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Ground Unicorn Horn

[maxcat61]

Doomforests has a functioning military??? I never thought that a sentence including both Doomforests and functioning military could be written in honesty...

Whenever someone says that everyone dies...

...
Opps?

[mate888]

Inquisitor in chief's office
*Likot runs into Mate's office*
-Your Holiness! Your Holiness! Wake up!
-ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Ah! Wha- Oh, it's you, Likot. What's the matter?
-We've been searching for you all around the fortress, you had been elected as overseer!
-That's great news, Likot! I'll go now to take my--
-Actually, you're not.
-What?
-We couldn't find you anywere, so the people assumed you were dead, and gave the purple hat to somebody else, Maxcat I think.
-...
-What's the matter?
-Of all the places you've been searching, Likot, didn't you thought, even for a second that I could be IN MY OFFICE!?
-Well... Er...
-Armok almighty, Likot! Now I'll have to wait how many years more until I am able to turn this fort into a theocracy! I'm not a young dwarf, Likot, and life expectancy on this fort is not precisely high!
-Sir, I...
-No! I'm done with your shit, Likot! I will DEGRADE YOU!
-What? I didn't knew there were ranks in this apart from you and your sons being above us.
-WELL, THERE ARE NOW, AND YOU WERE VERY HIGH ON THE HIERARCHY!
-I'm not sure that makes much sense...
-LIKOT MCZEALOT
-That's not my last name--
-SHUT UP! LIKOT MCZEALOT, WITH ALMIGHTY ARMOK AS MY WITHNESS, I HEREBY DEGRADE YOU FROM YOUR RANK AS... err... HEAD NUN OF THE INQUISITION TO uh A RANK BELOW THAT!
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And who is going to replace me?
-I don't know, Kulet? There are only two nuns in the inquisition, as far as I know. Now go tell her that I upgraded her!
-*sigh* Yes, your highness.
*Likot leaves the room*
-Ánd don't try to plot to murder her, I will know!

[Salmeuk]

If it's cool with everyone I'm going to move mate888 next in line, since he's shown his face!
 

[Iamblichos]

Fine with me, and I'm the one being displaced 

[mate888]

If MechaTechno made his cult presentation, I will!

Spoiler: The Inquisition (click to show/hide)

Name: The Inquisition/The Dwarven Inquisition
Alignment: Good? Well, "good" doesn't exist, but they will do their best efforts to murder evil.
Description: Fanatics devout to Armok, they were created by the ex-overseer Mate the 888th to kick out vampires, necromances and the occassional crundle molester from the fortress. They did impressively well, for a sect whose only attacks are to set kobolds on fire and hide extremely flammable liquid inside a corpse's anus.
They are ongoing to this day, trying to get in control of the fort and rid it from evil.
Quotes: "Those fucking zealots"-Taupe
"Those fucking zealots"-Drazoth
"Those fucking zealots"-Dark One
"Those fucking zealots"-MechaTechno

[mate888]

*Kicks the post back to life*

[Iamblichos]

We're just waiting for Maxcat to confess that he actually killed everyone.

*taps foot*

 

[Taupe]

Maxcat is a good minion. He never kills the fort...

[Gwolfski]

... just renders it into a pile of rubble and banana skins.

[TheFlame52]

I'm back. Was I skipped?

[mate888]

I'm back. Was I skipped?

Nope.

[TheFlame52]

You guys are slowpokes, but I suppose most long succession games are.

[Gwolfski]

i would pay 10 dolars for someone to hurry up...

[mate888]

Why don't you wake up, post?
Do you hate freedom?

[Drazoth]

While I figure out the updating of 3's journals, I though I'd add little conspiracy's summary thing:

The Drazoth Conspiracy

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: No formal name.
Alignment: Unknown
Description:   In a small fortress far away from DoomForests, there lives a mother and her ten sons.  The sons are all named Drazoth because their mother was too lazy to come up with names for each of them, and mostly refers to them by the number corresponding to the order in which they were born.  This lack of imagination is because she was mostly focused on her other ambitions.  Years were spent plotting and preparing her sons for the tasks ahead of them.  No one outside the family knows what exactly those tasks are, nor what the end goal may be, all that is known is that DoomForests plays an important role in all of this.

Couldn't think of any appropriate quotes.  Let me know if you know of one and I'll add it to the summary.