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[Prophet]

We must reply in his native tongue, for him to understand us.

"I HAS NO MONEIS NO! YOU ACCEPT ALTERNATE PAYMENT! SEPUKKU LESSONS! VERY HONOR!"

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[Ultimuh]

Well, as a Ronin you might not have much honor yourself. Plus the fact that you have previously used honorless tactics in a fight.
But I suppose teaching what you know would not hurt. However that still makes you a hypocrite.

[Tawa]

Shopro leads you up the mountain after you show him the proper way to put your sword under your ribcage. You could've made it yourself, except for the fact there was a fence you needed a Shopro MacGuffin to get over.


Shopro then descends the mountain cryptically.

[Generally me]

take his hair

[Yourmaster]

take his hair

Take his whole head! We've clearly lost or honor at this point.

[~Neri]

No, let's not hurt him, he was helpful.

[Stirk]

Besides, he already left down the path that we can't cross without him. Kinda left us here.

Start yodeling, in order to communicate with the other mountain dwellers.

[Prophet]

Continue to climb the mountain.

[Tawa]

Continue to climb the mountain.

You brave the mountain! Apparently, Shopro was unwilling to go higher because it was too cold.

Besides, he already left down the path that we can't cross without him. Kinda left us here.

Start yodeling, in order to communicate with the other mountain dwellers.

You could probably jump the fence from up here. But you can't climb it. Kind of like ledges in the Pokémon games.

Your yodeling accidentally summons an ice golem! You must have accidentally said the name of an Icelandic volcano!

[Prophet]

Befriend the ice golem.

[Stirk]

Befriend the ice golem.

By making ice puns. Really, really bad ice puns.

[Ultimuh]

Your instincts say you should battle it.
Why befriend something which might prove a worthy foe?
If you must, defeat it first, THEN befriend it.



3    2     1      FIGHT

[Tawa]

Befriend the ice golem.

By making ice puns. Really, really bad ice puns.

You tell him that it's ice to meet him and that you're an ice guy. He responds to your puns with a punch to the face.

Your instincts say you should battle it.
Why befriend something which might prove a worthy foe?
If you must, defeat it first, THEN befriend it.



3    2     1      FIGHT

You can't befriend him, you need Rolf to talk to him first. You don't have Rolf. Nor will you ever.

ANYWAY, YOU USE SUPER MOVE PORTRAIT ATTACK



There is now a pile of ice on the ground instead of an ICE GOLEM.

[Stirk]

Loot the corpse for ice. Maybe we will find an Eskimo to sell it to later! First, try to transform it into an army using pure willpower and/or skin it to make a warm suit.

[Generally me]

Let's go further up the mountain