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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I Propose that any time gods use proposals in arguments that the proposals be ignored and the gods be put under a short censure to keep stupid proposals from popping up

[Vgray]

Azem keeps a lookout for the Prophet and his family.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Head to the Dragonsmeet and serve drinks with my magic teapot.

Walk over to Malakath
Gods don't have souls silly! Look!
Slide my dagger of soul-cutting into her ribs.
It doesn't work on gods! (I think)
Twirl in my dress-robe and go back to serving drinks and speaking with the people there.

After the Dragonsmeet, head back to the battlefield on Keshan and continue killing the Merfolk until their commander comes to talk with me

[Stirk]

"I'm sorry, but the starvation of orphans isn't "cool". I can't fathom why you would think to consider it as such."

"Oh? You are the only one suggesting it is. If orphans starving is 'not cool', then logically, its opposite must be cool. Therefore, an organization that feeds orphans should have a cool acronym. By suggesting otherwise you are saying that the organization is not cool, therefore its opposite, starving orphans are cool."

I Propose that any time gods use proposals in arguments that the proposals be ignored and the gods be put under a short censure to keep stupid proposals from popping up

"Oppose."

Head to the Dragonsmeet and serve drinks with my magic teapot.

Walk over to Malakath
Gods don't have souls silly! Look!
Slide my dagger of soul-cutting into her ribs.
It doesn't work on gods! (I think)
Twirl my robe and go back to serving drinks and speaking with the people there.

"Stabbing Malakath in the gut is something I can approve of. Well done."

[Andres]

Gods don't have souls silly! Look!
Slide my dagger of soul-cutting into her ribs.

If for some reason she made it to the Dragonsmeet, she'll have to go through my 5 angel priest bodyguards. Even if she makes her way through them, it'll buy me enough time to react and throw a Divine(Joha: Life)-enchanted fireball at her. Then I'll kill her soul and drain her corpse of Essence - in that order.

"Stabbing Malakath in the gut is something I can approve of. Well done."

"The ribs are in the chest - not the gut."

[Rolepgeek]

Then I'll kill her soul and drain her corpse of Essence - in that order.

Prevent if needed, mostly the corpse draining, since the former is inherently ridiculous

[Stirk]

If for some reason she made it to the Dragonsmeet, she'll have to go through my 5 angel priest bodyguards. Even if she makes her way through them, it'll buy me enough time to react and throw a Divine(Joha: Life)-enchanted fireball at her. Then I'll kill her soul and drain her corpse of Essence - in that order.

If for some reason she can't make it....

"Tykki, please make sure Malakath gets stabbed. It is for science. Kill the guards, pick up the dagger yourself if you have to. Try to protect the God of death as you do it, she seems to be useful for the time being. And she stabs Malakath, which earns her me points. It might be difficult finding it, but I am sure if the God of Death can you will have no trouble. Good luck. I am sure you can accomplish it easy, no matter what the pathetic God of Blood throws at you."

"The ribs are in the chest - not the gut."

"......Do you know a single thing about anatomy?"

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

"Stabbing Malakath in the gut is something I can approve of. Well done."

If you stab someone with a dagger that doesn't cut, is it truly stabbing?

And I was invited to the Dragonsmeet on the condition I don't kill anyone.
(This is mostly science, I was to see what happens if I stab a god of souls with a dagger that kills souls. Gods don't have souls, but will the sphere make something happen?)

[Andres]

"Forget it. I guess I'm not going to Dragonsmeet, Azem."

Cancel trip to Dragonsmeet and all activities that I would've done at Dragonsmeet.

[Stirk]

"Stabbing Malakath in the gut is something I can approve of. Well done."

If you stab someone with a dagger that doesn't cut, is it truly stabbing?

And I was invited to the Dragonsmeet on the condition I don't kill anyone.
(This is mostly science, I was to see what happens if I stab a god of souls with a dagger that kills souls. Gods don't have souls, but will the sphere make something happen?)

"A very cutting remark, a deep (getit?) philosophical question. In the end, one can only say, to stab but not to truly stab is better than not stabbing at all. And nobody else even tried stabbing Malakath yet.

Besides, I want to see what happens too."

"Forget it. I guess I'm not going to Dragonsmeet, Azem."

Cancel trip to Dragonsmeet and all activities that I would've done at Dragonsmeet.

(How wonderfully meta of you.)

"Can Tykki borrow that dagger Death God? Someone needs to stab Malakath with it. For science."

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

"Can Tykki borrow that dagger Death God? I still want to stab Malakath."

Certainly, as long as I get it back after the Dragonsmeet.
Lend Tykki my staff and show her how to use it.
The dagger just pops out like this!

[Stirk]

Certainly, as long as I get it back after the Dragonsmeet.
Lend Tykki my staff and show her how to use it.
The dagger just pops out like this!

"It is fine, this should only take a second ifshe isn't hiding.

Go ahead, Tykki. Test the dagger in Malakath's neck. Please report the results, feel free to do it multiple times if you feel it necessary. It is for science, after all. You are authorized to kill any of Malakath's servants who get in your way, permanently or no. Don't forget to have some fun with it. Good luck, Tykki."

[Lost in Nowhere]

Oh, this is hilarious.
Although, maybe, instead of stabbing and eating each other, we should be dealing with this psycho merman?
Ehh, naah.

Support Cyrix's and Fusil's second proposal.
Oppose Fusil's first proposal and Malakath's proposal.

[Andres]

Malakath reads some non-divinely-made books concerning skyfeatures. Namely, she reads on what skyfeatures there are, what they're associated with, what activates them, and in what order they activate when it comes to constellations.

Many Humans, Mountwyrms, Luminee, Wood Elves, Night Elves, and Odolhirum dwellers have been killed off!

How did they even die? Mountwyrms have wings - they could've flown away.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Melyssa listens to prayers.