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Make them fail anyways.

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Cease updating for maximum jimmy rustling.

1 (33.3%)

Just continue despite your hate for every game you've made ever.

2 (66.7%)

Drink some root beer in addition to option two.

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Total Members Voted: 3

[masked_krusader]

Become Non-Voltron Mecha.

[Lyeos]

!

We're in a dungeon crawl mateys!! Forward!!

Influence the group to move forward.

[5] You start heading in a straight line! This lasts for several minutes, until... [ERROR:SEE END]

GET BETTER EYES

SEE EXIT

[2] You might have better luck searching for a chest instead of just looking on the floor. Besides, don't you know that floor-eyes can easily get infected?

+1 all the others suggestions!

That's not how it works, sonny boy.

See the invisible exit.

[3] Well, if the exit is invisible, the way you're going seems as good as any other.

I'M GEL-ARSHIE, ALSO AN ABOMINATION

[3] Yes, yes, you are very jealous, to the point where it makes some of the others mildly uncomfortable sharing a body with you.

Don't die. Reassemble ((baby-jelly Voltron style: and I'll form the head!)). Wiggle. Jiggle. feel free to roll separately for each action, or once for all. it's cool.

Someone missed a mini-update. But already done, so you are granted an honorary [5]

Become Non-Voltron Mecha.

[AUTO] Nope, not happening.


T-t-t-tiiiiiiiie!
[SEE, THE END OF THE POST!]
On your journey in a straight line, giant slabs of warm butter begin to rain from the sky, making the floor nice and slippery. Being GIANT slabs of butter, of course, they also put cracks in the floor, leading to large sections falling into the [BLANK] below. Also more cracks. Step on them, or don't. Matters not.

Also, poll.

[poketwo]

SEPARATE MYSELF FROM THE GROUP AND FLY AWAY TO FIND CHILDREN

[masked_krusader]

JUMP RIGHT DOWN THAT HOLE.  WHEREVER IT LEADS.

[Prophet]

JUMP RIGHT DOWN THAT HOLE.  WHEREVER IT LEADS.

+1

[Ozarck]

Since I'm the head of this baby-wiggle abominaTron, use head powers, such as looking and hearing and thinking about stuff. Guide the body below onward. Overcome discomfort at shared body-ness with Jel-Sie. Ummm.

oh, yeah

Wiggle

also

jiggle.

[Prophet]

Be our bodies heart.

((Yes I do +1 people's ideas just because I like +1ing things.))

[Migue5356]

Jump down the hole without looking below first.

[Lyeos]

Jump down the hole without looking below first.

JUMP RIGHT DOWN THAT HOLE.  WHEREVER IT LEADS.

JUMP RIGHT DOWN THAT HOLE.  WHEREVER IT LEADS.

+1

[5+1+3=9]
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Since I'm the head of this baby-wiggle abominaTron, use head powers, such as looking and hearing and thinking about stuff. Guide the body below onward. Overcome discomfort at shared body-ness with Jel-Sie. Ummm.

oh, yeah

Wiggle

also

jiggle.

[3]
vs

SEPARATE MYSELF FROM THE GROUP AND FLY AWAY TO FIND CHILDREN

[2]
Down
        The
              Hole
                     With
                            You!

Lying in ambush at the bottom is: The Blender of Instant Game Over!

Boss Battle!

Spoiler: The Blender of Instant Game Over! (click to show/hide)

HP: ?----/?----
SP: ?----/?----

Spoiler: Da Protagonists! (click to show/hide)

HP: 113/113
SP: 200/200

Moves:

• Die
• Die Harder

Skills:

• Pray - 50 SP
• Pray Harder - 150 SP

Items:

• Nothing
• More Nothing

Edit: /list seems to like replacing itself.[/list]

[poketwo]

DODGE THE BLENDER

[LuckyKobold]

Use Our Totally Durable Stomach To Block The Blender Blades!

[masked_krusader]

BOSSFIGHTING TECHNIQUE OF INSTANT VICTORY.

[Prophet]

Pray to the great and mighty also let's not forgot awesome Lyeos!

[Migue5356]

HACK THE GAME TO BEAT THE BLENDER OF DOOM

[Ozarck]

Pray harder. Wiggle harder. Jiggle Harder. Well, as hard as a soft, amorphous blob can do.

(Lyeos must be REALLY into this game - he gives us such great challenges, interesting environments, and fascinating rewards, skills and traits. I wonder where he'll bring us next?)