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[Kilojoule Proton]

(Sorry about that.)

(Melyssa: -13E)
Melyssa: The book on torture displays many interesting devices from throughout history. One of the highlights is putting two prisoners of opposing ideologies in a confined space and forcing them to share meals.

BAKER OF PAIN: (aside) "An order of two dozen loaves of pain for the Queen of Spikes!"
BAKER OF PAIN: "Why, pain, of course! What else would we make bread out of?"

The man is now thinking of delightful, creative methods of torture. He has begun writing them down and illustrating them.

You have created 18 million Flagellants.

[hector13]

Fusil has fired a single shot into Fortuna's finger. The gun misfires, damaging Fusil for 2E!

Removes his finger from the gun, pointing it up in the air and blowing on the smoking tip

Get your hands off her you bitch!

Stick around.

MY HAND!

You ah-*ahem* you seem to have fallen on some bad luck there, Fusil.

((One-liners are hard to come up with at 2 in the morning... also, props for anyone guessing the other three

Also, checking on the Turonni there's shed loads of them now))

[DreamerGhost]

Azem bursts out laughing.

"Did you see that? Priceless."

We require, no, we need a grand statute or a monument of some sorts to comemorate this event.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

In front of each of my temples I commission a pair of statues, one of Fusil with a gun exploding in his face, and one of Kit laying on top of a passed out Tykki.

Hey Fusil and Darruth... Since you guys are Gods of Protection and Weapons, could I get your help making some weapons and armour for an army of mine?

Spoiler: King (click to show/hide)

A compound longbow made at least partially of bone. The quiver is never empty, and it enhances its owner's accuracy and gives its owner an aura of command.

A suit of bronze chainmail that causes hails of stones and protects its owner from mind reading and mind control. It requires time to recharge after firing the stones.

A steel broadsword covered with intricate carvings. The blade never seems to reflect light, and it can conjure up hundreds of lights. It requires periodic sacrifices, or it will vanish.

Spoiler: Queen (click to show/hide)

A suit of amethyst plate mail inset with emeralds. It allows its owner to glow with radiant light and to distinguish truth from lie. It prematurely ages its owner.

A hand crossbow emblazoned with Atropos' symbol. The limbs are made of lemonwood. It can always be called back to its owner and can heal its owner's wounds.

A round shield made of red oak and covered in engravings. It prevents all other magic from being used nearby. It sometimes malfunctions in odd ways.

A silvery and ominous cutlass. The blade is steel, and the hilt is ruby. It surrounds opponents in darkness using the power from the deaths it causes. It causes its owner to always goes for the kill.

Spoiler: Knight (*2) (click to show/hide)

A stylized but practical shield made of steel. It raises earthen walls and increases its owner's physical strength when they are feeling strong emotions, but gives its owner nightmares.

An almost weightless steel broadsword with a jagged blade. It saps life-force from those it kills, but gradually steals its owner's soul. It collects the souls of all its previous owners, and they can speak through the sword.

A suit of black steel scale mail emblazoned with the symbol of Atropos. It allows its owner to fly and reduces pain felt by the owner. It causes headaches when used to fly, which are not dampened by the pain reduction.

Spoiler: Priest (*2) (click to show/hide)

A suit of steel plate mail which always shines like it is in sunlight. The steel is inlaid with silver. It creates solid walls of light, but can only be used by those who have killed before.

A steel mace covered in intricate carvings, with a grip of copper wire. It burns like acid on contact with enemies and partially protects its owner from hostile magic. It appears to have moods.

An oaken shield which glows faintly silver. It allows its owner to turn insubstantial.

Spoiler: Charioteer (*2) (click to show/hide)

A suit of scale mail covered with designs of leaves and vines. The leather parts have been dyed crimson. It enhances its owner's endurance and teaches its owner to speak any language, including that of animals. Its owners become obsessed with it over time. It seems to gravitate toward those with modest destinies.

A steel scythe inset with tigerseye. The grip is white leather. It can surround its owner in cloak of flame and has several related powers. It causes its owner to go into battle trances which they have no memory of.

A compound longbow with limbs of hickory and a grip of bone. It can blind opponents and increases its owner's intelligence. It seems to gravitate towards those seeking vengeance.

And to pull the chariot, an enormous feline monster with toxic fangs, a spiked back, antennae, and frost breath. It is able to appear in two places at once.

Spoiler: Soldier (*8) (click to show/hide)

A steel claymore which seems filled with dancing flames. The pommelstone is an onyx. It can slice through anything, but sometimes fails during battle.

A recurve bow made of yew and covered in faintly glowing symbols. It shoots beams of light which hit with the force of an avalanche, and causes its owner to be unable to lie.

A suit of quartz armor which is always dripping with blood. It gives its owner perfect dark-vision and can reanimate the dead to fight for its owner, but makes its owner extremely paranoid.

[IcyTea31]

Tykki points at Cim.
"You will pay dearly for the Lich's crimes."

"What is that supposed to mean, Tykki? Please elaborate."

