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Elven Bone Marrow

Flaked Adamantine

Ground Unicorn Horn

[exodius1]

It crashed when I tried to search the units list with DFhack and someone fucked it up with a tileset. Should I just go back to Drazoth's save?

Go for it, I literally just stopped caring. This game hates me.

[TheFlame52]

Okay, it's up and running. I've redwarfed myself as our armorer, who I am also training up as a weaponsmith.

[TheFlame52]

THE QUEEN IS HERE WHERE ARE HER ROOMS

[Drazoth]

I thought Mate888 took care of that....

[Bacos666]

You guys and this fort are awesome... if only I thought I'd have free time to take a turn.

Since I don't want to just PTW, I'd like to be dorfed.

Name: Bacos
Profession: Any unclaimed noble/administrator

If there aren't any nobles, then any random peon will do.

[TheFlame52]

Okay, I've kicked Pencil Art and some other folks out of their rooms to give the queen and outpost liaison what they want. Bacos, you're the outpost liaison.

I won't be writing in very much detail about things, but things will get done. Speaking of which, does anything need doing?

[TheFlame52]

Okay. I've decided what my big project this turn is going to be. I'm going to begin preparing to conquer hell.

What should we use to kill the demons? Repeating spikes? Dwarven checkerboard? It sure as hell isn't going to be military might, that's always a recipe for disaster.

[Gwolfski]

Can demons swim? Flush them down a giant toilet, water falling 100 z levels is quite deadly.

[TheFlame52]

Yes, and not only that they can fly, so that won't work.

On another note, this place never ceases to amaze me. Why do we have butlers? Why are the butlers in a squad? Why is the route from the top of the fort to the bottom so complicated? Why do we have so many barrels of milk? Does the Order of the Ale even have a point? Has anyone else noticed that Frankensteen has been here 18 years? Why do we have so much silk cloth? Who was even the last person to build bedrooms?

And one last thing:



WHO DUG OUT THIS STOCKPILE HERE!?

[chaotic skies]

WHAT. THE. FUCKING. FUCK. HAVE I JUST STUMBLED UPON.

Seriously, though, this is the most rediculous fort I've ever heard of, and I LOVE IT.

ON a side note, dorf me as...anyone suspicious, and generally creepy. Preferably seal me off in a room somewhere with nothing but a farm, a still, a kitchen, and the worlds smallest dining room. Cause ya' know...HERMITS!

And I would take a turn to do this, but I've already signed up for liek 4 succession games I don't have enough time for as is.

[TheFlame52]

Sure, but I'm not sticking you in a bunker. You can die with the rest of us when the fort gets nearly wiped out again.

Does anyone know where we can mine out more hematite? I know we have it on the map and I need steel.

[Gwolfski]

that mighht have been my fault. I'm sure nothing bad happened from it..... did it?

anyway, build floor grates over the demons. floor grates cant be destroyed from below. then dump water in them. from 200 z levels.

[TheFlame52]

That still won't work. I think I'm going to go with the Dwarven Checkerboard method, I've always wanted to try it. Mining will start immediately.

[Dark One]

[OOC] Checkerboard is best option for a fort such as Doomforests. With all the sect leaders and power mad dieties we could organise checker tournaments... [/OOC]

Journal of Dark Two

The fortress is moving on, but who is the current overseer? Looking at the list in bloodthorn signup cabin, it's Flame now. But what happened during Don Pedro's rule? I asked around Order, or random dwarves passing by, and everyone was surprised that he was ruling the fortress in the first place! That's really interesting. RegenReich must've used some kind of foul magic to hide their work from us. It's a strong illusion, and I feel that there's something not right in energies around Doomforests. I could talk about that with someone who has more knowledge about such magic. Don Pedro obviously won't tell me anything about that. Drazoth the Third, or Chief Inquisitor should know something about it - the former won't give me a clear answer, and latter would blame heretics... I think that best solution is to patrol the fortress while using my magic detection skills. Perhaps I'll be able to detect illusion aswell. I should also warn others about that.

Spoiler:  Letter to Drazoth the Third (click to show/hide)

There is something wrong. Don Pedro's rule is over, but nobody noticed any changes in the fortress. I sensed that something in energies of Doomforests is different now... there is some kind of illusion placed over whole fortress. We should meet and talk about this. Old Doomforests seems appropriate place.

Dark Two

Spoiler: Letter to Mate the 888th (click to show/hide)

Chief Inquisitor!

There is something wrong in Doomforests, something suspicious after Don Pedro's overseership! You should check what's going on quickly, or a great calamity might fall upon us!

Faithful Worshipper

But before that, there are some matters to attend to. I've heard rumors that we have an overabundance of milk, and that nobles have got their rooms ready, and a new dwarf named Bacos became our outpost liason. But most interesting, some say that overseer is going to conquer Hell. If something goes wrong, the Order should try it's best to stop demons and other monstrosities.

[Gwolfski]

That still won't work.

Explain. I just want to use the flusher concept, as shown on the wiki. Use fortifications and a very tall reservoir of water. LOTS of pressure