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Andres

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #150 on: October 20, 2014, 04:27:35 pm »

and promptly became supreme overlord of all the Russias.
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« Reply #151 on: October 20, 2014, 04:32:28 pm »

Only one thing stood between the Russian bear apocalypse and world domination...
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #152 on: October 20, 2014, 04:40:30 pm »

The noble mongoose

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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« Reply #153 on: October 20, 2014, 04:42:38 pm »

Who were one of the few, brave enough to fight the unbearable threat.
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« Reply #154 on: October 20, 2014, 04:58:32 pm »

It banded together a team of heroes that included
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #155 on: October 20, 2014, 04:59:25 pm »

The original warriors.
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« Reply #156 on: October 20, 2014, 04:59:56 pm »

Potatoes.
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« Reply #157 on: October 20, 2014, 05:01:45 pm »

A drunken hobo with a shopping cart,
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« Reply #158 on: October 20, 2014, 05:02:50 pm »

and a roving gang of raptor-riding banditos.
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« Reply #159 on: October 20, 2014, 05:03:54 pm »

A hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips chains, whistles yoyos, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bike giving me the finger, and a duck
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #160 on: October 20, 2014, 05:06:17 pm »

are sent by the bears to try and stop our brave heroes!
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #161 on: October 20, 2014, 05:28:22 pm »

But they fail due to some ridiculous deus ex machine.
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #162 on: October 20, 2014, 05:32:56 pm »

The Deus Ex Machine elects Republican Candidate Bob Page to office.

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« Reply #163 on: October 20, 2014, 05:34:23 pm »

Since nobody cares about politics our brave heroes start heading to Russia via...
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #164 on: October 20, 2014, 05:35:08 pm »

Steam boat. On an unrelated note, Bob is assassinated shortly after it's revealed that he's a secret bear sympathizer.

(Dangit, misspelled Machina. Oh well. I'll just let the chips fall where they may.)
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