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[LuckyKobold]

(As far as I can tell you didn't)
KI'Tork makes the Spork Inventor 9 feet tall,declares him to be my grand high prophet and gives him the ability to speak and have others hear him in their native languages, KI'Tork then tasks the prophet with spreading satisfaction to all ends of the earth.
KI'Tork teaches the kobolds how to write so that they can record their cooking recipes.

(OOC:What is the inventor's name?)

[Ama]

NUKE researcher: "We have finally discovered a sufficiently inexpensive method of producing stones that absorb the blasted heat, however slowly!"
Rani Traveler: "Why is there so much pink ice here?"
NUKE researcher: "We would like your advice on a certain undisclosed project."

"Wonderful, continue the good work!"
"Not sure...what does it smell like."
"We can discuss that in private."

"You will explain what you are doing Malakath or I will destroy you and your pesky spies."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 77: The Spreadening

Kl'Tork's miracles seem to have attracted a number of followers. Few of them still serve only Kl'Tork. These are some prayers Kl'Tork has heard:
"The food at my restaurant suddenly turned into old shoes! Should I tell them it is an exotic aged steak from Gruen lands?"
"How can I best serve you, Kl'Tork?"
"I need a spice both sweet and bitter. Do you have any suggestions?"
Kl'Tork has promoted the Spork Inventor to be 9 feet tall, declared him a grand high prophet, given him the gift of universal translation, and tasked him with spreading satisfaction all over the world. Kl'Tork has also given the kobolds a writing system for the purpose of recording recipes.
(Probably something like Ipmeerk, I'd imagine)

(Malakath: Cost refunded)

Rani Traveler: "It smells like those hot-land giant fruits of water."

This update's constellations are the Ring and Horse. A comet streaks past Keshan.

(Malakath: +1E, Kl'Tork: -3E)

Spoiler: Lawmode (click to show/hide)

Quéßäre v. Azem

58.05: Quéßäre sues Azem for cursing everyone's economies. (3-0) [PASSED]
+3 (Convict) from Quéßäre, Azem, Yaos

58.05.1: Have Azem destroy the mostly-gone plague as a penance for ruining the economy.
+1 from Malakath

Quéßäre v. Fusil

68.00: Quéßäre sues Fusil for attempted murder. (1-1) [DEAD]
+1 from Quéßäre
0 from Malakath
-1 from Fusil

Spoiler: Features (click to show/hide)

Skyfeatures: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144704.msg5731808#msg5731808 (maintained by Happerry/Anath)
Skyfeatures: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144704.msg5842048#msg5842048 (maintained by Andres/Yaos)
Bestiary: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144651.msg5779202;topicseen#msg5779202 (maintained by Andres/Yaos)

Spoiler: Deities (0) (click to show/hide)

Cim the Lawgiver (Order, Law): 42/42, 12-13
Fusil (Weapons): 20/21, 8-9
Azem (Wealth, Trade): 45/45, 7-8
Khaziraad (Architecture, Improvement): 27/27, 5-6
Grauel (Hunger, Decay): 23/43, 14-15
Serac (Oceans, Bubbles): 18/27, 0-0
Joha (Life): 34/34, 4-5
Neron (Ice): 19/21, 4-5
Darruth (Goodness, Protection): 24/24, 7-8
Quéßäre (Deception, Guile): 15/20, 4-5
Kl'Tork (Kitchens, Satisfaction): 8/20, 4-5
Malakath (Souls, Blood): 17/20, 5-6
Atropos (Death, Dust): 21/21, 7-8

Taol (Freedom): 20/20, 2-3 (Safe stasis)
Anath (Night, Stars): 23/23, 6-7 (Safe stasis)
Artisanii (Arts, Inspiration): 24/24, 2-3 (Sealed away)
Kli (Balance, Sacrifice): 48/48, 5-6
The Light (Light): 52/52, 5-6

Varee (Randomness): 6/31, 3-4 (Sealed away)
Carmine (Exploration, Science): 21/21, 1-2 (Sealed away)

The following players have been marked as inactive: Ambidextrous/Kli and Detoxicated/The Light.

