Journal of Mate the 888th, Overseer of DoomforestsOsp the Light of Glory?
Osp the Light of fucking Glory?!
Who is the sick bastard who would start a vampire cult in this fortress?!
You, whoever stupid asshole who started this cult. I don't know who you are, but when I inevitably find out, I will splat your head with a hammer!
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14 of MalachiteI proceeded to name myself the fort's hammerer. This place needs some justice.
Also, the fisherdwarf Minkot is going to snap at any moment. I'll tell him that he does not have to do any hauling anymore, he needs some rest.
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16 of MalachiteThe fortress voted for the sentence that should be given to Osp. And even though I wanted to kill him with a hammer, slowly breaking his limbs and ribs before squishing his skull, the majority voted for a temporary imprisionment.
Even though I was planning to incarcerate him for all eternity, I see that the monster can very easily get into our citizens' heads. He must die.
Admire the digging project I like to call "The digging project whose sole objective is to channel over Osp's head and make one thousand metric tons of rocks fall over him and maybe to throw convicts into Smuntsu's office to make him eat them".
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18 of MalachiteI just noticed that "Engraver-Guy" is actually blind. Yet she engraves masterpieces. That's art.
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22 of MalachiteJust to make sure that nobody will speak to Osp during his final moments, I'll construct a second layer of walls between him and the outside.
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The most common noise on the fort now is crying. I mean, it's better than the noises the Supergoat made, the snorting of the trolls, the babbling of the goblins or the moans of vampire and ghosts, but it's really fucking depressing. Seeing our dwarves kneeling in the refuse stockpiles, mourning their dead friends, lovers, sons, brothers... All after finding their mangled, rotten and dried corpses.
They still belive Osp is good. And, well, he made less harm to the fort overall than the forgotten beasts before them. But they should know that he is the one who drank of their family member's corpses.
GOLD! Oh, you know how to make a dwarf happier, my precious, shiny yellow gold... My precious...
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1 of GalenaI took the digging operation to myself, and I'm alredy halfway trought it.
In other news, Astville's dining hall is starting to look more like a dining hall now!
And the statue garden is taking shape too!
Just some minor details to make our lives here a bit more tolerable.
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5 of GalenaI... Will... I will finish the job. No matter how long it takes... Osp has to die.
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14 of GalenaI've been digging non-stop for the last 14 days. I've finally reached the room that must be channeled. Osp's end is coming. The rest of the miners will come to help me with the digging now as I go for a much deserved qinua beer and some sleep.
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18 of GalenaEvery dwarf who can dig is excavating the room we will drop Osp's head.
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19 of GalenaOur good old friend Snakey the One Eyed Snake is back! And apparently she/he/it dislikes crundles as much as I do.
It'll be one crundle less in the world.
The creature is still uninterested in us.
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22 of GalenaThe channeling has begun. Osp can hear us from his room. He is screaming for help.
"NO! STOP THAT YOU CATTLE! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I AM A GOD!"
"No you aren't"
"NO! MINIONS! WORSHIPPERS! I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE IF YOU KILL THE MINERS!"
I don't know how did the voice of Osp went so far, but I can hear the steps. Many people, running towards us, screaming like madmen.
"Mate, Udib, keep digging, we will try to stop them!"
I did not saw who said that, but right then, all the miners ran to the corridor, and used the stones they had to block the crazed cultist's path.
Udib, I, and a woodburner with a wheelbarrow are the ones that have to channel the floor. We are running out of time.
Then, amidst the crazy vampire cultists, one dwarf pushed between them with a pick, and ran towards Udib and I. It was Taupe. He wanted to finish his matters with the vampire.
!!NOTHING UNDER THIS TEXT HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE GAME CRASHING!!Oh, gods... While channeling, Osp jumped and grabbed the miner Kosoth by the neck, knocking her unconcious. After that, he drained her of blood in front of our eyes! He. Must. Die!
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28 of GalenaTaupa managed to hit Osp's head with a rock. It didn't kill him but he was knocked unconcious ((OOC: He actually fell asleep
)). This might buy us some crucial time.
I will dig the last floor bit. And then Osp will be dead.
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3 of LimestoneFuck.
And also, Osp escaped right before we finished digging the last tile.
Double fuck.
Wait, that can be a good thing. If Osp is trying to escape the fort, he may find the goblins and trolls siegeing us now. I doubt he will manage to kill enemies that carry weapons. Maybe a lucky goblin arrow will end him.
Or it'll end the fort.
The game crashed and nothing of what I wrote happened. I'll do it again but for now let's pretend it didn't happen.
I'm so frustrated right now.
Mate888, Bay12er is throwing a tantrum!