Debate #1Become offended at the question.
"Planned meme creation by the president?
Never again. I will remove such nonsense as politicians pursuing nauseating attempts at 'blending in' with the Internet by forcing meme propagation."
(3) Your statement does not work to increase or decrease your polling percentage.
Attempts to dodge the question
"The creation of a meme is a difficult and pointless process that would be better spent at, say, spreading Americanism throughout the globe."
(3) Your statement does not work to increase or decrease your polling percentage.
" Ladies and gentlefurries. Behold. FURRTOPIA!
Show off a small scale mold of FURRTOPIA,the grand city of furry memes
(5) The Grandiose nature of your reveal is well accepted by the meme propigators. You go up in the polls by 5%.
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The second question is posed: What is your stance on Social Justice Warriors?
Drama Meter: {I }
Debate #2stand up tall, get chin up high, and say this:
Well, currently in 4chan the opinion is mixed, some /a/s, some /k/s, some more /v/s, and a bit of /tg/ currently support this possibility. While like always, other 4chaners disagree with those others, calling them autistic and cuss words that I am sadly not allowed to say on national media due to its 'dislike' of them because of the off chance that some 12 year old twat sees this and starts spouting out all over the place. Anyways, I will order the investigation of at least the fesability of them as war machines and/or construction things. My personal stance is neutral, while it would be cool for myself to pilot one to battle, I would have to wait to see if that is even possible.
(2) Your statement draws anger from those who want to censor 'autistic' being said on live television. This will hinder your performance in the polls by 2.5%.
"Giant mechs that can launch nukes are the final stage of my plan"
(4) Your statment strikes a chord with the Metal Gear franchise fans. Your performance in the polls will go up by 2.5%.
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The second question is posed: What is your favorite meme?
Drama Meter: {I }
Debate #3Perform a fancy pose
Ebola-chan, by our standards, is just so absolutely kawaii! We should all accept Ebola-chan's love! And those who end up shine they will always live on as shinigami!
(5) Your statement causes a surge of popularity of you by fans of Ebola-chan. Your popularity is to go up by 5% in the polls.
Scratch my crotch.
"You Chinese scumbag, you brought this disease to kill good, GAWD-fearing US citizens to bring in communists!"
(1) Your statement causes your popularity with the Ebola Death Cult to plummet. Your popularity will drop by 5% in the polls.
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The second question is posed: What is your stance on Rickrolling?
Drama Meter: {I }
Debate #4Name: KKitteh
Political Party: Apartheid Lolcat Party
Appearance: White housecat wearing a silly looking smurf hat
Major Stances: Segregation of man/catkind into different classes, unrestricted pest control and tax abolition
Name:Darty
Political Party: Free monkey party
Appearance: a brown-furred monkey with a fancy purple suit and human vocal cords.
Major Stances: Equal rights, pro-gun, increase police firearms, protect endangered animals.
The debate begins with the first question posed: What is your stance on Pen and Paper RPG's?
Drama Meter: {I }
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