Spoiler: Council rules (click to show/hide)

These are all subject to addition, removal, and change by you. They can effect changes in the game's core rules (mechanics), administrative laws (voting requirements, seniority privilegs, &c.) or the natural rules (light does not exist, gravity is repulsive, giant animals can fly like birds, &c.).
`Administrative:
A bill must be supported by at least 50% of active players to pass if unopposed.

A bill must achieve 60% support in order to pass if opposed.

Players may flame the host if he has been inactive for at least two (2) UTC days.

Council resolutions will not be counted until at least a major tick has passed.

Council-produced creations are not to be tampered with without council approval. Failure to comply will result in the automated initiation of a trial.

03.01: Only deities supporting a proposal enter the Essence pool

04.03: Remove proposals stagnant for 3 ticks or double opposed to supported for 1 tick <0>

Proposals at [IMMINENT PASS] will pass immediately if 80% of the Support or Oppose votes are Support votes.

34.05: A trial will end after 2 integer ticks (from Tx to Tx+2) with votes tallied based solely on support and opposition. Conflict results in comparing support and opposition.

Starter Code of Conduct:
I. Thou Shall Not Cause Megadeaths Or Extinction Events
II. Thou Shall Not Seek the Death of Another God
III. Thou Shall Not Force Mortals To Worship You
IV. Thou Shall Not Force Mortals Not To Worship Other Gods
V. Thou Shall Not Break The Universe

Active players are those who have posted in the last three (3) UTC days.

35.01: Arrange for a Void study committee
36.00.1: Trials held for assault, murder, or attempted murder last only for a tick (4-2/13) [EXTEND TO T42] [PASSED]

Natural:
02.00.b: Created race(s) is not/are not all immortal <?>
02.01.a: Sapients and not sentients are the dominant mortals to be created <?>
02.02: Support reincarnation in general <0-1>
02.02.1: Support looped reincarnation (i.e. between two worlds)
02.04: Create a spirit and a corporeal realm <48/77, (6-7/11-13)>
02.04.1: Bifurcate corporeal realm <6-7 (0-1)>
03.06: Make constellations without needing council permission
02.01.a.2: Support free will for mortals <0>
03.04.1: 03.04 for first two planets <0>
03.00: Build 3 million sapient humanoids evenly split between Material World 1 and Material World
02.03: Create up to ~30 total immortal, godinalized servants <13-14 (3-4)>
02.04.3: Support further amendment to Valkiss' proposal <?>
03.06.1: Make magical constellations that influence magic on the worlds
03.09: Name the two partitions Keshan and Slytha
04.01: Create grand ecumenical temples for every race <High 3-4>
12.01: Anath's five-part starter code of conduct
18.01: Create monstrous flora and fauna <?>

21.00: Make a gas giant for each system <15-16 (2-3)>
24.00: Create the Plane of Death and Battle <1-2 (0-1)>

35.00: Put constellations in order and in a cycle as opposed to randomly
35.01: Arrange for a Void study committee
40.00: New races must not be negatively acted upon from the mortals' perspective for at least 3 ticks (7-0/13) [PASSED]

43.01: Refill the Library's supply of Void books (7-1/13)
66.00: Disband the Human Empire and grant the citizens self-determination

Spoiler: Council proposals (3) (click to show/hide)

70.00: Permakill the Lich <?> [EXTEND TO T78] [IMMINENT DEATH]
+1 from Malakath

75.01: Have non-votes count as Abstains (5-0/13)
+5 from Malakath, Cim, Grauel, Joha, Khaziraad

Spoiler: New Proposals (0) (click to show/hide)

Array

New players are always welcome. Sphere ideas this tick are Jealousy, Misery, Air, and Earth. Opposing sphere ideas this tick are Body and Degradation.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Kli and The Light have been sealed away.

The Void beasts have mostly been slaughtered by an unknown combatant.

[DreamerGhost]

"You will explain what you are doing Malakath or I will destroy you and your pesky spies."

Simply amazing. Lecty, you even managed to piss off Neron.

[LuckyKobold]

KI'Tork checks to see if any humans still worship Yaos.

[gman8181]

The Gruen seem to be doing fairly well. There is much interest in producing a library of sorts of which foods produce which effects both in progeny and in eaters.
"I wish to become a Lord of Hunger someday."
"When will you come down for another feast?"
"Is it true that the Devourer is made of wood?"

