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Author Topic: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!  (Read 20078 times)

Prophet

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #135 on: October 29, 2014, 02:11:27 pm »

Lead these men to even more German soldiers.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #136 on: October 29, 2014, 02:47:37 pm »

Relay this information to my brothers-in-arms and head after the Martians!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #137 on: October 29, 2014, 04:35:26 pm »

Use this to my advantage - do imaginary training while my body rests amidst fierce battle!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #138 on: October 29, 2014, 07:07:53 pm »

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descend as galactus, devour layers of hell, free any stray German souls.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #139 on: November 01, 2014, 10:58:00 am »

Find some kind of super gun to kill the aliens.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #140 on: November 02, 2014, 11:36:23 pm »

Name: Orcbad the Orc
Age: 65 but still ripped with muscle
Gender: Male
Side: Orc

I command my 1000 Orc brethren to attack assault the city known as "Berlin" while giving a rousing speech (in Orc language, of course).
"My Orc bretheren, today we assualt the walls of Berlin! Raise your swords and shields in the name of Orcacath, the Great Father of all Orckind! Let these pitiful humans know what it means to fear!
I also do my best to ignore the Martian walkers and Space Marines.

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"
« Last Edit: November 04, 2014, 04:09:45 pm by Wilfred of Ivanhoe »
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(1) You grab your golf bag and take out your gun. But then an Orc comes over and sensually gives you a massage. You decide to marry the Orc and live together. Unfortunately, the Orc walks over a slime mine and blows up. You commit suicide, unable to bare the thought of living with out your one true love.

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #141 on: November 04, 2014, 12:03:12 pm »

I'll post an update later
just wanted to say sorry for no update for awhile
dont have time right now though sorry
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #142 on: November 04, 2014, 03:00:03 pm »

Excellent. Let's play a little game. Kaiser says, touch your toes. Kaiser says, stand on one leg. Kaiser says, drop your weapons and surrender yourself to the Queen's justice. Now.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #143 on: November 05, 2014, 12:09:50 pm »

Lead these men to even more German soldiers.
[3]
There is a martian tripod walking in the distance
looks like its going towards germany
and some of your fellow soldiers


Relay this information to my brothers-in-arms and head after the Martians!
[2]
Looks like the coms are down
cant relay anything through your communicator

Use this to my advantage - do imaginary training while my body rests amidst fierce battle!
[1]
You feel a sharp pain
then nothing


You are now dead



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descend as galactus, devour layers of hell, free any stray German souls.
[1]
Hell devours you and your soul is eaten

You are now dead


Find some kind of super gun to kill the aliens.
[3]
Well your have that gigantic machine gun that you are carrying


Name: Orcbad the Orc
Age: 65 but still ripped with muscle
Gender: Male
Side: Orc

I command my 1000 Orc brethren to attack assault the city known as "Berlin" while giving a rousing speech (in Orc language, of course).
"My Orc bretheren, today we assualt the walls of Berlin! Raise your swords and shields in the name of Orcacath, the Great Father of all Orckind! Let these pitiful humans know what it means to fear!
I also do my best to ignore the Martian walkers and Space Marines.

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"

Your army begins charging into Berlin
the Martians and space marines begin fighting your army along with the humans that are now having a total WTF moment
[new side open ORCS]


Excellent. Let's play a little game. Kaiser says, touch your toes. Kaiser says, stand on one leg. Kaiser says, drop your weapons and surrender yourself to the Queen's justice. Now.
[5]
They follow your commands to a T and the brits over take the trench
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #144 on: November 05, 2014, 02:36:38 pm »

Attack tripod!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #145 on: November 05, 2014, 03:26:51 pm »

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"
Why would you change that?

Aroused Orcs are far more terrifying than roused ones.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #146 on: November 05, 2014, 03:46:24 pm »

Lets kill some aliens
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #147 on: November 06, 2014, 04:06:17 pm »

EDIT: "arousing" to "a rousing"
Why would you change that?
Aroused Orcs are far more terrifying than roused ones.

HAHA! True, true. :D

Orcbad charges into the fray raising his Cleaver of Power over his head in an attempt to strike down some Berliners.
"Die, scum! Make sure to greet Orcacath for me in the Afterlife!"
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(1) You grab your golf bag and take out your gun. But then an Orc comes over and sensually gives you a massage. You decide to marry the Orc and live together. Unfortunately, the Orc walks over a slime mine and blows up. You commit suicide, unable to bare the thought of living with out your one true love.

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #148 on: November 09, 2014, 11:20:18 am »

Name: Mikhael Ubetchov
Age: 19
Gender: M
Side: Russia

Surprise attack everyone from behind!  For Mother Russia!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #149 on: November 09, 2014, 11:47:44 am »

Name: Jonathan Berthel
Age: 26
Gender: M
Side: Germany

Do a counter-surprise attack on Mother Russia. Conquer Moscow.
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