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Author Topic: Find your way to the Kitchen from the Twelfth Plane of Torment, as your Avatar.  (Read 3446 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Objective 1: Find your way to the Kitchen
Objective 2: Get a Snack

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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

Lyeos

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"Yeah, this stuff happens all the time, man."
Walk past the dragon-dude. Maybe the kitchen is that way?
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Dorsidwarf

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Use dogevortex powers to absorb clown.
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Sarrak

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"Who said I was searching for a normal kitchen?"

Ask for directions to the legendary kitchen of Hell.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

GraveHaunter92

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"WHAT?  I CAN'T GO TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN WITHOUT BIG BROTHER TRYING TO PUT ME DOWN?  When faced with NSA-backed Demons there's only one way to fix things.  BLOW IT ALL UP!"

Blow it all up
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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"Yeah, this stuff happens all the time, man."
Walk past the dragon-dude. Maybe the kitchen is that way?

(4) You wander past the demon, managing to get past due to it being distracted.

Use dogevortex powers to absorb clown.

(1) You are completely squashed by the demon's claws.

"Who said I was searching for a normal kitchen?"

Ask for directions to the legendary kitchen of Hell.

(5) The demon says tat it is four layers down, then twelve up, then three left, four forwards, nine down, and seventeen right.

"WHAT?  I CAN'T GO TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN WITHOUT BIG BROTHER TRYING TO PUT ME DOWN?  When faced with NSA-backed Demons there's only one way to fix things.  BLOW IT ALL UP!"

Blow it all up

(2) You wind up killing yourself in an explosion that only minorly damages the demon.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

GraveHaunter92

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Good enough for me
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Sarrak

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Neat. And to think I was lost! Follow directions.
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It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Lyeos

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"See ya, demon dude!"
Keep on walking.
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Tawa

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Cast Dominate Monster, force the demon to lead me to my kitchen.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Good enough for me

(1) As you died in the planes of torment, your soul is bound to the demon.

Neat. And to think I was lost! Follow directions.

(2) You get lost and wind up in an area of complete fog that you can't see more than 5 feet in.

"See ya, demon dude!"
Keep on walking.

(3) You run into another demon.  (6) It's the leader of all demons.  (1) He is severely pissed off at you.

Cast Dominate Monster, force the demon to lead me to my kitchen.

(4) You successfully dominate the demon, but it can't lead you, as it can't leave this area.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

Lyeos

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"Yo, where's my kitchen?"
USE ALL THE CHARISMA SKILL!
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Tawa

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Command the demon to use all of his might to teleport me to my kitchen.
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Sarrak

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Wander around aimlessly until I successfully leave the fog.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.