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"So that...is when Harold pulled out a book of pick-up lines. No, I have no idea where he got it from. He just flips to the first page and starts reading them off, one after another: 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?' Stuff like that. I think he was expecting one of them to be the 'magic words' that would get Palla to fall for him right then and there. He made it through the first half of the book and then started into the dirtier ones near the back. That's when the girls stopped laughing and started getting angry." The memory is so funny, in fact, that Harlan bursts out laughing
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"Harold's getting scared now, but he doesn't give up. Instead he just starts reading them faster. The cheesiest, filthiest pick-up lines I've ever heard, and he's reading them so fast that he can barely breathe!" The thief calms down somewhat, partly in thanks to a brief coughing fit, but the wry grin is still on his face as he continues.
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"Anyway. The girls are pissed, they're starting to shout, and that's when I decided to save my brother's life. I came out of my hiding spot and pretended to be out of breath, saying 'There you are! Get back to the house this instant, Harold! Mother's furious enough as it is! You're overdue for your medicine!' The girls start shouting at me, I guess they were still pissed, and I explained that Harold was...well, crazy. He got weird ideas in his head and didn't know right from wrong, and he slipped away without taking his meds. Luckily Harold went along with it, doing things like flapping his arms to fly or whatever, and I gave my deepest, most heartfelt apologies to Palla as we left. Of course, I had to keep the kid in a headlock until we got to the river, at which point I dunked him. I don't think he ever went near Palla again after that."