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Author Topic: Story Time  (Read 6404 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #165 on: October 20, 2014, 05:36:27 pm »

Now we find our heroes on their steam boat listening to their favorite tune on their sovietoblaster.
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« Reply #166 on: October 20, 2014, 05:38:01 pm »

When suddenly they detect a leak in the hull, made by none other than...
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« Reply #167 on: October 20, 2014, 05:41:41 pm »

Marauder Shields!
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« Reply #168 on: October 20, 2014, 05:45:41 pm »

So they quickly plug the leak with...
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« Reply #169 on: October 20, 2014, 05:46:08 pm »

some of the audience's gum.
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« Reply #170 on: October 20, 2014, 05:46:59 pm »

and his corpse, of corpse. 8) ;D
I'm so sorry.
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« Reply #171 on: October 20, 2014, 05:48:00 pm »

Andres was quickly yanked from behind the fourth wall and brutally tortured to death for his horrible pun.
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« Reply #172 on: October 20, 2014, 06:32:01 pm »

But Cryxis jumped to help Andres since his entire speech team humerous interpretation is built on bad puns.
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« Reply #173 on: October 20, 2014, 06:42:35 pm »

The cosmic reverberations from this blatant flaunting of the continuity reached far, till at last they reached the mighty Thoon

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #174 on: October 20, 2014, 09:11:50 pm »

The heroes disembarked and were promptly ripped apart by heavy gunfire from thousands of bears. So much for that.
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« Reply #175 on: October 20, 2014, 09:19:55 pm »

Now free from their mortal coil they took revenge by
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« Reply #176 on: October 20, 2014, 09:26:08 pm »

Having a tea party and not inviting them.
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« Reply #177 on: October 20, 2014, 09:29:18 pm »

The bears were so outraged their heads asploded.
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« Reply #178 on: October 20, 2014, 09:30:42 pm »

The resulting heat blasted away the Russian winter, leaving it open for
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« Reply #179 on: October 20, 2014, 09:31:34 pm »

The Germans and the french to finally have a successful invasion.
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