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Author Topic: Debate (Round 1: Turn 3) (5 debates in progress)(More players welcome)  (Read 6949 times)

poketwo

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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 0) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2014, 04:09:25 pm »

quietly wait for the debate to actually start, while eating a chicken leg
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 0) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2014, 04:46:22 pm »

(Splitting up debates into match-ups of two for less wait to joining the game.)



Debate #1

"Greetings, my fellow opponents. Before we begin, to show no antagonism towards any of you, I propose a quick snack session. I have brought along my finest jar of my grandma's tastiest homemade Salsacookies, and I wish to share with you, my enemies, as a sign of friendship and good sportsmanship. If you wish for one, please enjoy yourselves, I know I will!"

Eat a Salsacookie

(3) You eat a Salsacookie.  It is distinctly average.

"Thank you, I believe I shall indulge before we begin. I brought Aspirin, if anyone needs some to get through this debate."

Prove my superior fake-Roman fortitude, and thus my worthiness as president, by eating a salsa cookie.

(4) You eat the cookie with finesse.  However, this causes you to only be halfway done with the cookie when the debate starts.  However, the way you ate it will cause you to gain 2.5% in the polls.

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The debate begins, with the first question posed: What memes will you wind up creating in office?

Drama Meter: {I         }



Debate #2

Twirl my moustache to hypnotise the audience.

(2) Your attempt at hypnosis fails, and the attempt will cause you to lose 2.5% points in the polls.

quietly wait for the debate to actually start, while eating a chicken leg

(5) You finish just in time for the debate to start and don't have any residue of the chicken.  Your perfectly clean state will cause you to gain 5% in the polls.

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The debate begins, with the first question posed: What is your stance on the development of Giant Mechs?

Drama Meter: {I         }



Debate #3

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The debate begins, with the first question posed: What is your stance on the Ebola Death Cult?

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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2014, 05:07:20 pm »

Perform a fancy pose

Ebola-chan, by our standards, is just so absolutely kawaii! We should all accept Ebola-chan's love! And those who end up shine they will always live on as shinigami!

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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2014, 06:06:37 pm »

stand up tall, get chin up high, and say this:
Well, currently in 4chan the opinion is mixed, some /a/s, some /k/s, some more /v/s, and a bit of /tg/ currently support this possibility. While like always, other 4chaners disagree with those others, calling them autistic and cuss words that I am sadly not allowed to say on national media due to its 'dislike' of them because of the off chance that some 12 year old twat sees this and starts spouting out all over the place. Anyways, I will order the investigation of at least the fesability of them as war machines and/or construction things. My personal stance is neutral, while it would be cool for myself to pilot one to battle, I would have to wait to see if that is even possible. 
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2014, 06:19:49 pm »

Waits patiently for his debate to begin.
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2014, 06:35:17 pm »

Waits patiently for his debate to begin.

(Sorry about that.  I didn't notice, since you didn't post an action earlier.  How about you're part of Debate #1 as well?)
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2014, 07:15:27 pm »

Become offended at the question.

"Planned meme creation by the president?

Never again. I will remove such nonsense as politicians pursuing nauseating attempts at 'blending in' with the Internet by forcing meme propagation."
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2014, 12:05:29 am »

Attempts to dodge the question

"The creation of a meme is a difficult and pointless process that would be better spent at, say, spreading Americanism throughout the globe."
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2014, 05:08:11 am »

Scratch my crotch.
"You Chinese scumbag, you brought this disease to kill good, GAWD-fearing US citizens to bring in communists!"
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2014, 10:35:34 am »

" Ladies and gentlefurries. Behold. FURRTOPIA!

Show off a small scale mold of FURRTOPIA,the grand city of furry memes
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2014, 10:37:56 am »

Just need NAV for the turn.
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2014, 10:58:16 am »

"Giant mechs that can launch nukes are the final stage of my plan"
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2014, 01:17:39 pm »


Name:Darty
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 2) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2014, 01:46:06 pm »

Debate #1

Become offended at the question.

"Planned meme creation by the president?

Never again. I will remove such nonsense as politicians pursuing nauseating attempts at 'blending in' with the Internet by forcing meme propagation."

(3) Your statement does not work to increase or decrease your polling percentage.

Attempts to dodge the question

"The creation of a meme is a difficult and pointless process that would be better spent at, say, spreading Americanism throughout the globe."


(3) Your statement does not work to increase or decrease your polling percentage.

" Ladies and gentlefurries. Behold. FURRTOPIA!

Show off a small scale mold of FURRTOPIA,the grand city of furry memes

(5) The Grandiose nature of your reveal is well accepted by the meme propigators.  You go up in the polls by 5%.

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The second question is posed: What is your stance on Social Justice Warriors?

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Debate #2

stand up tall, get chin up high, and say this:
Well, currently in 4chan the opinion is mixed, some /a/s, some /k/s, some more /v/s, and a bit of /tg/ currently support this possibility. While like always, other 4chaners disagree with those others, calling them autistic and cuss words that I am sadly not allowed to say on national media due to its 'dislike' of them because of the off chance that some 12 year old twat sees this and starts spouting out all over the place. Anyways, I will order the investigation of at least the fesability of them as war machines and/or construction things. My personal stance is neutral, while it would be cool for myself to pilot one to battle, I would have to wait to see if that is even possible. 

(2) Your statement draws anger from those who want to censor 'autistic' being said on live television.  This will hinder your performance in the polls by 2.5%.

"Giant mechs that can launch nukes are the final stage of my plan"

(4) Your statment strikes a chord with the Metal Gear franchise fans.  Your performance in the polls will go up by 2.5%.

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The second question is posed: What is your favorite meme?

Drama Meter: {I         }



Debate #3

Perform a fancy pose

Ebola-chan, by our standards, is just so absolutely kawaii! We should all accept Ebola-chan's love! And those who end up shine they will always live on as shinigami!

(5) Your statement causes a surge of popularity of you by fans of Ebola-chan.  Your popularity is to go up by 5% in the polls.

Scratch my crotch.
"You Chinese scumbag, you brought this disease to kill good, GAWD-fearing US citizens to bring in communists!"

(1) Your statement causes your popularity with the Ebola Death Cult to plummet.  Your popularity will drop by 5% in the polls.

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The second question is posed: What is your stance on Rickrolling?

Drama Meter: {I         }



Debate #4

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The debate begins with the first question posed: What is your stance on Pen and Paper RPG's?

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« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 01:55:59 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: Debate (Round 1: Turn 1) (Always wanting new players)
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2014, 01:50:27 pm »

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