Magically compile a list of foods and effects and give it to the high Gruen council with orders to share the knowledge with all Gruen and to add to the list as more food effects are discovered.

There can only ever be four Lords of Hunger at a time. Continue serving me faithfully and perhaps at some point you can become a Lord of Hunger if one of them is ever displaced.
Grant this Gruen longevity and some more power.

My feasts are quite large and use a lot of resources and food. I try not to have them so often that it would not leave my followers with enough food for themselves.

The Devourer is made up of pure essence not wood.

[Ambidextrous]

Kli listens to prayers.

[Lost in Nowhere]

I guess I'll listen to some prayers.

On a completely unrelated note, WHO TOOK THE ORB? Specifically, the life orb that I created a very long time ago.

[Quartz_Mace]

"What can we do to serve you?"
"Where have the High Elves gone?"
"I wish for the ability to bluff anyone and everyone."

"Spread my teachings, but respect other God's followers. Do not steal then away, but enlighten them to my teachings alongside theirs.

They have not gone anywhere. A number have dissolved into the lands of what remains of the Empire, and the others live in their mountains.

You already have it. You always did. The bluffs may or may not succeed, but that should not stop you from trying. However, you should not try to bluff if the bluff is for evil."

Create 1,000 more High-Elves in Àrenne.

[Ama]

Rani Traveler: "It smells like those hot-land giant fruits of water."

"Odd, is it near any town or populated area?"
Have some Ice Titans check out the weird pink snow.

Support 75.01

[Kilojoule Proton]

Kli has been unsealed!

Kl'Tork: A substantial number of Humans still do worship Yaos in addition to currently alive gods.

(Grauel: -3E)
Grauel: You have compiled a list of food and its effects and granted longevity and additional power to a Gruen.

Kli:
"The scales have been completed!"
"Should we eat those strange Void beasts?"
"There is a rock balanced on its tip on top of a hill near us. Should we do something about it?"

Joha:
LifeLab researcher: "Should we work on containment of our creations more? Some of them may be best in strict captivity."
Rich gardener: "Come visit our beautiful glowing fungal gardens!"
Ikan elder: "The Void seems to have encroached from the deep denizens recently. What is happening?"

(Quéßäre: -2E)
Quéßäre:
Teacher of Deception: "I shall go at once."
Bluff Buff: "Are there evil bluffs? I wish to be able to bluff anyone successfully."
You also create 1 000 more Àrennese High Elves.

Neron:
Rani Traveler: "It is uphill from a town. Perhaps NUKE knows the answer?"
The snow seems to be normal except for the pink spots to the Ice Titans.

(Vote counted)

[Andres]

"You will explain what you are doing Malakath or I will destroy you and your pesky spies."

"Not me, technically. One of my Controller angels sent a spy to NUKE to see what you were doing there. It chose to do this independently and I have since told all my angels not to do anything that would antagonise other gods. Sorry for the incident."
Return the spy that was captured at ISAY.

On a completely unrelated note, WHO TOOK THE ORB? Specifically, the life orb that I created a very long time ago.

"Again, apologies. It seems some of the Nature Spirits I created decided it would be a nice gift to give to me for creating them."
Give Joha back her orb.

Kli has been unsealed!

Seal Kli and have him guarded in the Heaven Plane. Grant the other gods' permission to view - but not interact with - Kli.

[Stirk]

Seal Kli and have him guarded in the Heaven Plane. Grant the other gods' permission to view - but not interact with - Kli.

"Kli is unsealed because he woke up. He should be fine on his own."

"You seem to have a problem with 'discipline', seeing as your followers just happen to think antagonizing other Gods is a good idea. As their leader, I am sure you know who gets punished for discipline problems?"

[Quartz_Mace]

Bluff Buff: "Are there evil bluffs? I wish to be able to bluff anyone successfully."

"By "evil bluff," I mean a bluff that will unnecessarily hurt someone or do something bad. For example, I'm a peasant farmer in the Human Empire, or at least what remains of it. Someone tries to rob me, but I take out a knife and tell him I won't hurt him if he turns around and leaves. When he turns around, I stab him in the back. If you lie to safe yourself or someone else, that is good and will be permitted. I trust you, and so you shall recieve your request."
Grants wish. (S)he can now successfully bluff to anyone about anything.