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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4260 on: December 14, 2014, 02:12:19 am »

Kli sparks the apathetic Hummingbird's mind to realize his true calling, so he will no longer be bored. (-2E)
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4261 on: December 14, 2014, 10:57:20 am »

Teach The Kobolds how to farm the rabbits and show them many tasty recipes concerning them."Who is this Lucky Man?"

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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4262 on: December 14, 2014, 11:03:59 am »

KI'Tork proceeds to bless all who follow him with inspiration to cook, and a few weak spells that eliminate much of the process, (i.e:A spell that boils a pot of water,Or summoning condiments,that sort of thing.
KI'Tork blesses any being of any race that is dedicated to cooking with guardian kitchen spirits that will follow them and guide them in the arts of cooking, unless any being doesn't want the guardian in which case it will quietly leave.
Bless my kobold priests with the ability to create Kitchen Elementals,They are roughly 6 feet tall,float a few inches off of the ground and are made of a random assortment of kitchen appliances,The Elementals follow their summoner's orders to the letter,and are slightly faster and stronger than the average human.
"I sense that these mortals are about to go through a sizzling revelation!"
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 02:44:19 pm by LuckyKobold »
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4263 on: December 14, 2014, 11:39:10 pm »

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"With your blessing, I have finally eliminated the vizier. The throne shall be mine!"
"Hahahahahawantsomesnooooow?"
"Those pesky lowborn mortals may begin encroaching on our land in a few years."
"Use your new position to serve your subjects. Do not deceive them about what you intend to do, but hide what you have done if you value your life."

"Um...what about snow?"

"Don't worry, the low-born die young. You'll outlive them."
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4264 on: December 14, 2014, 11:45:33 pm »

"Um...what about snow?"
(Mystic Snow. Once a year, it rains Mystic Snow in celebration of Varee and Yaos. It's basically cocaine.)
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4265 on: December 14, 2014, 11:48:36 pm »

"Um...what about snow?"
(Mystic Snow. Once a year, it rains Mystic Snow in celebration of Varee and Yaos. It's basically cocaine.)

((What the shit?!? That's what it is? That's a horrible idea! What the fuck!?))
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4266 on: December 14, 2014, 11:57:22 pm »

"Um...what about snow?"
(Mystic Snow. Once a year, it rains Mystic Snow in celebration of Varee and Yaos. It's basically cocaine.)

((What the shit?!? That's what it is? That's a horrible idea! What the fuck!?))
(That reaction made me lol. :)) But seriously, how have you been playing for this long and not know about it? It's also a really great idea. Not a single complaint and everyone loves it! One guy even praised it as the one day his son wouldn't scream at him!)
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4267 on: December 15, 2014, 03:20:50 am »

Tick 65

Spoiler: Deities (click to show/hide)

Proposals:
60.00: Give all races improved common sense <0> [DEAD]
+1 from Fusil, Kl'Tork
0 from Joha
-1 from Neron

New players are always welcome. Sphere ideas this tick are Travelers, Fate, Air, and Destruction.

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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4268 on: December 15, 2014, 03:57:01 pm »

KI'Tork encourages the kobolds to rob the rich and spread the loot evenly among the poor.
"Now all Kobolds Shall be satisfied!"

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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4269 on: December 15, 2014, 04:01:18 pm »

KI'Tork encourages the kobolds to rob the rich and spread the loot evenly among the poor.
"Now all Kobolds Shall be satisfied!"
"I wonder what Azem will think about this. Could be good for the economy."

Creates 1,000 more Wolf-people in the Hidden Forest.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4270 on: December 15, 2014, 04:27:35 pm »

"When are these hidden races of yours going to contribute to the economy?"
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T64: An actual milestone
« Reply #4271 on: December 15, 2014, 05:02:30 pm »

"So long as they simply praise the name of KI'Tork I care not whether they contribute to the spread of worthless chunks of metal,No offense intended of course."

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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T66: Mnbrvcnp!
« Reply #4272 on: December 16, 2014, 12:31:27 am »

Tick 66: Mnbrvcnp!

The Shiny Ones have furnished the mortals with much free advice on combat and managing finances. The tournament continues to accumulate guests, waiting for a signal to begin

The next Feast of Grauel has started. The town hosting is bursting with visitors and pilgrims wanting to see.

Kli has inspired the apathetic Hummingbird to realize his true calling. He has decided to promote the spread of amusement and mirth on his wanderings by playing pranks on random people.

The Kobolds have begun farming the rabbits released by the Rod of Amazement. Some of the more magically skilled Kobolds have learned a few spells useful for cooking. There is an increase in thievery, and many valuable items have disappeared from circulation.

Kl'Tork has spread the kitchen spirits to anyone eligible and created the Kitchen Elementals.

Quéßäre has created 1 000 more Wolf-people.
"Yes, definitely."
"The lowborn are more numerous and defensive than we are."

There is a rumbling on the Island of Death and Riches.

This update's constellations are the Lance and Lady.

(Kli: -2E, Kl'Tork: -3E, Quéßäre: -2E)


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Spoiler: Deities (0) (click to show/hide)
The following players are in danger of being marked as inactive: Varee/Varee and Objective/Carmine.

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New players are always welcome. Sphere ideas this tick are Treachery, Truth, Magic, and Strength.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T66: Mnbrvcnp!
« Reply #4273 on: December 16, 2014, 12:52:05 am »

Azem investigates the rumbling.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T66: Mnbrvcnp!
« Reply #4274 on: December 16, 2014, 12:53:27 am »

It appears to be a snoring Gruen.
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