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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

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Name: KKitteh
Political Party: Apartheid Lolcat Party
Appearance: White housecat wearing a silly looking smurf hat
Major Stances: Segregation of man/catkind into different classes, unrestricted pest control and tax abolition

(Edited the turn to include you and Yourmaster in a debate.)

[SaberToothTiger]

Pull out my boomstick and start waving it around the crowd in a non-threatening way.
"Only rolling I accept is rolling a road roller on some communists!"

[Arcvasti]

Mrow, Mrow, HISS, Mrow, &Tail lashing&

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&&I/We/Us/Me have no/little/minimal problem with the future/concept/idea of them. However, the current/present/imminent incarnation/version/iterations of the games depict species/race/type in an unacceptable/disturbing/triggering context. Can you/them/prey imagine/foresee a pristine monochrome/superior specimen/feline/god being SUBSERVIENT to a unclean/disgusting/prey in reality? Why so are they depicted/shown/demeaned thus? The industry/world/setting must be cleansed/purged/reformatted before it will be acceptable to all right-thinking/obedient citizens.&&

[GayArchaea]

Looper talks about SJW's, but switches midway into promoting Pro-Life views and then starts rambling about his views.

"I believe that they serve a rather unique voice to hear. Although some of their statements can be absolute rubbish, such can be said for some of my... allies. I do object to those who advocate for pro-choice; mostly because of the fact it involves, how do I say this, murdering potential citizens. The acceptance of a practice marks a rather dark turn for morality in this dark age. I wish to see, the ones that died to such foul practices. The ones whom among thee could've been there if it were not due to the pill's poison, bringing the tomb while in the womb. Still, to add these troubles is the existence of casual sex, which spreads with abortion as it's companion. No longer is marriage considered an eternal bond between a man and a woman. It is nothing more a doctrine of companionship, where husband and wife are free to commit adultery in front of their partners' eyes. Marriage and Divorce now cycles like the sun and moon, mocking our almighty lord with freedom, absolute, in all vices and faults. amongst which include apathy to those who die of painful and lengthy methods such as hunger, disease, and blood loss. The guillotine is a far more merciful death, Only takes about a minute at the most to die with no chance of failing to slice the head clean off."

[Wolfkit]

Name: Cthulhu
Political Party: Eldrich Party
Description: Cthulhu
Stance: Pro-Destruction of the Universe

[Nirur Torir]

"I find them to generally be the most obnoxious at attempting to improve the world. As they are already mostly confined to one website, no governmental action needs to be taken until they become violent."

[poketwo]

open mouth in reprisal of animals entering the race, then get back to standard speech position, and say this
Well, I don't really have one. But that is because of me not laughting since Gamergate. So no funnie ones have apeared in my opinion.

[Yourmaster]

Ah, but my good cat sir, are you sure? I believe that we should all have equal rights, including cats and humans.
Try to sway the crowd using equal rights.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Name: Nabe Gewell
Political Party: Congregation of gamers against Online Hate
Appearance: average suit. average hair. average glasses.
Major Stances: pro-gaming, anti-discrimination and hate

[TamerVirus]

Rick-senpai and his rolling has been a great influence to many moe internet idols such flan-chan and her rolling. McDonald-kun and his roll and even the sugoi hatsune miku

Imitate a dance

[Salsacookies]

I stand tall in my cookie UFO, and say this short but strong statement.

"SJW or no, all I wish is, for everyone, here now and forever forward, is equality, among humanity, amongst the norm, amongst the furries and bronies, and amongst the salsacookies. If all else fails, this is what I wish for. I wish for honest opinion, is this so hard to ask for, act on, and accomplish? This is my stand, that is all."

I sit back down, and wait for the crowds response

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(NAV...)

[NAV]

(NAV has been busy lately. Sorry.)

"The meme "WHAT THE FUCK? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" is my favourite meme, because it perfectly represents my party's goals in an elegant and powerful way."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Debate #1

Looper talks about SJW's, but switches midway into promoting Pro-Life views and then starts rambling about his views.

