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Author Topic: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!  (Read 20229 times)

Dorsidwarf

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #150 on: November 09, 2014, 01:03:39 pm »

Name: (three minutes of solid screaming)
Age: 64
Gender:?????
Side: Different Aliens



Initiate orbital bombardment of London.


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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #151 on: November 09, 2014, 02:20:35 pm »

Name:(three years of solid screaming)
Age:41
Gender: ???
Side:Different Aliens(Same with Dorisdwarf)

Provide support
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #152 on: November 10, 2014, 11:57:40 am »

SORRY FOR TAKING FOREVER ON UPDATE, had family in town and was busy playing dragon age origins
I will try to get at least two updates a week at minimum

Attack tripod!
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The tripod unleashes a valley of missiles that kill/maim your fellow soldiers
you have lost one of your legs and half your left arm
you are still alive


Lets kill some aliens
[4]
you and your fellow russians have begun your assault on the aliens
bullets, lasers, artillery shells, and missiles are flying everywhere


EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"
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Aroused Orcs are far more terrifying than roused ones.

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Orcbad charges into the fray raising his Cleaver of Power over his head in an attempt to strike down some Berliners.
"Die, scum! Make sure to greet Orcacath for me in the Afterlife!"
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A red beam of light severs both your legs and gun fire begins tearing down the ranks of your army
you are still alive


Name: Mikhael Ubetchov
Age: 19
Gender: M
Side: Russia

Surprise attack everyone from behind!  For Mother Russia!

You and a small team of young russians lead a covert mission into the heart of germany
there are a few hundred of you
you sit atop a ridgeline overlooking the battle for Berlin
you have 3 artillery cannons and about 250 heavily armed russians at your disposal


Name: Jonathan Berthel
Age: 26
Gender: M
Side: Germany

Do a counter-surprise attack on Mother Russia. Conquer Moscow.
You and several hundred germans are attacking moscow
there are about 20 tripods surrounding the city, though they seem to be protecting it


Name: (three minutes of solid screaming)
Age: 64
Gender:?????
Side: Different Aliens



Initiate orbital bombardment of London.



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SCREAM! AIM!! FIRE!!!
you begin dropping payloads onto London devastating england and destroying the city


Name:(three years of solid screaming)
Age:41
Gender: ???
Side:Different Aliens(Same with Dorisdwarf)

Provide support
You are piloting an alien fighter craft in low orbit around the space station

you can see the drop platform for the space marines out in orbit
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #153 on: November 10, 2014, 12:02:49 pm »

Check for defenses.If none or very little, proceed to attack.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #154 on: November 10, 2014, 12:06:15 pm »

Turn the tripods into bipods. Observe the bipods fall over, then take the city without a single shot fired.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #155 on: November 10, 2014, 12:27:41 pm »

Bomb all the capitalist pigs in the city for the glory of the people and Mother Russia!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #156 on: November 10, 2014, 01:04:03 pm »

Keep shooting?
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #157 on: November 10, 2014, 03:31:32 pm »

Yell a Battle Cry in the name of the Emperor and charge the Tripods with my Chainsword!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #158 on: November 10, 2014, 04:38:02 pm »

Throw my cleaver at whatever took my legs in the name of Orcacath.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #159 on: November 10, 2014, 05:29:28 pm »

Continue bombing London, when completely razed, begin bombardment of Paris.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #160 on: November 11, 2014, 03:49:10 pm »

SORRY FOR TAKING FOREVER ON UPDATE, had family in town and was busy playing dragon age origins
No explanation needed. That game is a glorious, beautiful time sink.

Summon the great British hero, Doctor Who, using the power of dance. Beat him to death with a stone. Take his TARDIS, and save London in a blaze of glory.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #161 on: November 11, 2014, 05:20:54 pm »

Find allies to help me kill aliens.
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« Reply #162 on: November 11, 2014, 06:12:19 pm »

Name: Centurion Palantius Olcinius.
Age: 37
Gender: Male.
Side: Romans.

Lead my legion's to glory!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #163 on: November 11, 2014, 06:34:47 pm »

Find allies to help me kill aliens.
Y'know, I''m kinda killing dem tripods right now...
Name: Centurion Palantius Olcinius.
Age: 37
Gender: Male.
Side: Romans.

Lead my legion's to glory!
You know where glory is to be found? Moscow. Be the first to conquer it in several centuries!
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #164 on: November 11, 2014, 07:31:30 pm »

Jump out of nowhere and fire wildly at Aliens!
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