(It was a star elf and follower of Anath staying at a human settlement after a period of wandering the wilds.)
(Curses! Foiled again!)
(I suggest you take out your Arch-Lawyer and ask about extradition and diplomatic immunity.)
(Nah. I don't want any trouble with the other races. Honestly.)
(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)
(You mean the wargs? They're literally just oversized wolves! Well, they're a bit tamer...but still!)
(They're the Gestapo. Deal with it.)
(I resent that.
/joke)
Anath notes that if the Inquisition is starting to expand beyond humans, as is likely, considering most of his worshipers are Star Elves, he's going to have to start offering a bounty on the heads of any team going after his worshipers.
(They only deal with humans.)
(Just because you are the god of humans doesn't mean you have the right to keep them as slaves and take there stuff.)
(...)
(Yes. Why in the world did he make zombies to fight wars? Zombies can't hold weapons. Duh.)
(Have you seen 28 Days Later? This is worse.)
(Secret Police+Zombies+Trying to summon Demons+AOT and NGE references. The god of Humans is probably the darkest out of all of us. And we have someone who eats people.)
(Actually, it's more like Supernatural SWAT Team + Infected + Trying to RELEASE demons + AoT and RoE references. Also, I decided not to create the Aev'a due to the recent Ersatz law. On that note, have you watched the final season of Yugioh?)
(Why again? You seem to be causing worse things to happen by banning them...)
(Exactly one person died from my attempts to gain the Pieces. Before I made them illegal, there was a massive crime spike from everyone trying to get their hands on them. Simply banning them caused those people to go into hiding so there's less crime. I'm almost willing to call it 'Mission Accomplished' at this point.)
(IC, I find it hard to judge after eating a soup made from my own followers.)
(Who cares? They're plants. Plants aren't people.)
(AOT and NGE references?)
(The Humanos Grande are based on the titans from Attack on Titan. I was going to make a reference based on Rebuild of Evangelion (movie adaptations of Neon Genesis Evangelion) by making the Aev'a - oversized Humanos Grande/Warrior Angel hybrids. About as violent as the Saeva but they're actually sentient and actually good at/trained in combat. They also have had human pilots to control the sheer level of savagery involved.)
"I am displeased that my holy artifacts caused this much chaos. Your inquisitors aren't helping the situation at all Yaos."
"Ever since I banned them the level of crime has gone dramatically down, and so far the attempts at gathering the coins has resulted in only a single death, which I hope to rectify shortly. I still request that all Pieces be removed from the world, or at least human lands."Sure thing, Yaos! Shouldn't be too much trouble.
"Thank you Joha."(Isn't helium a gas? Wouldn't ALL metal blades be heavier than helium?)