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[Andres]

Ixen for 4E: About 60

Wat.

EDIT: Let me clarify: why does it cost so much to create Ixen?

Also, how many Human-level angels can I make with 3E?

[Stirk]

Ixen for 4E: About 60

Wat.

EDIT: Let me clarify: why does it cost so much to create Ixen?

Also, how many Human-level angels can I make with 3E?

What could you possibly mean by level?

[Rolepgeek]

Presumably, of human levels of power.

[Andres]

Exactly. If they were using Human forms, they'd win in a fight against an average Human 50% of the time.

[Rolepgeek]

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I-...

But-...


That's not-...


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My head hurts.

[Stirk]

Presumably, of human levels of power.

Last I checked, humans don't have "power levels".

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I-...

But-...


That's not-...


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My head hurts.

That was probably because your parents dropped you again. He was saying a normal human would beat a normal human half the time, because the odds would be equal either way.

So...why not just make humans?

Also, some music for when Fusil gets unsealed.

[gman8181]

(You ever create those demons you were talking about OOC? Would be fun to see how good they are. I'm planning on publicly making something myself soon which is a rare occurrence.)

(Nah, I've been having to spend a ton of Essence doing pretty minor stuff and I can't afford them without a business partner. Maybe we can build your public thing together so we can both save on Essence?)

I might be willing. Lately, I've decided to only agree to projects that really interest me but the demons sound fairly interesting. If KJP is going to change the rules on essence capacity increases, we might want to wait until said change occurs (assuming it looks like it will) so the massive spending has some additional benefit to it.

Now here's the rough idea of my next creation. I'm not entirely done brainstorming yet but something similar to this can be expected to appear soon. Possibly with some more abilities than I reveal publicly just for the fun factor but it's all still on the drawing board.

Spoiler: Omnique (click to show/hide)

Shapeshifting beings spawned in the Garden of Hunger to defend it and serve Grauel. While they are intelligent, they lack true self awareness and self interest (Sentient?). They can be summoned out of the Garden by sacrifice where the size and quality of the offering influences how strong of an Omnique will be attracted. Things that are in decay are considered to be of higher quality than most other things.

(Multiple smaller offerings equal to a larger offering have the same value.)
 
Regular sacrifices equal to the size of the initial sacrifice are required to sustain the Omnique's loyalty to the summoner. If these are not met, the binding of the Omnique will be broken and it will be released to acquire appropriate sacrifices on it’s own. The Essence of all the sacrifices provided to the Omnique goes back to the Garden to create more Omnique which serve Grauel in the Garden both as servants and as food.

Unbound Omnique often go about spreading the influence of Grauel and especially his sphere of Decay. They sometimes will later agree to cooperate with other individuals if said individuals are willing to provide adequate offerings to the Omnique but they remain unbound at this point and are not obligated to follow orders that do not coincide with their function.

The older Omnique, in addition to their greater physical abilities, are also more intelligent than younger Omnique and often have mysterious powers. (Consider the mysterious powers part fluff until I decide more specifically what powers to give them later.)

For the name I figured anything that doesn't start with a Gr... and have around 5-6 letters would be a good start.

Not sure if I'm crazy about the idea but meh, it might be a decent and slightly more creative alternative to creating more angels while serving a similar but slightly different purpose.

[Rolepgeek]

Okay, you can fuck off, Stirk.

That's all I have to say about that.

As for Andres, I don't think you can make Angels of human power level in that way. They aren't angels at that point. They're mortals. And Angels cost quite a bit. I didn't price check some angels at one point before making them, without having realized how drastically the pricing had changed, and dropped 14E for a measly half-dozen.

[Stirk]

Okay, you can fuck off, Stirk.

That's all I have to say about that.

As for Andres, I don't think you can make Angels of human power level in that way. They aren't angels at that point. They're mortals. And Angels cost quite a bit. I didn't price check some angels at one point before making them, without having realized how drastically the pricing had changed, and dropped 14E for a measly half-dozen.

Tsk tsk tsk. If you didn't like the song, you could just use your *big boy* words! Just like the adults do! Do you think I should play something more classic then? I want to keep the chanting angle.

[Rolepgeek]

I've said all I have to say on the subject.

I've noticed a distinct rise in the amount of things likely to make Darruth unhappy.