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Send messages back
"You will see more of that upon greater worshipping of me and compliance with my rituals and other such things"

"They may pay a good price for such new and bountiful foods, maybe open a new trade route of you feel up to it"

"I do not command over the harvest of souls, too dark of a matter for me. I command over the harvest of crops. Bountiful food and bountiful lives"

[Stirk]

Fusil has fired a single shot into Fortuna's finger. The gun misfires, damaging Fusil for 2E!

"I don't know what you are all laughing about. It cost him as much essence as it cost me. Therefore, I declare myself the winner of this game!"

Tykki points at Cim.
"You will pay dearly for the Lich's crimes."

"What is that supposed to mean, Tykki? Please elaborate."

"I think it is obviose what she means, Cim. It was a death threat, remember?"

In front of each of my temples I commission a pair of statues, one of Fusil with a gun exploding in his face, and one of Kit laying on top of a passed out Tykki.

"Hey! Tykki is winning the fight! Besides, mortals aren't supposed to know what guns are yet. Commissioning hundreds of thousands of statues of them might alter weapon development."

(Ill look at the weapons later, going to class.)

[IcyTea31]

"What I don't understand is why I should be responsible for the Lich. Tykki has many reasons to hate me, but why pick one that doesn't make sense?"

[LuckyKobold]

"I Propose that the Happy Dust rains on both worlds for a solid week once every year on the Anniversary that Fusil was imprisoned."

KI'Tork creates 5 Essence worth of Frost Resistant Kobolds on Nikjol and gives them knowledge of Fishing.

[Stirk]

"You know what? This DBP fight is the perfect opportunity to test the God Engine's upgrades. Units one-through-five, please deploy in the DBP immediately. This is only a testing run, there is no need to burn anything in excess. See if you can buff Tykki or curse Kit. Direct combat is allowed, but it is suggested you keep your distance, using ranged weaponry. Do not allow her to get close."

"What I don't understand is why I should be responsible for the Lich. Tykki has many reasons to hate me, but why pick one that doesn't make sense?"

"She reaaaally hates your Lich. Not quite sure why."

(Now for the weapons, yay! Interesting chess theme.)

"I approve of some, though I have comments in concerns on others. I will be willing to make them, assuming they are cheap or that you pay for at least 75% of the cost."

Approved list:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A compound longbow made at least partially of bone. The quiver is never empty, and it enhances its owner's accuracy and gives its owner an aura of command.

A hand crossbow emblazoned with Atropos' symbol. The limbs are made of lemonwood. It can always be called back to its owner and can heal its owner's wounds.

A steel mace covered in intricate carvings, with a grip of copper wire. It burns like acid on contact with enemies and partially protects its owner from hostile magic. It appears to have moods.

A compound longbow with limbs of hickory and a grip of bone. It can blind opponents and increases its owner's intelligence. It seems to gravitate towards those seeking vengeance. (Assuming you mean the old-kind of compound bow, the "composite bow" one. Modern compound bows where not invented until the 1960s, after the likes of the M1911, the Tommy gun, and the M1919, and the Korean war for that matter.)

A steel scythe inset with tigerseye. The grip is white leather. It can surround its owner in cloak of flame and has several related powers. It causes its owner to go into battle trances which they have no memory of.

A steel claymore which seems filled with dancing flames. The pommelstone is an onyx. It can slice through anything, but sometimes fails during battle.

"The rest are something I would not want to give you, for various reasons. I might have to make a few adjustments on that list anyhow. Do you accept the proposal?"

[IcyTea31]

"She reaaaally hates your Lich. Not quite sure why."

"My Lich? Mark these words: I have nothing to do with the Lich. If Tykki decides to attack me or any of my assets, I will give no quarter in defending myself. Tykki, do not anger me. You have been warned."

[Dutrius]

Answer any prayers. Check on the Falciri.

[Stirk]

"She reaaaally hates your Lich. Not quite sure why."

"My Lich? Mark these words: I have nothing to do with the Lich. If Tykki decides to attack me or any of my assets, I will give no quarter in defending myself. Tykki, do not anger me. You have been warned."

"Oh? You seem to be reacting to this death threat much differently then you had the others. Why so defensive? You continuously and incessantly brag about how you are 'controlling everything like puppets from the shadows.', why do you act so surprised when someone accuses you of doing just that? It was obviously you. You where the only one around at that time who would have a reason to do it. Kind of like that explosion that ruined our nice-clean fight.

You know Tykki could easily kill you given the chance, and that you have no chance against her. Your old tricks have been predicted and I have made defenses against them, she could kill you in an instant if I let her."

[IcyTea31]

"I am being defensive because this is a death threat that might actually carry some meaning, unlike yours. I have never said anything about controlling everything. I say this again. I have nothing to do with the Lich. And no, I did not suddenly invent time travel to cause that explosion when I didn't. About having no chance against her, you chose your words poorly."

[Ama]

"I would love to see Tykki try to take on Cim. Just as long as Fusil is willing to clean up what's left of Tykki afterwards."

Listen to prayers and check up on my races, were they attacked by the Merfolk?