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[Stirk]

I jump for cover, seeing Malakath try to distract me while Cim attacks me with fire! I pull out more tentacles, each with a variety of firearms filling them.

I kinda want to see Lecty try to eat Tykki. Does that make me evil?

*nod*

[Andres]

Malakath takes a second to ponder the idea that there's "cover" in the deity meta-location and that a giant tentacle monster is using it. In the next second, she pulls out several shadow tentacles and prepares nuclear energy blasts in each one.

[Stirk]

I jut out another tentacle, flinging it through the void. I wrap it around Tykki's wrist and lead her to my location.

And the faces are now angry 

[Andres]

The energy blasts dissipate.  At the end of the tentacles emerge what appear to be little Human girls. Then, with musical accompaniment, they start singing....

"Käse, Käse, wo ist die Käse?"

[IcyTea31]

"This is not how I expected a fight to begin. End it before I sue you both."

[DreamerGhost]

I kinda want to see Lecty try to eat Tykki. Does that make me evil?

*nod*

If my wish to see Lecty commit suicide makes me evil, what does that make you?

[Stirk]

I kinda want to see Lecty try to eat Tykki. Does that make me evil?

*nod*

If my wish to see Lecty commit suicide makes me evil, what does that make you?

 

The energy blasts dissipate.  At the end of the tentacles emerge what appear to be little Human girls. Then, with musical accompaniment, they start singing....

"Käse, Käse, wo ist die Käse?"

Another hook like tentacle appears from my head.

"This is not how I expected a fight to begin. End it before I sue you both."

I point to Tykki's lawmancy degree. With a gun.

[Andres]

The faces turn to Cim, their mouths forced open to unnatural degrees by a build-ups of energy. After a few seconds they recede entirely.

"Creepy children and tentacles isn't really my style. Truce?"

[Lost in Nowhere]

...

Hrm...

Two questions: why are people trying to kill each other, and why on earth are human girls singing about cheese in the council meta-location? In German, no less!
Although I can guess the answer to the first.

So, I propose this: a proposal will pass immediately if 3/4 of all active deities support it.

Also, support Fusil being unsilenced.

[Andres]

So, I propose this: a proposal will pass immediately if 3/4 of all active deities support it.

"I support this proposal in spirit but I oppose it in letter. We already have a rule that states any proposal with 80% proposal at Imminent Pass will be immediately passed. I propose we amend this rule that any proposal with the support of 80% of the other gods be passed immediately. In essence, this will have the same effect that you want, Joha, but at least we don't have a spare rule that can never be used. It's the principle of the matter, you see."

Malakath remembers about the virtue angels.

[Ama]

"Also, I may or may not be responsible for the explosion, umm....sorry...about your new angels..."   

How and why exactly did you cause the explosion?

"I had just got done with a new toy so I wanted test it on something, afraid I forgot you were sending your angels to the city.."

Propose we nuke the sun into nothingness, before it turns into a void monster.

[DreamerGhost]

"I had just got done with a new toy so I wanted test it on something, afraid I forgot you were sending your angels to the city.."

Have you considered DB plane/uninhabited moons/calculating results?

Propose we nuke the sun into nothingness, before it turns into a void monster.

Would you happen to know something others here don't?

[LuckyKobold]

KI'Tork goes around and preforms miracles to gather followers.
"Whoa tentacles, I didn't know you guys were into that sorta thing."

[Ama]

"KI` Tork I asked you if I could join your pantheon a while back and I`m afraid I can`t find your answer."

"And no I don't know something different, I just want to destroy the sun, ....it would be fun."

[DreamerGhost]

"And no I don't know something different, I just want to destroy the sun, ....it would be fun."

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