Tick 17.4: Angry Alphabet and And and Affability and Ands
Serac has created a pocket dimension within the Plane of Water and Bubbles with the intention of using it as a prison and has created the crab-shaped Angel of Bubbles Nuparhi with the aid of the powerful Sorae mystics. A hard, sonorous, and glowing metal has recently been discovered by the Sorae.
Fusil has almost attempted to capture a follower of Anath planning to summon Anath in the mistaken belief that Anath is a Void Thing.
Yaos has assigned a sickly child's elder sister as caretaker and ordered that human mages preserve the bodies of their noble parents. This turns out to have been redundant, as the house has had a tradition of embalming and preserving bodies. Additionally, Yaos has reappeared a somewhat zealously arrested Keshan human who coveted a Celestial Coin, almost caused an interimperial incident, created 300 Saeva, and requested a starting sample of Wargs, or human-ridable wolf-derived creatures from Joha.
Azem has rescattered Pieces of Eight not owned by his creatures to places where they are more likely to be found by his own creatures. Here are some recent, notable prayers:
Some Sorae on your treasure island pray for your guidance in their quest for shinies
Golem foreman: "Lord Azem, May We Construct A Temple On Your Island That You May Have A Good Shiny Storehouse? We Will Fill It With Traps Made Of Shiny Metals."
Alprozem, having grown somewhat wiser, has asked for your advice on his rashly issued prohibition of mates for your clergy.
Gem Council Quartz: "Does the Void contain or have shinies, Azem?"
Joha has listened for some prayers and hears these:
"Lady Joha, do you have any recommendations on how to start an Experiment-House of Life (read: laboratory)? We have many great ideas and nowhere to execute them."
A wood elf walks into a bar. "Joha! My head!"
Kifo asks if you would like to play cards with some angels and recently dead mortals.
"By Joh', I wish the wood wern't so thick! Then we'd already be tradin' days ago."
A suspicious little girl asks for a pony but with a tentacle mouth.
Joha has also created glowing sky jellyfish that build impressive structures unaffected by gravity out of cloudstuff*.
Some of Fusil's Armu have joined a Mountwyrm caravan and made contact with the Gruen. Much trading ensues, as many Gruen are curious about the potential transformations resulting from consuming the exotic ores. Fusil has also recently propagated the Armu to around 3 million individuals, making them a significant power.
Yaos and Joha have attempted to resurrect the dead nobles, but this seems to have met with failure despite their efforts. Perhaps if they would like to consume an exorbitant amount of Essence, fate could be persuaded to allow this resurrection to proceed. The grandfather has already cycled back to Keshan after dying as an infant and is currently in a poor area in a human town and was, in any case, dead from an alcohol-related incident long before the children's father died.
(Actually, resurrections would probably be spotty under the best of conditions under the current system. Most mortals probably just flip worlds quickly and the resurrection would be equivalent to killing their otherworldselves. If you skimmed off enough mortals for your afterlife that the chance of a particular mortal soul being in your plane approached or exceeded 5% or so, the living, Worship-capable segment of your race would decrease.)
Azem has filled a recently discovered, gold-rich island with golden apple ents with healing sap and deadly giant golden silk orb weavers. The island holds vast wealth beyond most adventurers' wildest imaginations as well as vast danger in the form of its guardians. Yaos has inspired some non-humans to visit the island. Most return within a week. Azem has also opened up the island for other gods to make more dangerous.
The Hummingbirds have recently been inhabiting a ring of trees around the Tree of Balance to watch for the movements of troops through their forest. At the School, currently frequently debated topics include the role of imbalance in driving change and whether to open the School up to more than debates and some teaching.
Anath has created the Nightguard order consisting of faithful, priestly warriors to defend his creations. He also checks on the mortal who wanted to summon him. It turns out that the "summoning spell" was a recipe for jelly rolls written in a phoneme substitution cipher and that the main reason for why he paid so much to a shady magic merchant to summon Anath was because he wanted nights to be an hour longer every day of the year.
