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[Andres]

"Really, Fusil? Really?" (Response to PM)

"KI'Tork, are you insane? This Void being is a Luminal - the one Void faction whose plans absolutely rely on the destruction of our Bubble. Why would you even consider helping them?"

[LuckyKobold]

"I'm Not insane, And he seemed Trustworthy... I didn't mean to do anything wrong."

[Andres]

*sigh* "Didn't your mother ever teach you about stranger danger? When a Void being offers you Essence if you do him a tiny little favour, just keep walking."

[Stirk]

"Really, Stirk? Really?" (Response to PM)

"KI'Tork, are you insane? This Void being is a Luminal - the one Void faction whose plans absolutely rely on the destruction of our Bubble. Why would you even consider helping them?"

"....Who is Stirk? And what is a PM?"

"I'm Not insane, And he seemed Trustworthy... I didn't mean to do anything wrong."

"His entire point to existing is to destroy things with light."

[LuckyKobold]

"My Mother was killed by Gluttonous Void Terrorists! And why would I walk when I can fly?"

[Andres]

"....Who is Stirk? And what is a PM?"

(Fixed. Sorry. Anything in parentheses is OOC.)

"My Mother was killed by Gluttonous Void Terrorists! And why would I walk when I can fly?"

"I sympathise with your tragedy. Hopefully she's in a better place. That's actually an excellent idea. Don't just walk away - fly away. Just don't make any deals with it, ok?" *Malakath pinches KI'Tork's cheek*

[hector13]

(Fixed. Sorry. Anything in parentheses is OOC.)

((That's why I use double parentheses, so I can use single ones IC ))

[Stirk]

"Really, Fusil? Really?" (Response to PM)

"What do you mean 'really'? It sounds like you are accusing me of something?"

[Quartz_Mace]

"Really, Fusil? Really?" (Response to PM)

"What do you mean 'really'? It sounds like you are accusing me of something?"

"That's probably because he is accusing you of something."

[LuckyKobold]

"Malakath, Why did you pinch my cheek? And no she isn't in a better place, The Bubble I was born in was destroyed by the Aforementioned Terrorists, And why can't we just see whether Muighoseph'aalaunw intends to destroy us? Stop Stereotyping Void Entities."

[Stirk]

"Really, Fusil? Really?" (Response to PM)

"What do you mean 'really'? It sounds like you are accusing me of something?"

"That's probably because he is accusing you of something."

"That much is obviose. Of what is the question."

"Malakath, Why did you pinch my cheek? And no she isn't in a better place, The Bubble I was born in was destroyed by the Aforementioned Terrorists, And why can't we just see whether Muighoseph'aalaunw intends to destroy us? Stop Stereotyping Void Entities."

"He is a Destroyer. He literally can not not destroy things. All Void Ones are evil and seek to destroy our bubble in a dozen of colorful ways, that is a simple truth rather than a stereotype. Unless you want to be shot with a 500 pound cannon, you will stay away from them."

[Andres]

"Stop Stereotyping Void Entities."

"I'm actually basing my guess on this particular Void being's faction rather than what he is. For example, it's appropriate to think that someone in the "We Hate Jelly Rolls Political Party" hates jelly rolls."

[LuckyKobold]

"Yes Oh Supreme Lord Of Arrogance."

KI'Tork bows and then goes to investigate the Ordinary Kobolds and Ogres.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 106: Vertebrate Council?

Council records: Too vague

The God Engines seem to be animated statues loaded with various weapons.

Malakath has attempted to toggle common sense on for races with dead, sealed, or safe stasised creators, but this has been inhibited by Atropos.

The God Engines have begun striking in earnest, hitting Kit several times. Kit has lost a round

Neron: The Northern Crown seems to be a large crown of carefully grown and completely uncarved ice. It is mostly clear but for a ring of bubbles in the likeness of gems.

There is a minor temporal shudder.

Atropos has manifested some burnt chicken before the emperor, who looks at it and walks away.

"Excellent, my helpful assistant. Here is your reward. Now, I seek someone's aid in constructing a perfect cube. You may do so as well, Atropos."

"As for you, Cim, I can provide your Bubble with security. You know well Bubbles are fragile and prone to destruction, and I can correct that. What I want is simply to maintain it until you can make the decision of destroying it on your own. I can also provide you personally with that which you have always sought."

