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[Vgray]

"Yaos was in possession of some of the ashes of the fallen. I wonder what happened to those?"

[Andres]

The Empire pays some people to ask the following questions at the oracle (it's a benevolent genie-type oracle, right?):
"What questions have previous gods asked you?"
"What god was primarily responsible for Yaos' permanent death?"
"What other beings were responsible for Yaos' permanent death?"
"Who was behind the creation of the Harbinger of Doom?"
"Is the Harbinger of Doom and the Lich the same person?"
"Are there any more Void temples within this Bubble?"
"Who created the monsters that emerged from beneath so long ago?"
"Who is ? ? ?"
"Who is responsible for the monkeys which troubled Yaos during his lifetime?"
"Could the Council choose to revive Yaos despite his permanent death?"
"Where would Fusil and his angels usually hide?"
"What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?"

[Kilojoule Proton]

Serac: Will you allow this?

[Andres]

Another question before the final one: "What happens when a god loses all of their spheres?" Time to see if doing so is what turns a god into a Null.

[Stirk]

I won't Whatever happened to Andres not playing meta?

The bribed humans are influenced to ask stupid of frivolous questions instead, giving a lie answer when asked by their payers.

Just in case, the human council are "asked" to disband the empire. Ill do it in person. This is a relic of Yaos that needs to be disbanded.

[Kilojoule Proton]

(I just meant that the way the questions are, anyone else could also bribe a bunch of people to go ask things like "What's the cheapest way to kill XGod, god of X?", "What's the easiest way to drive X eXtinct?", or "What can I do that will make the Void come and eat all the gods?" and get their questions answered without paying Serac a single point.)

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Serac: Will you allow this?

Send the answers to Yaos.
Actually, Andres has no control over the empire, so it's impossible anyways.

Mortals must choose their own questions for the oracle, they cannot be influenced by the gods or the servants of the gods.

[LuckyKobold]

Just in case, the human council are "asked" to disband the empire. Ill do it in person. This is a relic of Yaos that needs to be disbanded.

"If I had 30 essence I would defend the Human Empire as they have done no wrong,But as it stands I''ll support this if the Kobolds get a Lion's Share of the loot."(OOC: )

[Vgray]

"Does someone need to kill you again Lord of Arms?"

[DreamerGhost]

What has Fusil done this time?

[Stirk]

"Does someone need to kill you again Lord of Arms?"

"Is that a threat, Azem? I seem to remember the last fight ending in a massive explosion, before which I was slaughtering your little alliance. Without Yaos, do you really think you could beat me? The Empire is being disbanded."

(...I would like to get in another huge battle, but can we wait until poor KJP has finished his finals?)

[Kilojoule Proton]

(My last exam is for molecular biology, so it's more like fun than finals. The vacation honestly makes me more nervous.)

[Vgray]

"And which one of us was weakened enough that they actually died in the explosion?"

[Stirk]

"And which one of us was weakened enough that they actually died in the explosion?"

"The same one that came back seconds later. Which one of us was it who didn't lose a single man, and which one had an entire army wiped out? You also apparently lost your Archangels...."

[Vgray]

"I seem to remember turning a fair few of your automations into shinies. For now, I will let your actions speak for themselves. And wait for you to toe a line."