Yaos has answered some prayers! A request to be as tall as a mountain has been ignored, a plea for healing for the little brother of the not-heiress (by divine mandate) has been postponed, a group of cheating children playing Battlemallet: Void Decay have been ignored, an Inquisitor's gratitude has been acknowledged, and a little child's request for doll Pymalionification has been ignored despite the minor pun potential in granting pumpkinification instead. The Duondio seems not to have done much. In the absence of any real work or missions, he seems to be working as a farm hand in a random human village, training Moisten Surface (water) during drier periods, Linear Distribute Granular Objects (air) when planting, Small Localized Vortex when winnowing, and Even Heat Ellipsoidal Object (fire) when baking bread. This will likely have some influence on the abilities he acquires in the future.
The Armu have made contact with the humans, giving vast amounts of gifts to them. All this charity is starting to cause some inflation.
(The price of granting sapience to Wargs will be around High 1-2 but will be easily resisted)
Artisanii has charged some Muses with guarding the Library in general and the room containing Forbidden Books specifically and requests reports on who is taking the books (easy) or using the Library for nefarious purposes (not so easy). Some Muses accost the gods in the Forbidden Book room after noting that a few of the gods failed to return their books to their proper locations or failed to return them completely.
This update's dominant constellations are the Lance and Phoenix. The Keshan aurora are somewhat visible
Spirit dimension:
Plane of Water and Bubbles Serac
Plane of Night and Stars Anath
Plane of Greed and Shinies Azem
Plane of Humans and Ambition Yaos
Plane of Order and Law Cim
Plane of Randomness and Irony Varee
Unknown/Indeterminate:
Gigantic sky crab The Light
Tykki, Angel of Arms Fusil
Multiprism of Divine Light The Light
Prophet of the Light The Light
Magma well Khaziraad
Ecumenical temple of Order The Light/Luminee
School of Light The Light/Luminee
Gremlins Khaziraad
5 basic angels Valkiss
5 basic angels Azem
5 basic angels Fusil
5 basic angels Cim
5 basic angels The Light
5 basic angels Khaziraad
5 basic angels Anath
Golden Dragon of Honor (5/5) Fusil/Dar-MA-Gome
3 basic angels Yaos
Kifo, Angel of DEATH
World 1:
Powered constellations Anath
Intense aurora Serac
Night/Star elves Anath
Law of Cim copies Cim
Mountwyrms Azem
Tree of Balance Kli
Luminees The Light
Minio-ons Varee
Gruen Grauel
Golems Khaziraad
Hummingbirds Kli
Star/Night dragons Anath
Gem dragons Azem
Real Piece of Eight Azem
Flea-on Varee
Cave Noxen Anath
Burrowers Beneath Anath
Golden silk orb-weavers Azem
Sorae Serac
World Turtles Serac
Wood elves Joha
Template Humans Azem
Dragons of Crystalline Light The Light
1 Pantheon/race Council
Termitians Anath
Humanos Grandes Yaos
Barrier Wood Joha/Wood Elves
Breaker Knights ? ? ?
Arrow of Light The Light
Irrlichts The Light
Burning Mirrors The Light/Fusil/followers
Star squid Anath
Arch-Lawyer Yaos
Very Special Angel Yaos
Lycae Joha
World 2:
Powered constellations Anath
Ice ring Serac
Star/Night Elves Anath
Beings of Serac Serac
Law of Cim copies Cim
Mountwyrms Azem
Tree of Balance Kli
Divine Library Artisanii
Luminees The Light
Minio-ons Varee
Being Pantheons Serac
Gruen Grauel
Golems Khaziraad
Hummingbirds Kli
Night/Star dragons Anath
Gem dragons Azem
Second Piece of Eight Azem
Flea-on Varee
Cave Noxen Anath
Burrowers Beneath Anath
Golden silk orb-weavers Azem
Artisanii's shrine/statue Artisanii
Muses Artisanii
Glowing armor of Light Light
Guidance tablets Light
School of Balance Kli
Wood elves Joha
Mantra Artisanii
1 Pantheon/race Council
Termitians Anath
Irrlichts The Light