"KI'Tork, eager as always, I see. You specifically may help by dropping a pebble on the left side of a certain mage's desk. The compensation for this will be 1E, less than for the other task."

Luminee theologians have begun investigating the Void Light cult. It seems that the last report mentioning them was from a few centuries ago, and they were mostly followers of a different Void One.

The Ikakus know nothing about attunements. Void energy and Essence are occasionally mentioned to be the same, but this seems to contradict what you know about its influence.

Fortuna:
"I wish for a large bag filled with dice of many kinds."
"How can I train to become as good as the daring entertainers?"

Malakath:
"Can we have blue blood like shellfish too?"
"I want to befriend a blood-drinker with shiny dust!"

Melyssa:
"How can I torture people by swallowing swords?"
"I have invented frog torture, where people choke on giant frogs!"

Azem:
"Can you fill my house with shinies?"
"Where are all the other races?"

Council:
"Twenty divines! My wall collapsed!"
"Can you pass a law against doing anything with mortals?"

KI'Tork:
"Watch as I cook this chicken by burying it in LAVA!"
"Mystic Snow is, like, so Satisfying, 'Tork. Look at all those flavors!"

Ice Golem:
"Can Anything Raise The Freezing Temperature Of Water?"
"We Have Walled In Your Northern Crown To Protect It From Winds."

Raptil:
"That sounds like a good idea. I'll begin at once."
"Bring back the game with the floatstone? Yes! We should also begin doing that!"

(Don't burn to ash! The Weapons industry depends on burning to charcoal instead! )

KI'Tork has given Fusil a jelly roll. The ordinary Kobolds and Ogres seem to be spreading, mostly into fine places of eating in cities.

The gods have decided to celebrate for agreeing on one thing. Neron has been tossed into the god-harming sun, dealing only 2E damage thanks to the lack of confinement to the sun. Fusil is to be sealed away for a tick should he threaten violence and permanently should he inflict violence on the supporters of 103.09 prior to T112. The concept of chi has been removed.

Fusil and Malakath have been caught attempting to seal Kli away! Considering what tends to happen to the sealed away, an attempted assault/murder trial may be in order. Kli remains unsealed for now.

This update's constellations are the Lance and Lady.

(Atropos: +3E, Fusil: -2E, Khaziraad: -2E, Xaver: -2E)

Spoiler: Features (click to show/hide)

Skyfeatures: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144704.msg5731808#msg5731808 (maintained by Happerry/Anath)
Skyfeatures: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144704.msg5842048#msg5842048 (maintained by Andres/Yaos/Malakath)
Bestiary: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144651.msg5779202;topicseen#msg5779202 (maintained by Andres/Yaos/Malakath)
Bestiary: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144704.msg5966457#msg5966457 (maintained by Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum/Atropos)

Spoiler: Deities (click to show/hide)

Cim the Lawgiver (Order, Law): 39/49, 16-17
Fusil (Weapons): 7/29, 9-10
Azem (Wealth, Trade): 65/65, 8-9
Khaziraad (Architecture, Improvement): 18/31, 7-8
Grauel (Hunger, Decay): 47/47, 17-18
Serac (Oceans, Bubbles): 5/27, 0-0
The Light (Light): 57/57, 6-7
Joha (Life): 54/54, 10-11
Neron (Ice): 14/24, 7-8
Darruth (Goodness, Protection): 17/27, 8-9
Quéßäre (Deception, Guile): 30/30, 6-7
KI'Tork (Kitchens, Satisfaction): 11/22, 8-9
Malakath (Souls, Blood): 15/23, 6-7
Atropos (Death, Dust): 10/31, 7-8
Melyssa (Torture): 12/23, 3-4
Fortuna (Luck): 15/22, 7-8
Raptil (Hunting): 24/24, 3-4
Cyrix (Harvest): 16/20, 5-6
Xaver (Resilience, Strength): 17/20, 2-3
Schrodinger (Curiosity): 20/20, 0-1

Kli (Balance, Sacrifice): 75/75, 6-7 (Inactive)
Artisanii (Arts, Inspiration): 24/24, 2-3 (Sealed away)
Varee (Randomness): 6/31, 3-4 (Sealed away)
Carmine (Exploration, Science): 21/21, 1-2 (Sealed away)

Spoiler: Council rules (click to show/hide)

These are all subject to addition, removal, and change by you. They can effect changes in the game's core rules (mechanics), administrative laws (voting requirements, seniority privilegs, &c.) or the natural rules (light does not exist, gravity is repulsive, giant animals can fly like birds, &c.).
`Administrative:
A bill must be supported by at least 50% of active players to pass if unopposed.

