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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]  (Read 1963 times)

LordSlowpoke

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ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:49:26 am »

THE YEAR IS 21XX

YOU IN OFFICE

CABINET SAY, "YOU DESIGN WARTHING FOR US OR YOU GO MINING COLONY"

YOU NOT WANT GO MINING COLONY

WHAT DO

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Spoiler: INTRO (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: October 29, 2014, 01:55:58 am by LordSlowpoke »
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blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 02:09:03 am »
> Make handle!
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Hawk132

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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 02:55:05 am »
> Design combat mecha.
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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2014, 10:03:00 am »
build rock
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2014, 10:10:05 am »
Design a sleek, compact pistol that shoots BEEEEEEEEES
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Quote from: syvarris on December 27, 2015, 08:03:03 pm
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
Quote from: Hapah on November 04, 2015, 11:43:09 am
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

NAV

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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2014, 12:07:44 pm »
Design ak47
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2014, 12:16:51 pm »
DESIGN COMMUNIST GOD
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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 02:50:34 pm »
DESIGN THE SHIT OUT OF CABINET
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2014, 01:55:56 am »
* LordSlowpoke prods thread

two weeks huh

sure why not


Quote from: blazing glory on October 15, 2014, 02:09:03 am
> Make handle!

[4] YOU PUT HANDLE ON CABINET

THIS PLEASES THE CABINET

GET +1 FAVOR

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Quote from: Sinvara on October 15, 2014, 02:50:25 am
> Go Communist instead of mining colony!

[1] REVISIONISM DETECTED

THREE GENERATIONS OF FAMILY IN MINING COLONY

AUTOMATED GOVERNMENT DRONE EXPLODES YOU

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Quote from: Hawk132 on October 15, 2014, 02:55:05 am
> Design combat mecha.

[5] YOUR DESIGN OF SALO GUNDAM IS MADE WITH WORKER SPIRIT ALSO PAPERCLIP

CABINET DEMAND MORE, SHOUT ABOUT MINING COLONY LESS

ALSO GIVE MONEY TO GET ALCOHOLS

GET +5 CREDIT

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Quote from: Nidilap on October 15, 2014, 10:03:00 am
build rock

[5] GET +ROCK

CABINET STARES

NOT SURE HOW DESIGN REALLY WORKS

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Quote from: Toaster on October 15, 2014, 10:10:05 am
Design a sleek, compact pistol that shoots BEEEEEEEEES

[3] PISTOL IS EITHER HUGE AND BEESHOOTING OR TINY AND USELESS

MINING COLONY FEELS CLOSER

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Quote from: NAV on October 15, 2014, 12:07:44 pm
Design ak47

[1] YOU DESIGN THEN CONSTRUCT PERFECT AK47

RANDOM PRIEST BLESSES YOUR W-REVISIONISM DETECTED

GOVERNMENT DRONE BLOW UP LOCATION FOR RELIGION PARTICIPATION

AT LEAST FAMILY IS NOT MINING COLONY

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Quote from: poketwo on October 15, 2014, 12:16:51 pm
DESIGN COMMUNIST GOD

[2] YOU ATTEMPT TO DESIGN GOD WHEN SEE EXPLOSION NEXT DOOR

QUICKLY BURN PLANS BEFORE DRONE NOTICES

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Quote from: bigjaredmonkey on October 15, 2014, 02:50:34 pm
DESIGN THE SHIT OUT OF CABINET

[6] YOU DESIGN CABINET

IS GREAT WOODWORK

RELOCATED TO MINING COLONY FURNITURE DESIGN DIVISION

Spoiler: DESIGN OF 21XX (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: STATUS OF NOTE (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2014, 02:28:30 am »
> Expose the Cabinet's flawed filing system where they say Sinvara has 1+ favor!
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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2014, 02:37:37 am »
> Design anti-gundamjack system. Get drunk.
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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2014, 02:53:07 am »
> Design a handheld device that sends out a jet of superheated plasma through a long barrel using a complex ignition system.

> Hope to dazzle cabinet with techno babble so much that they don't see that it's a pistol that shoots fairly weak plasma.
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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2014, 05:47:51 am »
CONTINUE TO DESIGN COMMUNIST GOD, IF DRONE COMES, SMASH WITH HAMMER!
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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2014, 06:30:29 am »
Design a robot that feels pain and fear.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2014, 07:32:35 am »
Explain that the ROCK+ can be thrown at high speeds to smash heads.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.
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