with normal names are the magic swords.

There's also going to be a less-derailed sequel. Once you guys decided that the standard reaction to finding a MacGuffin was "eat it", I was all "screw it" and decided to just be as nuts as possible with the updates.

I know the feeling....Oh, sorry about that. I was typing whatever came into my head first.

[Shadestyle]

Perform the legendary quadruple sword juggle combowombozombo summoning attack, where you juggle four swords at once, and summon a giant zombie that is actually you from another timeline, who is also juggling 4 swords, and then you tag team on the enemy, Throwing swords back and forth between you in a 2 person 8 sword juggling competition of death.. Magic his sword back into your hands using your unstoppable will to do this. Which will also drag him back to you so you can perform the technique on him.

[Sl4cker]

Wake up from the hallucinogen-induced trance caused by snorting the sugar derivative.

This is why they banned sugar, dammit.

[Prophet]

Seduce everything!

((I wonder what the less-derailed version will be like?))

[mastahcheese]

Seduce everything!

((I wonder what the less-derailed version will be like?))

-1

[~Neri]

Perform the legendary quadruple sword juggle combowombozombo summoning attack, where you juggle four swords at once, and summon a giant zombie that is actually you from another timeline, who is also juggling 4 swords, and then you tag team on the enemy, Throwing swords back and forth between you in a 2 person 8 sword juggling competition of death.. Magic his sword back into your hands using your unstoppable will to do this. Which will also drag him back to you so you can perform the technique on him.

+1.

Throw in a side of bacon though.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Seduce everything!

((I wonder what the less-derailed version will be like?))

-1

-1 We ain't got no time to get babes, first the riches then the bitches.

[Tawa]

Oh, sorry about that. I was typing whatever came into my head first.

's OK.

Perform the legendary quadruple sword juggle combowombozombo summoning attack, where you juggle four swords at once, and summon a giant zombie that is actually you from another timeline, who is also juggling 4 swords, and then you tag team on the enemy, Throwing swords back and forth between you in a 2 person 8 sword juggling competition of death.. Magic his sword back into your hands using your unstoppable will to do this. Which will also drag him back to you so you can perform the technique on him.

+1.

Throw in a side of bacon though.

Right, I'm too lazy to draw that, so have this instead.


Uuuugh. Your head hurts. Then you hear yelling Engrish.




Translation: Hey, you down there! Warrior man! Are you OK? You were knocked out when the ice man threw you down the mountain while you were fighting the big guy! Then the ice man threw the big guy down the other side of the mountain! The big guy ran away.

Wake up from the hallucinogen-induced trance caused by snorting the sugar derivative.

This is why they banned sugar, dammit.

THAT AVATAR YOU HAVE

IT IS... GLORIOUS

[Stirk]

In that case, we obviously need someone to watch our back. Someone we can trust. Someone with honor. Someone who....speaks broken english(?).

Ask Shopro to join our party, using his native language.

"OWIES GO BY BYE FOR I HAS HONOR! YOU JOIN ME YES. NO LET HAPPEN AGAIN ROCK GUY!"

[ZalkozDestbro]

In that case, we obviously need someone to watch our back. Someone we can trust. Someone with honor. Someone who....speaks broken english(?).

Ask Shopro to join our party, using his native language.

"OWIES GO BY BYE FOR I HAS HONOR! YOU JOIN ME YES. NO LET HAPPEN AGAIN ROCK GUY!"

+1 we need a right hand man, with a sense of business.

[birdy51]

In that case, we obviously need someone to watch our back. Someone we can trust. Someone with honor. Someone who....speaks broken english(?).

Ask Shopro to join our party, using his native language.

"OWIES GO BY BYE FOR I HAS HONOR! YOU JOIN ME YES. NO LET HAPPEN AGAIN ROCK GUY!"

+1 we need a right hand man, with a sense of business.

This is clearly our only real option. +1

[Prophet]

In that case, we obviously need someone to watch our back. Someone we can trust. Someone with honor. Someone who....speaks broken english(?).

Ask Shopro to join our party, using his native language.

"OWIES GO BY BYE FOR I HAS HONOR! YOU JOIN ME YES. NO LET HAPPEN AGAIN ROCK GUY!"

+1 we need a right hand man, with a sense of business.

This is clearly our only real option. +1

+1

((Someday I shall get someone to +1 my seduction suggestions!))

[Tawa]

Shopro joins you.