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[Prophet]

Lead these men to even more German soldiers.

[GraveHaunter92]

Relay this information to my brothers-in-arms and head after the Martians!

[Sarrak]

Use this to my advantage - do imaginary training while my body rests amidst fierce battle!

[Dorsidwarf]

descend as galactus, devour layers of hell, free any stray German souls.

[Kingbodz]

Find some kind of super gun to kill the aliens.

[Wilfred of Ivanhoe]

Name: Orcbad the Orc
Age: 65 but still ripped with muscle
Gender: Male
Side: Orc

I command my 1000 Orc brethren to attack assault the city known as "Berlin" while giving a rousing speech (in Orc language, of course).
"My Orc bretheren, today we assualt the walls of Berlin! Raise your swords and shields in the name of Orcacath, the Great Father of all Orckind! Let these pitiful humans know what it means to fear!
I also do my best to ignore the Martian walkers and Space Marines.

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I'll post an update later
just wanted to say sorry for no update for awhile
dont have time right now though sorry

[Prudent Viper]

Excellent. Let's play a little game. Kaiser says, touch your toes. Kaiser says, stand on one leg. Kaiser says, drop your weapons and surrender yourself to the Queen's justice. Now.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Lead these men to even more German soldiers.

[3]
There is a martian tripod walking in the distance
looks like its going towards germany
and some of your fellow soldiers

Relay this information to my brothers-in-arms and head after the Martians!

[2]
Looks like the coms are down
cant relay anything through your communicator

Use this to my advantage - do imaginary training while my body rests amidst fierce battle!

[1]
You feel a sharp pain
then nothing


You are now dead

descend as galactus, devour layers of hell, free any stray German souls.

[1]
Hell devours you and your soul is eaten

You are now dead

Find some kind of super gun to kill the aliens.

[3]
Well your have that gigantic machine gun that you are carrying

Name: Orcbad the Orc
Age: 65 but still ripped with muscle
Gender: Male
Side: Orc

I command my 1000 Orc brethren to attack assault the city known as "Berlin" while giving a rousing speech (in Orc language, of course).
"My Orc bretheren, today we assualt the walls of Berlin! Raise your swords and shields in the name of Orcacath, the Great Father of all Orckind! Let these pitiful humans know what it means to fear!
I also do my best to ignore the Martian walkers and Space Marines.

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"

Your army begins charging into Berlin
the Martians and space marines begin fighting your army along with the humans that are now having a total WTF moment
[new side open ORCS]

Excellent. Let's play a little game. Kaiser says, touch your toes. Kaiser says, stand on one leg. Kaiser says, drop your weapons and surrender yourself to the Queen's justice. Now.

[5]
They follow your commands to a T and the brits over take the trench

[Prophet]

Attack tripod!

[Prudent Viper]

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"

Why would you change that?

Aroused Orcs are far more terrifying than roused ones.

[Kingbodz]

Lets kill some aliens

[Wilfred of Ivanhoe]

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"

Why would you change that?
Aroused Orcs are far more terrifying than roused ones.

HAHA! True, true.

Orcbad charges into the fray raising his Cleaver of Power over his head in an attempt to strike down some Berliners.
"Die, scum! Make sure to greet Orcacath for me in the Afterlife!"

[Omeganaut]

Name: Mikhael Ubetchov
Age: 19
Gender: M
Side: Russia

Surprise attack everyone from behind!  For Mother Russia!

[Helgoland]

Name: Jonathan Berthel
Age: 26
Gender: M
Side: Germany

Do a counter-surprise attack on Mother Russia. Conquer Moscow.