"I believe that they serve a rather unique voice to hear. Although some of their statements can be absolute rubbish, such can be said for some of my... allies. I do object to those who advocate for pro-choice; mostly because of the fact it involves, how do I say this, murdering potential citizens. The acceptance of a practice marks a rather dark turn for morality in this dark age. I wish to see, the ones that died to such foul practices. The ones whom among thee could've been there if it were not due to the pill's poison, bringing the tomb while in the womb. Still, to add these troubles is the existence of casual sex, which spreads with abortion as it's companion. No longer is marriage considered an eternal bond between a man and a woman. It is nothing more a doctrine of companionship, where husband and wife are free to commit adultery in front of their partners' eyes. Marriage and Divorce now cycles like the sun and moon, mocking our almighty lord with freedom, absolute, in all vices and faults. amongst which include apathy to those who die of painful and lengthy methods such as hunger, disease, and blood loss. The guillotine is a far more merciful death, Only takes about a minute at the most to die with no chance of failing to slice the head clean off."

(1) The Social Justice Warriors are furious towards you.  You will drop in the polls by 5%.

"I find them to generally be the most obnoxious at attempting to improve the world. As they are already mostly confined to one website, no governmental action needs to be taken until they become violent."

(2) The Social Justice Warriors are angered towards you.  You will drop in the polls by 2.5%.

I stand tall in my cookie UFO, and say this short but strong statement.

"SJW or no, all I wish is, for everyone, here now and forever forward, is equality, among humanity, amongst the norm, amongst the furries and bronies, and amongst the salsacookies. If all else fails, this is what I wish for. I wish for honest opinion, is this so hard to ask for, act on, and accomplish? This is my stand, that is all."

I sit back down, and wait for the crowds response

(4) You get a few Social Justice warriors on your side.  You will rise in the polls by 2.5%.

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The next question is posed: What was the last book or series you read?

Drama Meter: {I         }


Debate #2

open mouth in reprisal of animals entering the race, then get back to standard speech position, and say this
Well, I don't really have one. But that is because of me not laughting since Gamergate. So no funnie ones have apeared in my opinion.

(3) Your statement does not work to increase or decrease your polling percentage.

(NAV has been busy lately. Sorry.)

"The meme "WHAT THE FUCK? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" is my favourite meme, because it perfectly represents my party's goals in an elegant and powerful way."

(4) Many Pyromaniacs rally to your cause.  You will rise in the polls by 2.5%

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The next question is posed: What, in your opinion, is the best weapon available at the current time?

Drama Meter: {I         }


Debate #3

Pull out my boomstick and start waving it around the crowd in a non-threatening way.
"Only rolling I accept is rolling a road roller on some communists!"

(5) Rednecks across the nation rally to your cause.  You will rise in the polls by 5%.

Rick-senpai and his rolling has been a great influence to many moe internet idols such flan-chan and her rolling. McDonald-kun and his roll and even the sugoi hatsune miku

Imitate a dance

(5) Your dance causes Weeaboos to rally to your cause in greater numbers than before.  You will rise int eh polls by 5%.

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The next question is posed: What is your favorite shape?

Drama Meter: {I         }


Debate #4

Mrow, Mrow, HISS, Mrow, &Tail lashing&

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&&I/We/Us/Me have no/little/minimal problem with the future/concept/idea of them. However, the current/present/imminent incarnation/version/iterations of the games depict species/race/type in an unacceptable/disturbing/triggering context. Can you/them/prey imagine/foresee a pristine monochrome/superior specimen/feline/god being SUBSERVIENT to a unclean/disgusting/prey in reality? Why so are they depicted/shown/demeaned thus? The industry/world/setting must be cleansed/purged/reformatted before it will be acceptable to all right-thinking/obedient citizens.&&

(4) Some Social Justice Warriors hear your speech and rally to aid your cause.  You will increase in the polls by 2.5%.

Ah, but my good cat sir, are you sure? I believe that we should all have equal rights, including cats and humans.
Try to sway the crowd using equal rights.

(3) Your statement does not work to increase or decrease your polling percentage.

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The second question is posed: What is your stance on Anime and Manga?

Drama Meter: {I         }[/tt]


Debate #5

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Name: Cthulhu
Political Party: Eldrich Party
Description: Cthulhu
Stance: Pro-Destruction of the Universe

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Name: Nabe Gewell
Political Party: Congregation of gamers against Online Hate
Appearance: average suit. average hair. average glasses.
Major Stances: pro-gaming, anti-discrimination and hate

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The first question is posed: What is your least favorite tree?

Drama Meter: {I         }

[NAV]

"Nukes. Next question?"