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[Tawa]

"AND THE REAL KILLER... IS YOU!"


"DAMMIT!"




"I REST MY CASE!"


Well, that's over with. Now you can get back to... er... what were we doing again?

[Prophet]

Go back to taking over villages/towns/castles/everything!

[mastahcheese]

Go back to taking over villages/towns/castles/everything!

But through smarter means than violence this time

We got lucky as hell that the other guy tried to openly kill us. Next time, we need to be more careful.

[Stirk]

Go back to taking over villages/towns/castles/everything!

But through smarter means than violence this time

We got lucky as hell that the other guy tried to openly kill us. Next time, we need to be more careful.

Smarter? What could be smarter then RUNNIN' IN AND PUNCHIN' TINGS?

Hmmm....You know, that judge seems to have a lot of power. Maybe we could become a judge to take over the world?

[birdy51]

Exit courthouse. Acknowledge city. Keep Lawyer Powers in back pocket just in case.

[mastahcheese]

Hmmm....You know, that judge seems to have a lot of power. Maybe we could become a judge to take over the world?

This... actually isn't a bad idea, by your standards.

Go to Law School.

[Prophet]

Hmmm....You know, that judge seems to have a lot of power. Maybe we could become a judge to take over the world?

This... actually isn't a bad idea, by your standards.

Go to Law School.

+1 I like the idea of our character being a samurai lawyer/judge.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Hmmm....You know, that judge seems to have a lot of power. Maybe we could become a judge to take over the world?

This... actually isn't a bad idea, by your standards.

Go to Law School.

+1 I like the idea of our character being a samurai lawyer/judge.

+1 Look revenge is cool and all. BUT JUSTICE IS WHERE IT'S AT AM I RIGHT!?!?

[Stirk]

Hmmm....You know, that judge seems to have a lot of power. Maybe we could become a judge to take over the world?

This... actually isn't a bad idea, by your standards.

Go to Law School.

+1 I like the idea of our character being a samurai lawyer/judge.

+1 Look revenge is cool and all. BUT JUSTICE IS WHERE IT'S AT AM I RIGHT!?!?

Once we become a judge-no-"THE JUDGE", we will be able to get our revenge the legal way. And we will have an army backing us!

[mastahcheese]

Legal power, plus military power.


...I fail to think of any way this could go wrong.

I mean, unless that power gets to our heads, or something.

But I know we're better than that.

[Stirk]

Legal power, plus military power.


...I fail to think of any way this could go wrong.

I mean, unless that power gets to our heads, or something.

But I know we're better than that.

Yeah, how could power go to our heads? After all, we are JUSTICE. JUSTICE can't be so easily corrupted!

[ZalkozDestbro]

Legal power, plus military power.


...I fail to think of any way this could go wrong.

I mean, unless that power gets to our heads, or something.

But I know we're better than that.

Heh....heh......heh....*hides all his secret world domination suggestions*

[Tawa]

-- Six Months Later --

After sending out the dog, Shopro, and the Guard to go find as many books about law as possible, you take a crash course in criminal law, divorce law, tax law, and laws concerning the legality of threatening to kill BLOCKOs^TM to get a witness to talk.

In the six months you were sitting in your room in your stolen castle, not touching the basement once, dark times have been brewing. Darkness has begun spreading over the land, possibly or possibly not in a manner related to Jakuna. You must become stronger to face this threat.

Class change! Inquisitor get!




((Are you going to go to the Basement of Plot Importance yet?))

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Meiyo (Lv. 7)
Class: Inquisitor: A warrior versed in the law. Wields swords, spears, nunchucks.
Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d10
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d8
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d8
Charisma: 1d8

Skills: Rising Sun: 10% chance of über-attack that heals health.
Defender of the Law: Separate 1d8 chance to block attacks altogether independent from Dexterity.

Inventory
Randolph: The counterpart or something to some sword or other. +1d4 to STR for attacks.
Shopro (Lv. 7)
Class: Archer: combatants as specializing in all kinds of bow. Bad, but nothing else is known about it.
Healthy Whole Like: |||||||||| 100%

Strongth: 1d6
Life: 1d8
Deft: 1d10
Intellectual: 1d8
Recognizing: 1d10
Courageour: 1d6

Skills: Hawk Eyes: Possibilities of hitting an increase of 20%.

Inventory
Shoprbow: Homemade Shopro supply. ...... Just a limp. -1d4 Courageour.
Guard (Lv. 7)
Class: Soldier: A rank-and-file warrior who wields spears. Jack of all trades.
Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d8
Livelihood: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d10
Charisma: 1d8

Skills: Armored Mook: Loses extra HP on hit, but has an effective +1d6 Livelihood. Granted by Mook Armor.
Defender of the Law: Separate 1d8 chance to block attacks altogether independent from Dexterity.

Inventory
Guardsman's Spear: A boring spear of boringness.
Mook Armor: Grants skill "Armored Mook".
Dog (Lv. 7)
Class: Beast: Much bark! Great strength!
Overall Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d12
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d8
Intelligence: 1d4
Perception: 1d8
Charisma: 1d6

Skills: Mark of the Wild: Make a second attack on a critical hit.

Inventory
Dog's Claw: Much scratch! Such cut!

[Prophet]

Go to the basement so that we can get on to the next bit of plot we are more than likely going to ignore for six turns!

[birdy51]

To the basement! Cape swooshing and swishing!