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Author Topic: Story Time  (Read 6403 times)

Audioworm333

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #90 on: October 19, 2014, 05:01:43 pm »

to masquerade as a stripper in order to hide his true, sinister goals of...
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #91 on: October 19, 2014, 05:10:26 pm »

becoming a striper
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2014, 05:19:42 pm »

Who is also an undercover cop on the beet
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #93 on: October 19, 2014, 05:35:08 pm »

and then he's like "Freeze zombie commander ghosts! You're under arrest for murder, arson, and jaywalking!"
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #94 on: October 19, 2014, 05:47:53 pm »

The zombie commander ghosts promptly ripped him apart with gunfire.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #95 on: October 19, 2014, 05:56:24 pm »

Which only makes the party cooler.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #96 on: October 19, 2014, 06:01:27 pm »

but then suddenly Batman burst from the shade
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #97 on: October 19, 2014, 06:03:59 pm »

just as the EXALT operatives broke down the doors.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #98 on: October 19, 2014, 06:12:25 pm »

And batman says in a cookie monster voice...
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #99 on: October 19, 2014, 06:16:10 pm »

"I am the rainbow"

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #100 on: October 19, 2014, 06:16:42 pm »

and barfs skittles over everyone
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #101 on: October 19, 2014, 06:17:12 pm »

As it turns out, everyone in EXALT was horribly allergic to skittles.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #102 on: October 19, 2014, 06:17:48 pm »

and they all died from implant rejection

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #103 on: October 19, 2014, 06:18:32 pm »

The zombies threw another, even more awesome party, in Batman's honor.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #104 on: October 19, 2014, 06:18:47 pm »

and turned into HUGE WORM MONSTERS

((End of chapter one))
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