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[Andres]

Those god descriptions were hilarious! I started cracking up in the middle of it and kept on going through it all. Could you do one for Yaos?

Malakath - Technicly god of blood and souls. In reality god of greed and bad decisions.

How am I god of Greed? Aside from the Golem/Gremlin incident, the Spooky City Sun Solution, the Fusil Books incident, and the flying-into-the-sun incident (which didn't hurt me), how am I the god of Bad Decisions?


As for the new god of Luck, I'll have you know that there currently exists a man blessed by Varee (inactive god of Randomness) that is absurdly lucky to the point of miracles. He also possesses a random effect wand and owns a lot of gambling houses.

[IcyTea31]

My reasoning, though, is that luck is meant to be unbiased, and for some reason in my head that means you're blind.

The personification of Justice is usually depicted blind for that particular reason, not that of Luck.

Also, Cim isn't blind, it has eyes everywhere.

[hector13]

"Blind Luck"?

Yes, that would have been a much more succinct way of saying that. I apparently like to indulge in rhetoric...

I like the fickle part more though. Should be entertaining trying to RP that in a beneficial way.

As for the new god of Luck, I'll have you know that there currently exists a man blessed by Varee (inactive god of Randomness) that is absurdly lucky to the point of miracles. He also possesses a random effect wand and owns a lot of gambling houses.

I may have some future interest in this man...

The personification of Justice is usually depicted blind for that particular reason, not that of Luck.

But luck can benefit someone one moment, and ruin them the next. You could say that's unbiased, or fickle, or just cruel. I don't want to be malevolent.

At least not before I've started, anyway 

[Stirk]

My reasoning, though, is that luck is meant to be unbiased, and for some reason in my head that means you're blind.

The personification of Justice is usually depicted blind for that particular reason, not that of Luck.

Also, Cim isn't blind, it has eyes everywhere.

Well, he is wearing a blindfold. I guess it would be weird for a blind guy to be wearing a blind fold, but I always associated "Cim" with "Blind".

[IcyTea31]

Varee is also Cim's Nemesis due to opposed Spheres, though he has mostly been replaced by Fusil due to ideological differences. Considering Cim's stance on entropy, expect it to either insist Fortuna doesn't exist or to actively oppose him.

By the way, "Fortuna" is a female name. Still, it's up to you if you want to change anything.

[hector13]

I know. I'm quite happy with things as they are though.

Can't have the ladies steal all the good names, and all that.

[Stirk]

Besides, when Cim and Fortuna finally fight, we will have great battle music!

[Andres]

Speaking of appearances, this is what I imagined Yaos' first form to look like, except with actual features.

[hector13]

Besides, when Cim and Fortuna finally fight, we will have great battle music!

I apologise if this seems a little forward, but I think I love you. Can I have your babies?

[Stirk]

Besides, when Cim and Fortuna finally fight, we will have great battle music!

I apologise if this seems a little forward, but I think I love you. Can I have your babies?

*pumps shotgun* YOU CAN HAVE MY BABIES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

Oh. You meant those babies. No, you are too forward and ruined it.

[hector13]

Besides, when Cim and Fortuna finally fight, we will have great battle music!

I apologise if this seems a little forward, but I think I love you. Can I have your babies?

*pumps shotgun* YOU CAN HAVE MY BABIES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

Oh. You meant those babies. No, you are too forward and ruined it.

I'd say something about being the god of Luck, but IC in OOC might make the internet disintegrate or something.

And I'm sorry for ruining it

Probably.

[DreamerGhost]

Those god descriptions were hilarious! I started cracking up in the middle of it and kept on going through it all. Could you do one for Yaos?

Malakath - Technicly god of blood and souls. In reality god of greed and bad decisions.

How am I god of Greed? Aside from the Golem/Gremlin incident, the Spooky City Sun Solution, the Fusil Books incident, and the flying-into-the-sun incident (which didn't hurt me), how am I the god of Bad Decisions?

Name one thing that Malakath did that couldn't be seen as either a grab at power or something that only served to screw up her reputation.

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[Andres]

Name one thing that Malakath did that couldn't be seen as either a grab at power or something that only served to screw up her reputation.

Oversoul. That was purely as a gift to mortals so that they're not completely defenceless against the Void and the whims of the gods. Wyrms were created purely as an outlet of creation. Honestly, though, literally anything a god does is some kind of grab for power. For example, Darruth's city-protectors are meant to protect Good cities. Any creation of sapient races is meant to serve as a worshipper base.

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This is wonderful. :')

[Stirk]

Oversoul. That was purely as a gift to mortals so that they're not completely defenceless against the Void and the whims of the gods. Wyrms were created purely as an outlet of creation. Honestly, though, literally anything a god does is some kind of grab for power. For example, Darruth's city-protectors are meant to protect Good cities. Any creation of sapient races is meant to serve as a worshipper base.

"Oversouls" which are fairly worthless on their own, and ignored by pretty much every god but you. Honestly, I would be surprised if people who didn't follow you use it on a regular basis. I don't really see the purpose of Durrath's obelisks, anything strong enough to nuke a city will get past them pretty easily....

In any case, he is right. Literally the first thing the God of Blood did when she was born is steal some of Yaos's souls. She hasn't stopped power grabbing since!

[Andres]

"Oversouls" which are fairly worthless on their own, and ignored by pretty much every god but including you.

Fixed. I just wanted to create. I have no plans for Oversoul just as I have no plans for Wyrms.

In any case, he is right. Literally the first thing the God of Blood did when she was born is steal some of Yaos's souls.

Yeah, that was pretty hilarious. "The first thing I ever did was eat someone's soul. The second thing I ever did was be born. The third thing I ever did was eat someone else's soul! Except that time it was on purpose."