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[Rolepgeek]

PNY ANFV EK VWPFJF FBFM RNBFJ VXFFL?

HX ANFVM'X EGXXFJ HT HX ANFV NJ MNX; KNC PGBF XPF ENVX FVVFMRF.

You seek to battle the gods?
I will crush you.

BURN THE WITCH

[Andres]

Leave the witch alone! It's probably the Harbinger of Doom, and we KNOW we can't do jack against her!

[Vgray]

CMLFGVP PFRS! XPF ONLATGXPFJ FMXFJV XPF TJGK.

[Rolepgeek]

She desecrates our dead and raises armies to fight us more than they! She dies.

[Andres]

Fusil asked what Varee's connection to the Void was. I didn't answer because he then said he'd kill me if I talked at all. Here's what I was going to say:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"When Lyle was kidnapped by the monkeys, he was driven insane by looking upon the true form of a Void messanger. That proves the connection between the Void and the monkeys. When Yaos mediated on the subject, he was greeted with a vision of the same monkeys trailing Mystic Snow. That proves the connection between the monkeys and Varee."

What's with the 'Unnamed Conflict of Conflagration' bit? It seems kind of - no offence - silly.

[Andres]

The cavalry has begun flanking Fusil's army. The bronze warriors throw flashing explosives, stunning the horses and disrupting their maneuvers.

The Imperial Cavalry actually uses wargs - horse-sized wolves - instead of horses. Maybe they should get a bonus to attack?

[Kilojoule Proton]

The Second Crusade: Round 4

[The next battle music]

A great godly force has attempted to banish the Lich and been deflected, teleporting numerous bronze creatures to the DBP. The airship she pointed at begins yawing rapidly, and the same occurs to Tykki, although this may actually endanger her current fighters. Sappira, Vaal, and Kifo continue attacking Tykki. She begins waving her glowing hands again, whispering.

Minos has deflected a massive blast from a non-Fusil source, taking out one of Vaal's legs, two of Sappira's, and vaporizing an enormous line of units from both sides. Many Imperial mages have burnt out assisting with this deflection.

The Ikakus release a blast at the tentacle monster! Fusil is stunned slightly.

Azem has entered the battle, slowly converting bronze warriors in contact into coins and shinies (mostly tacky battle site tourist items).

(@UTBFNITNRTFTJKTOLZPNDADAPNAZEZNZTNNIZZPAJKZZKZNYBPDOQZFF)

The Duondio has begun converting Fusil's army into wood, and the mass change manifests itself as a sharp rise in temperature on the battlefield.

The Warg-riding division of the Imperial cavalry has begun flanking maneuvers with greater success after the depletion of the flashing bombs.

There is a loud popping sound from a corner of the battlefield.

[Andres]

*sigh*
Wait. No.
*SIGH*
The Duondio (Ratu) was not supposed to turn anything into wood. He was supposed to work with Lee the Regular Angel and the Cavalry on something else entirely.
Warg-riding division? The ENTIRE Cavalry is supposed to be warg-riding. Horses haven't been invented, if I remember correctly.

[Kilojoule Proton]

To be fair, dealing with several dozen highly different unit types isn't really conducive to perfectly clear thought...

[gman8181]

Especially at the rate you do updates.

[Andres]

Good point. You may want to slow down a bit and make sure that everything is right.

[Stirk]

...Or Yaos could just be a bit less picky about such small details .

[Andres]

Yaos has not revived yet, FYI. Also, I'm fighting for the survival of my entire race here. I can be as picky as I need to be.

[Stirk]

Yaos has not revived yet, FYI. Also, I'm fighting for the survival of my entire race here. I can be as picky as I need to be.

I am not exactly about to wipe out the Empire, unless you are talking about the Angels or something. "My characters don't ride horses! They ride wolf horses! They are exactly the same as horses in almost every conceivable way, but you have to fix it as I demand it!" is a little bit picky.

[Kilojoule Proton]

The Second Crusade: Round 5

[No sound this time]

Yaos has been struck up!

The Lich points at the Duondio. "Your soul will still be mine." She disappears with a thunderclap.

The artilleries of both sides have mostly been spent or destroyed now.

The yawing of the airship has stabilized, and boulders continue falling. The weapons focus on Tykki. She falters, recovers, and begins ventilating the angels engaging her.

The bronze men have begun spreading out, attempting to surround the alliance's forces. They kick any wargs in the way effortlessly. Those whose weapons turned into amusing joke items loot the fallen.

Most of the Imperial mages working on wards burn out against something significant and massive. The archangels' weapons refuse to move. Vaalette bashes Tykki with a Breaker Shield,  disappears, and returns after a few minutes with a healed leg.

Focused blasts from Imperial mages have managed to take down one of STF's members.

The Ikakus and remains of the alliance artillery blast Tykki, staggering her. Her sponge-encrusted sword disappears, leaving a giant sponge husk. She twirls around with her wings, heavily lacerating her current fighters.

The Ikakus and Lettevaal have also blasted Fusil, who seems to be affected. They begin charging again. Lettevaal has taken out energy swords, which seem to be out of control and scratching her everywhere.

A band of Paladins with Lee, Ratu, and the Cavalry engage a particularly low member of STF. He grins and stands with arms crossed.

Tory has been struck down (perma)!

Tory has been found dead, impaled by Tykki's sword.

There is a louder popping sound from the corner of the battlefield.