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[Kilojoule Proton]

(It was a star elf and follower of Anath staying at a human settlement after a period of wandering the wilds. I suggest you take out your Arch-Lawyer and ask about extradition and diplomatic immunity.)

(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)

[Happerry]

(Oh god whyyyyyyyyy? D: It's almost like the GM is out to get me. /joke)

(The Inquisition are supposed to be closer to regular police or swat teams than secret police or Gestapo. That's an important thing to remember. Just because they deal with religious/magical threats and are called the 'Inquisition', it doesn't mean they're evil. If you watched the Men in Black movies you would probably get a better idea of what the Inquisition's like.)

They're the Gestapo. Deal with it.

Since eavesdropping on prayers is a thing, the Inquisition goes to capture the Piece and arrest the people who chose not to turn it in.

Anath notes that if the Inquisition is starting to expand beyond humans, as is likely, considering most of his worshipers are Star Elves, he's going to have to start offering a bounty on the heads of any team going after his worshipers.

Also, that prayer was to another god and while you are not prevented from listening in, you might wish to consider that it is probably not your follower and possibly not even human. Both I believe would make it somewhat odd for you to interfere.)

(If it was human, I have a right to take his stuff because I'm the God of Humans. All of them. Regardless of whether they worship me or not. If not...oh well, guess I'm not getting it. Remember that I'm going after humans holding the Pieces because they're ILLEGAL in HUMAN settlements.)

(Just because you are the god of humans doesn't mean you have the right to keep them as slaves and take there stuff. If you'd said this in character Anath would have happily provided copies of you saying that to everyone concerned...)

[Stirk]

(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)

(Yes. Why in the world did he make zombies to fight wars? Zombies can't hold weapons. Duh.)

They're the Gestapo. Deal with it.

(Secret Police+Zombies+Trying to summon Demons+AOT and NGE references. The god of Humans is probably the darkest out of all of us. And we have someone who eats people.)

(If it was human, I have a right to take his stuff because I'm the God of Humans. All of them. Regardless of whether they worship me or not. If not...oh well, guess I'm not getting it. Remember that I'm going after humans holding the Pieces because they're ILLEGAL in HUMAN settlements.)

(Why again? You seem to be causing worse things to happen by banning them...)

[gman8181]

(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)

(IC, I find it hard to judge after eating a soup made from my own followers.)

(AOT and NGE references?)

[Vgray]

"I am displeased that my holy artifacts caused this much chaos. Your inquisitors aren't helping the situation at all Yaos."

[Happerry]

(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)

(Yes, yes it is. As a random musing, utterly hypothetical, how hard/expensive would it be to transform all of them into Lycae and cause one of them to be a hero that would lead them to freedom?)

[Lost in Nowhere]

Since I had a creative idea:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sapient bioluminescent jellyfish that float through the air, and live high in the sky. They communicate telepathically. They build sprawling palaces in the sky out of a clear glassy substance unaffected by gravity.

(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)

(Yes, yes it is. As a random musing, utterly hypothetical, how hard/expensive would it be to transform all of them into Lycae and cause one of them to be a hero that would lead them to freedom?)

It probably wouldn't be all that much harder than creating the Lycae in the first place.

(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)

(IC, I find it hard to judge after eating a soup made from my own followers.)

(AOT and NGE references?)

(AOT would probably be Attack on Titan, whatever that is.)

[Stirk]

(AOT and NGE references?)

(Yep. Attack on Titan (The giants eating people, the walls) and Neon Genesis Envolangion (I spelled the last words wrong, no doubt.). Two bloody anime)

****

Now, of course, it is time for the Armu to meat a new race! Blades heavier than helium are incredibly useful. But for now, we will have to get the potential enemies out of the way. Have a group travel with the Mountwyrme caravan to the Gruen lands, acting as well armed reality warping guards. Hopefully the first contact will be pleasant, with the help of the no-eating traders thing.

[Andres]

(It was a star elf and follower of Anath staying at a human settlement after a period of wandering the wilds.)

(Curses! Foiled again!)

(I suggest you take out your Arch-Lawyer and ask about extradition and diplomatic immunity.)

(Nah. I don't want any trouble with the other races. Honestly.)

