Oh, no, you misunderstood me. That wasn't a threat. That was simply stating a fact; if you had decided to be a dick, I would have been unable to handle it calmly.
I wonder if Fusil could use this one? "It wasn't a threat. I was simply stating a fact; if you had decided to annoy me, I would have been unable to handle to calmly"...Nah, it is too utterly stupid for anyone to believe. Even I would have to vote "imprison" on that one!
Not when it's not true? I don't usually focus on me being a victim or whatever, usually I focus on the other guy being a dick, regardless of who their dickery is focused on, if I notice it.
Hmm. I have no idea what this could possibly be in response to. It really does not fit at all, logically or emotionally, with anything I have said. Is he claiming not to be a hypocrite, because when he is showing his thin skin while crying, complaining, and generally being immature at an in-character comment he isn't trying to be a victim? Was that what he was saying? It is like I am trying to decipher hieroglyphics! Or moody poetry. Bad moody poetry. You should really use quotes more, it helps clear things up.
And yeah, I'm a hypocrite, because a. I'm different from my character b. everyone's a hypocrite, what matters is what you're a hypocrite for, and c. because Fusil threatening to kill anyone who doesn't do what he says and me saying that if you decide to be a dick to me when I'm already supremely pissed I'll try and get KJP to ban you are different things. One is in response to something. The other is not.
Did RPG misunderstand what I said again? No! Impossible! It was so clear that even a moron or an idiot would understand what I had said! There is no way a true genius, a child protegee like RPG could ever make such a simple mistake. He must have understood it perfectly well. But why would his reply be so off then? Is he testing me? Did I not understand what
I had written? That must be it! In my incompetence, I must have stated something completely different from what I wanted to say, silly me!
I will have to try again, to avoid insulting RPG's massive intellect. What I had attempted to say is that you are a hypocrite for saying that I, Stirk, have "thin skin" when your skin is thinner then tissue paper. Did I say it right this time, Oh Mighty RPG?
1. How does being different from your character make you a hypocrite? That is literally the point of having a character.
2. Lies.
3. Yes, it is. Fusil threatening to kill everyone is something he does. An integral part of his character. A flaw in a fictional character. You getting angry at something Fusil, a fictional character, says is a sad and pathetic thing. A flaw in a real person, a really pathetic one at that. The flaw is pathetic, not the person. Although...
But they aren't countries, and even if they were, trade sanctions and the like for countries that threaten nuclear war(COUGHBESTKOREACOUGH) are rather common things, when things like the UN have a spine. Punishment, for threats. So no, diplomacy only in the most technical sense of the word, typically with 'gunboat' immediately before it.
Are we not countries? We get a "tax" from the people under us, in return for services and defense, have power over our people, and generally act exactly as a country would. The metaphor is valid. Do you remember the Cold War? Threats are a form of diplomacy. The USSR and the USA threatened each other constantly. Realpolitik at its finest.