Star squid Anath
Both worlds:
Powered constellations Anath
Night/Star elves Anath
Law of Cim copies Cim
Mountwyrms Azem
Tree of Balance Kli
Luminees The Light
Minio-ons Varee
Gruen Grauel
Golems Khaziraad
Hummingbirds Kli
Star/Night dragons Anath
Gem dragons Azem
Pieces of Eight Azem
The Devourer, Angel of Hunger Grauel
Flea-on Varee
Cave Noxen Anath
Burrowers Beneath Anath
Golden silk orb-weavers Azem
Wood elves Joha
1 Pantheon/race Council
Termitians Anath
Irrlichts The Light
Star squid Anath
Cim the Lawgiver (Order, Law): 21/21, 6-7
Varee (Randomness): 16/20, 2-3
Fusil (Weapons): 3/20, 6-7
Azem (Greed, Trade): 22/22, 5-6
Anath (Night, Stars): 9/20, 6-7
Khaziraad (Architecture): 19/20, 4-5
Kli (Balance, Sacrifice): 15/20, 3-4
Grauel (Hunger): 15/20, 8-9
Serac (Oceans, Bubbles): 12/21, 3-4
The Light (Light): 9/20, 4-5
Artisanii (Arts, Inspiration): 14/20, 2-3
Yaos (Humans, Ambition): 9/20, 6-7
Joha (Life): 9/20, 3-4
Dar-MA-GOme (Honor, Pride): (1+4)/1, 0
The following players are in danger of being marked inactive: Detoxicated/The LightThese are all subject to addition, removal, and change by you. They can effect changes in the game's core rules (mechanics), administrative laws (voting requirements, seniority privilegs, &c.) or the natural rules (light does not exist, gravity is repulsive, giant animals can fly like birds, &c.).
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Council resolutions will not be counted until at least a major tick has passed.
03.01: Only deities supporting a proposal enter the Essence pool
04.03: Remove proposals stagnant for 3 ticks or double opposed to supported for 1 tick <0>
Natural:
02.00.b: Created race(s) is not/are not all immortal <?>
02.01.a: Sapients and not sentients are the dominant mortals to be created <?>
02.02: Support reincarnation in general <0-1>
02.02.1: Support looped reincarnation (i.e. between two worlds)
02.04: Create a spirit and a corporeal realm <48/77, (6-7/11-13)>
02.04.1: Bifurcate corporeal realm <6-7 (0-1)>
03.06: Make constellations without needing council permission
02.01.a.2: Support free will for mortals <0>
03.04.1: 03.04 for first two planets <0>
03.00: Build 3 million sapient humanoids evenly split between Material World 1 and Material World
02.03: Create up to ~30 total immortal, godinalized servants <13-14 (3-4)>
02.04.3: Support further amendment to
Valkiss' proposal <?>
03.06.1: Make magical constellations that influence magic on the worlds
03.09: Name the two partitions Keshan and Slytha
04.01: Create grand ecumenical temples for every race <High 3-4>
12.01: Anath's five-part starter code of conduct
12.01: Anath's five-part starter code of conduct: (Voting closed)
Part One, Thou Shall Not Cause Megadeaths Or Extinction Events.
Part Two, Thou Shall Not Seek the Death of Another God.
Part Three, Thou Shall Not Force Mortals To Worship You.
Part Four, Thou Shall Not Force Mortals Not To Worship Other Gods.
Part Five, Thou Shall Not Break The Universe.
12.01.1: 12.01 applies only to gods within the Bubble (2-0/13) (from Tick 15)
+2 from Grauel, Yaos
14.01: Defying the council removes all but 1 Essence to be redistributed among the rest of the gods (1-5/13) [IMMINENT DEATH]
+1 from Yaos
0 from Joha
-5 from Fusil, Anath, Serac, Cim, Artisanii
15.00: Copying information about gods or angels requires consent from the gods involved (2-1/13)
+2 from Yaos, Grauel
0 from Azem
-1 from Serac
16.00: Cim and Fusil are not to talk to each other unless they are nice (3-0/13)
+3 from Yaos, Anath, Joha
New players are still welcome. While the war stuff should be released by tick 23, there is still plenty of room for more creation and HTML canvas learning. Army purchases may be available starting Tick 18.
Sphere ideas this update are Family, Rumors, Protection, and Magic.