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[Taupe]

I cannot, under any circonstance, believe that Doomforests has a shortage of bones.

[Iamblichos]

I, for one, am shocked.  Salmeuk disappoints me.  Truly.

You would think, with all the exotic wildlife around Doomforests, he could find something truly bizarre to perv on instead of wimpy old owl men.

[mate888]

I, for one, am shocked.  Salmeuk disappoints me.  Truly.

You would think, with all the exotic wildlife around Doomforests, he could find something truly bizarre to perv on instead of wimpy old owl men.

Well, the crundles are alredy taken, and everything else is too dangerous to perv upon, so he only could do so much.

[PsychoAngel]

He could have perved on the Forgotten Beast that was stuck behind some trees deep underground.

Suppose though that that would be even worse of a fetish...

[mate888]

While I keep doing unimportant stuff and desperately search for the shit the moody dwarf needs...

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The clensing continues.

[mate888]

Journal of Mate the 888th, overseer of Doomforests
Opal
The misterious construction has begun! Our lovely thresher is working tirelessly to build... Whatever he is building.
Also, I somehow think that my reign started after when it should have. I started in autmun of 1062, but the year starts in spring...
Or am I just loosing my mind?

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Yes! And out of this magnificent work of art we got a legendary... Bonecarver... Dammit!
Also, what is it with night trolls in this fort? Why were they so active in the old times and why are there no engravings of night trolls in recent years?
And also, why haven't we ever seen one? Is it that night trolls, moon freaks and cromes of evil were all hunted down to extinction? If so, why aren't any engravings of heroes slaying night trolls?
Maybe they were unable to breed and died out?
I'm curious now.

[Drazoth]

3 sits at a long table, looking at his brothers.  His mother sits at it's head, and his youngest brother, the young Drazoth 11, at the foot.  He had missed several of these meetings while he was at DoomForests and it was good to be among his family again.  It was also good to be away from the chaos that DoomForests had devolved into.  He had just finished his report on the situation in DoomForests when he left, and now he was outlining his next steps.  He then waits for his other brothers to finish their reports.

"Now, is there anything else that needs to be discussed?", their mother asks.

"There is a settlement known as DateTatooed that I would like investigated.  I believe it is linked to various werebeasts and vampires attacking the fort."

After the plans for that were made and other matters settled, they all departed for their seats in the dining room.  After dinner, 3 says his goodbyes and departs for DoomForests.

[Senshuken]

Alright, Dwarf me as Senshuken the 4th. We'll see what sort of Forgotten Beast nabs him in the end.

[mate888]

Journal of Mate the 888th, overseer of Doomforests
A new dwarf has come to the fort, her name is Senshuken IV, a sworddwarf.
Big family that of Senshuken. Sending all of them here to die...
Actually, that sounds a lot like mine.

I had... A vision...
A temple to Armok, a cathedral, not too big by now, but I envision it larger, stretching up and to the sides of the mountain. Maybe even having little canals through were magma could flow, although that would need piping and crazy stuff I have hard times understanding.
Still, I've alredy planned the initial framework of this building, and it'll start to be built right now.

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...Whenever the miners decide to get there and work.
Did I do something wrong?
That, or the miners are pagans.
Well, I'll wait for the miners to work.
And why are those tiles blue instead of brown? Does that have to do with the miners being lazy assholes!?

[Taupe]

The two huge chunks are not symetrical to the pillar rows, and one of them is 4 away while the other is 2 away. Also the pîllars start 3 away top the left, 4 away to the right...

Chaos.

[mate888]

Journal of Mate the 888th, overseer of Doomforests
Taupe had a brief moment of lucidity and told me that the temple is, in fact, fuckugly.
I'll cancel all orders of building it and replan it.

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Now this looks prettier.
Then we'll have to smooth it and... Engrave it... And... Fuck.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Well, atleast it's not a cockroach, and it seems to have no access to our fort anyway, so we'll let him be happy down there.
After lots and lots of arduous work, we finally managed to finish digging the first level of the temple.
I think I like this kind of suffering.

((I fixed the little lack of symmetry on the temple that you see on the pick under the upside-down cross pillar, before you explode.))

[TechnoXan]

                             The Codex of TechnoXan, Master Mecha Engineer

             Entry Twelve:
Oh no. Oh no......by all the heathen gods. He's killing them. He's killing all of them. NO!! *sob* no....

This is the single worst event in my long years of life. That blasted piece of troll snot! He is killing all of my precious Crundles. One of the scout fangs, Drok, he was taken. He was no more than a baby!! This can't go on, my children are dying, I will go to that monsters base of operations. Alone. If this can't be solved with force then I will end it with sacrifice.

I leave Fido in control. He will unleash a tidal wave of Fang tribes and their Alpha cheiftens directly into the fortress if I do not come back in an hour. Either Mate stops this madness, or. Or...

*TechnoXan begins to quietly sing to himself an old sect drinking song*

- A tumbleweed rolls past. A pack of vultures eats flesh off a dwarven corpse. And a pack of Crundles stands victorious, and so they begin to build new empire from ashes of all others...

All the others.

*he strolls into Inquisition territory*




OOC: how do you like it?  I'm trying to make my character act more uniquely. Instead if "oh no, the inquisition... OGRE, BOMB, DEATH...done" just trying to act diffrently.  Thoughts on the deeper writing? 

[mate888]

Sounds insane enough for a Doomforester, I like it!
I'll rp later.

[Iamblichos]

FYI, the giant spider (by virtue of its spideriness) is also webby.  It's just not mentioned    Be told.

[mate888]

The chief inquisitor is in his office, thinking about expanding Armok's temple upwards, when one of his priests runs in.
-Your Holiness!
-What's the matter, Mothram?
-The boss of the crundle cult, TechnoXan, is on our territory!
-What!? GRAB HIM! BRING THAT BASTARD TO ME! I'LL MAKE HIM PAY FOR EVERYTHING HE DID! AND KILL HIS ESCORT TOO!
-He has no escort, sir.
-What?
-He's alone. Singing to himself.
-Then bring me my hammer. I'll go meet him.
-Yes, sir!