A bill must achieve 60% support in order to pass if opposed.

Players may flame the host if he has been inactive for at least two (2) UTC days.

Council resolutions will not be counted until at least a major tick has passed.

Council-produced creations are not to be tampered with without council approval. Failure to comply will result in the automated initiation of a trial.

03.01: Only deities supporting a proposal enter the Essence pool

04.03: Remove proposals stagnant for 3 ticks or double opposed to supported for 1 tick <0>

Proposals at [IMMINENT PASS] will pass immediately if 80% of the Support or Oppose votes are Support votes.

34.05: A trial will end after 2 integer ticks (from Tx to Tx+2) with votes tallied based solely on support and opposition. Conflict results in comparing support and opposition.

Starter Code of Conduct:
I. Thou Shall Not Cause Megadeaths Or Extinction Events
II. Thou Shall Not Seek the Death of Another God
III. Thou Shall Not Force Mortals To Worship You
IV. Thou Shall Not Force Mortals Not To Worship Other Gods
V. Thou Shall Not Break The Universe

Active players are those who have posted in the last three (3) UTC days.

35.01: Arrange for a Void study committee
36.00.1: Trials held for assault, murder, or attempted murder last only for a tick (4-2/13) [EXTEND TO T42] [PASSED]

Natural:
02.00.b: Created race(s) is not/are not all immortal <?>
02.01.a: Sapients and not sentients are the dominant mortals to be created <?>
02.02: Support reincarnation in general <0-1>
02.02.1: Support looped reincarnation (i.e. between two worlds)
02.04: Create a spirit and a corporeal realm <48/77, (6-7/11-13)>
02.04.1: Bifurcate corporeal realm <6-7 (0-1)>
03.06: Make constellations without needing council permission
02.01.a.2: Support free will for mortals <0>
03.04.1: 03.04 for first two planets <0>
03.00: Build 3 million sapient humanoids evenly split between Material World 1 and Material World
02.03: Create up to ~30 total immortal, godinalized servants <13-14 (3-4)>
02.04.3: Support further amendment to Valkiss' proposal <?>
03.06.1: Make magical constellations that influence magic on the worlds
03.09: Name the two partitions Keshan and Slytha
04.01: Create grand ecumenical temples for every race <High 3-4>
12.01: Anath's five-part starter code of conduct
18.01: Create monstrous flora and fauna <?>

21.00: Make a gas giant for each system <15-16 (2-3)>
24.00: Create the Plane of Death and Battle <1-2 (0-1)>

35.00: Put constellations in order and in a cycle as opposed to randomly
35.01: Arrange for a Void study committee
40.00: New races must not be negatively acted upon from the mortals' perspective for at least 3 ticks

43.01: Refill the Library's supply of Void books
66.00: Disband the Human Empire and grant the citizens self-determination
75.01: Have non-votes count as Abstains

79.01: Contain the summoning/Void activity <4 (2)>

80.02.4: As above but for 4 ticks
80.05.2: Proposals require seconding by two other gods to pass
80.06: Resolve proposals at tick n+3 at the earliest
79.05: Silence Fusil permanently
85.01: Insta-pass proposals supported by 75% of active deities
85.00: Forbid Void-worshippers from using magic
86.00: Lift the limitation on magic
86.01: Encourage mortals to petition gods for magic
88.01: Burn the Lich!
95.00.1: 95.00 refers only to Darruth and Malakath
97.00: Have a celebration for the 100th tick
80.05.2.2: A total of 3 gods must support a proposal to allow the possibility of passing based on votes
100.01: Return Sappira to Azem in prime condition <4 (1)>
103.00: Remove the designation of chi (3-2) [PASSED]
103.01: Celebrate for agreeing on one thing (3-2) [PASSED]
103.03: Make sun able to harm gods on contact <7 (1-2)> (3-2) [PASSED]
103.03.1: Throw Neron into the sun (5-2) [PASSED]
103.09: Seal Fusil away for a tick whenever he threatens violence (11-3) [PASSED]
103.10: Seal Fusil away permanently if he attacks supporters of 103.09 not in response to attacks until the end of T112 (3-2) [PASSED]