As such, expect a suitable rise in Darruth's unhappiness levels.

[Andres]

That was probably because your parents dropped you again. He was saying a normal human would beat a normal human half the time, because the odds would be equal either way.

So...why not just make humans?

Also, some music for when Fusil gets unsealed.

That's correct but that insult was entirely uncalled for. Don't do that again.

Regular Humans don't know how to magic and are Void-susceptible. I need a legion of cheap, loyal missionaries. A replacement Jeffrey might also be nice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I know that's meant to sound all threatening but it just reminds me of a Disney Junior villain's theme song! Hahahahaha!!

[Stirk]

That was probably because your parents dropped you again. He was saying a normal human would beat a normal human half the time, because the odds would be equal either way.

So...why not just make humans?

Also, some music for when Fusil gets unsealed.

That's correct but that insult was entirely uncalled for. Don't do that again.

Regular Humans don't know how to magic and are Void-susceptible. I need a legion of cheap, loyal missionaries. A replacement Jeffrey might also be nice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I know that's meant to sound all threatening but it just reminds me of a Disney Junior villain's theme song! Hahahahaha!!

It was completely called for.

Regular humans do know magic, at least some do. Making "humans, but with more magic affinity" wouldn't be hard. What ever happened to Jellyroll!Jeffry anyway?

.....You watch Disney Jr? Probably don't want to share that too much. What DJ villain has latin chanting as a theme song
(Also, second choice. "The Day of Wrath")

[Andres]

Regular humans do know magic, at least some do. Making "humans, but with more magic affinity" wouldn't be hard. What ever happened to Jellyroll!Jeffry anyway?

.....You watch Disney Jr? Probably don't want to share that too much. What DJ villain has latin chanting as a theme song
(Also, second choice. "The Day of Wrath")

By "Humans can't magic" I meant "Humans don't come pre-packaged with several centuries of arcane knowledge about the very fabric of life and the universe". The angels won't actually be able to use all that knowledge but they'll still have it and they'll be able to teach it. Jellyroll!Jeffrey went missing. That was during my depressive phase where I thought that I had no control over the fate of my god or the plot so I didn't pursue it. I've since pursued it and found nothing.

I don't, but it was so cartoony it probably was. Why wouldn't I want to share it if I did? TBH I didn't get to the Latin chanting part, the beginning just sounds so damn kiddy. It's still kiddy even after it gets to the chanting part!
(Heard it. Boring. Very very boring, even if the lyrics might not be. (I don't know the lyrics.))

EDIT: Oh and you're basically permadead until 106.03 gets repealed. The proposal included "and keep him there" so even if you revive you'll be thrown right back in.

[Stirk]

By "Humans can't magic" I meant "Humans don't come pre-packaged with several centuries of arcane knowledge about the very fabric of life and the universe". The angels won't actually be able to use all that knowledge but they'll still have it and they'll be able to teach it. Jellyroll!Jeffrey went missing. That was during my depressive phase where I thought that I had no control over the fate of my god or the plot so I didn't pursue it. I've since pursued it and found nothing.

That is a very strange definition of the word "can't" . And you could always just make some humanoids with said ability. Sooo...we have a loose fallen jellyroll angel somewhere nobody ever bothered checking on  .

I don't, but it was so cartoony it probably was. Why wouldn't I want to share it if I did? TBH I didn't get to the Latin chanting part, the beginning just sounds so damn kiddy. It's still kiddy even after it gets to the chanting part!

Well, it is from a video game...and you are calling a song "kiddy" as an insult when you just admitted to watching Disney Junior?

(Heard it. Boring. Very very boring, even if the lyrics might not be. (I don't know the lyrics.))

Aww. Lyrics.

Ok, one more try. I think this song accurately portrays Fusil's pure rage.

[Andres]

That is a very strange definition of the word "can't" . And you could always just make some humanoids with said ability.

No it isn't. It makes just as much sense as me saying that I can't build a campfire. I'm physically capable of doing so but I lack any innate or learned skill in the area. I could, but they wouldn't be as loyal to me as angels are.

Well, it is from a video game...and you are calling a song "kiddy" as an insult when you just admitted to watching Disney Junior?

I'm using "kiddy" as a way to highlight that it's really not very intimidating. Also:

I don't

What about this one? (Lyrics)