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Author Topic: Story Time  (Read 6321 times)

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #240 on: October 22, 2014, 10:17:33 pm »

The aliens do and as punishment for not following the recent galactic trend of war they bombard earth with their death lasers breaking the eternal peace.
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« Reply #241 on: October 22, 2014, 10:35:38 pm »

The first thing the new Earth Defence Force did was gather up a gro- no wait they executed the guy that called it 'eternal' peace. Umm...what was the second thing they did again?
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #242 on: October 22, 2014, 10:45:13 pm »

Fire death lasers back at the aliens thus began the age of laser warfare.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #243 on: October 23, 2014, 05:52:36 am »

Which ended horribly for...
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #244 on: October 23, 2014, 06:25:57 am »

Cryxis, who always changes his profile pic.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #245 on: October 23, 2014, 06:29:38 am »

But his father, The king of Pain, was able to save him by....
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #246 on: October 23, 2014, 07:34:30 am »

cloning him.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #247 on: October 23, 2014, 10:01:44 am »

The clones are then destroyed by alien death lasers.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #248 on: October 23, 2014, 10:07:22 am »

Along with the rest of the earth.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #249 on: October 23, 2014, 10:11:59 am »

Humanity lives on in the stars on their spaceships.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #250 on: October 23, 2014, 02:27:24 pm »

and in our hearts.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #251 on: October 23, 2014, 02:34:31 pm »

Until the aliens invaded again and ripped out our hearts.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #252 on: October 23, 2014, 02:46:22 pm »

turning us into hollows! WTF!
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #253 on: October 23, 2014, 04:14:31 pm »

And then we all started devouring each other, resulting in countless Menos Grande within minutes
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #254 on: October 23, 2014, 04:30:21 pm »

And then the soul reapers arrive.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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