(Also, does no one find the idea of creating a bunch of war animals similar to a sapient race (i.e. the Lycae) a bit disturbing?)

(You mean the wargs? They're literally just oversized wolves! Well, they're a bit tamer...but still!)

(They're the Gestapo. Deal with it.)

(I resent that.    /joke)

Anath notes that if the Inquisition is starting to expand beyond humans, as is likely, considering most of his worshipers are Star Elves, he's going to have to start offering a bounty on the heads of any team going after his worshipers.

(They only deal with humans.)

(Just because you are the god of humans doesn't mean you have the right to keep them as slaves and take there stuff.)

(...)

(Yes. Why in the world did he make zombies to fight wars? Zombies can't hold weapons. Duh.)

(Have you seen 28 Days Later? This is worse.)

(Secret Police+Zombies+Trying to summon Demons+AOT and NGE references. The god of Humans is probably the darkest out of all of us. And we have someone who eats people.)

(Actually, it's more like Supernatural SWAT Team + Infected + Trying to RELEASE demons + AoT and RoE references. Also, I decided not to create the Aev'a due to the recent Ersatz law. On that note, have you watched the final season of Yugioh?)

(Why again? You seem to be causing worse things to happen by banning them...)

(Exactly one person died from my attempts to gain the Pieces. Before I made them illegal, there was a massive crime spike from everyone trying to get their hands on them. Simply banning them caused those people to go into hiding so there's less crime. I'm almost willing to call it 'Mission Accomplished' at this point.)

(IC, I find it hard to judge after eating a soup made from my own followers.)

(Who cares? They're plants. Plants aren't people.)

(AOT and NGE references?)

(The Humanos Grande are based on the titans from Attack on Titan. I was going to make a reference based on Rebuild of Evangelion (movie adaptations of Neon Genesis Evangelion) by making the Aev'a - oversized Humanos Grande/Warrior Angel hybrids. About as violent as the Saeva but they're actually sentient and actually good at/trained in combat. They also have had human pilots to control the sheer level of savagery involved.)

"I am displeased that my holy artifacts caused this much chaos. Your inquisitors aren't helping the situation at all Yaos."

"Ever since I banned them the level of crime has gone dramatically down, and so far the attempts at gathering the coins has resulted in only a single death, which I hope to rectify shortly. I still request that all Pieces be removed from the world, or at least human lands."

Sure thing, Yaos! Shouldn't be too much trouble.

"Thank you Joha."

(Isn't helium a gas? Wouldn't ALL metal blades be heavier than helium?)

[Happerry]

Anath checks up on the number of people the Inquisition has killed to get the coins because he's pretty sure it's a larger number then 'one'.

[Vgray]

"I would've appreciated it if your solution wasn't outlawing them. In any case, they will be moved momentarily, into the hands of my children."

[Andres]

"Thank you Azem, but I'll have you know that if I hadn't outlawed them people would've simply continued to kill each other for them."

EDIT: I bring the mother and father back to life, assuming it doesn't put me at 1 Essence. If it does, well, they're preserved, so it can wait.

EDIT2: "Joha, could you help me bring two humans back to life? Together, the cost in doing so would be negligible, as you are the Goddess of Life, I am the God of Humans, and we are attempted to bring humans back to life.

[Stirk]

My followers are currently drowning in a sea of the others. No doubt, it is time for that to be the other way around.

I begin pulling out more tentacles, mass producing Armu by the hundreds of thousand, yet with all the care I dedicate to all my creation. Tentacle after tentacle fills the void, wriggling around in space, as I lovingly inspect every inch for imperfection, repairing them where I find them. Then, they are sent out to one of the two worlds, with my blessing in words if not power. They can bless themselves that way. An unspecified number of millions are created this way, worth 5 essence points.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I'll call my angel Nuparhi.

[Lost in Nowhere]

"Joha, could you help me bring two humans back to life? Together, the cost in doing so would be negligible, as you are the Goddess of Life, I am the God of Humans, and we are attempted to bring humans back to life.

Sure, no problem.

(Kilojoule, why did you change the max player number from infinity?)
(Also, does anyone have any idea what the two numbers in the glow tags do?)