Topic: Story Time (Read 6339 times)

Audioworm333 · « **Reply #105 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:20:31 pm »

The observing audience was so shocked...

NAV · « **Reply #106 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:22:20 pm »

That they gained superpowers

Audioworm333 · « **Reply #107 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:22:56 pm »

but could only use them by chewing five pieces of jalapeno pepper-flavored gum at once.

Andres · « **Reply #108 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:26:28 pm »

It was glorious, nonetheless.

Audioworm333 · « **Reply #109 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:35:38 pm »

So they went and bought a lifetime's supply of jalapeno gum at...

tntey · « **Reply #110 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:35:55 pm »

Walmart

Audioworm333 · « **Reply #111 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:37:01 pm »

At that moment, in came an army of angry, rabid, pumpkin-scented candle-wielding...

(The candles are pumpkin-scented, not the army.)

tntey · « **Reply #112 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:40:31 pm »

Hitlers, who were back from the dead

Audioworm333 · « **Reply #113 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:45:51 pm »

But instead of attacking anyone, they just did the nazi salute over and over. It was disturbing, but no one did anything.

Remuthra · « **Reply #114 on:** October 19, 2014, 06:53:50 pm »

The UN tried to stop them, but ACLU

Wolfkit · « **Reply #115 on:** October 19, 2014, 07:18:57 pm »

Was like "screw this" and started WWIII by...

Stirk · « **Reply #116 on:** October 19, 2014, 07:19:42 pm »

declaring war on poverty and

Remuthra · « **Reply #117 on:** October 19, 2014, 08:07:29 pm »

poverty resurrected the feudal system because

Andres · « **Reply #118 on:** October 19, 2014, 08:10:50 pm »

they tried to make communism using George Bush as a catalyst.

Wolfkit · « **Reply #119 on:** October 19, 2014, 08:33:47 pm »

But then robo-Jar Jar Binks...

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