Spoiler: Council proposals (4) (click to show/hide)

103.00: Remove the designation of chi (3-2) [PASSED]
+3 from Fusil, KI'Tork, Fortuna
-2 from Malakath, Xaver

103.01: Celebrate for agreeing on one thing (3-2) [PASSED]
+3 from KI'Tork, Neron, Melyssa
-2 from Fusil, Xaver

103.02: Start tha Apocalypse by destroying the sun (2-4) [FAILED]
+2 from Neron, KI'Tork
-4 from Malakath, Fusil, Fortuna, Joha

103.03: Make sun able to harm gods on contact <7 (1-2)> (3-2) [PASSED]
+3 from Fusil, Khaziraad, Xaver
-2 from Neron, Malakath
103.03.1: Throw Neron into the sun (5-2) [PASSED]
+5 from Fusil, Khaziraad, Fortuna, Joha, Xaver
-2 from Neron, KI'Tork
103.03.2: Throw Darruth into the sun (1-3) [FAILED]
+1 from Fusil
-3 from Fortuna, Xaver, Malakath

103.04: Have a party with everyone in the sun and explode it (1-2) [FAILED]
+1 from Neron
-2 from Xaver, Malakath

103.05: Alter the Council records so Fusil's contributions are forgotten (1-3) [FAILED]
+1 from Fortuna
-3 from KI'Tork, Xaver, Malakath

103.06: Make Fusil's secondary sphere Arrogance (4-2)[DEAD]
+4 from Darruth, Raptil, Joha, Quéßäre
-3 from Raptil, Xaver, Fortuna

103.07: Make Darrruauauaauth's primary sphere Bullet-Ridden Corpses (1-2) [FAILED]
+1 from Fusil
-2 from Xaver, Malakath

103.08: Rename Fusil to Fusil the Arrogant (1-1) [DEAD]
+1 from Fortuna
-1 from Xaver

103.09: Seal Fusil away for a tick whenever he threatens violence (11-3) [PASSED]
+10 from Darruth, Neron, Cim, Joha, Azem, Raptil, KI'Tork, Melyssa, The Light, Khaziraad, Quéßäre
-3 from Fortuna, Fusil, Xaver

103.10: Seal Fusil away permanently if he attacks supporters of 103.09 not in response to attacks until the end of T112 (3-2) [PASSED]
+3 from Darruth, Neron, Quéßäre
-2 from Fortuna, Xaver

103.11: Toss Fusil's angels into the Void if he attacks another god (1-2) [FAILED]
+1 from Neron
-2 from Khaziraad, Xaver

103.12: Limit communication for the imprisoned to open communication (1-2) [FAILED]
+1 from Malakath
-2 from Fusil, Xaver

104.00: Have Mystic Snow rain on both worlds for another week every year on the anniversary of Fusil's imprisonment (1-1) [IMMINENT DEATH]
+1 from KI'Tork
-1 from Malakath

104.01: Contact a jelly roll being from the Void and have it battle Tykki (1-0) [IMMINENT DEATH]
+1 from Melyssa

105.00: Declare Fusil honorary god of Jestering (5-0)
+5 from The Light, Fortuna, KI'Tork, Fusil, Neron

105.01: Move the ice megabeast to Nikjol (1-0)
+1 from KI'Tork

Spoiler: New Proposals (2) (click to show/hide)

105.00: Declare Fusil honorary god of Jestering (5-0)
+5 from The Light, Fortuna, KI'Tork, Fusil, Neron

105.01: Move the ice megabeast to Nikjol (1-0)
+1 from KI'Tork

New players are always welcome. Sphere ideas this tick are Nightmares, Justice, Earth, and Travel. Opposing sphere ideas this tick are Body and Growth.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Kli has been sealed away in halves.