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[Prophet]

((Ignore that last command.))

Run away!

[Prudent Viper]

Bluff the German soldiers "Guten Tag, gentlemen. I am your new Commander. You will obey my orders, effective immediately. Yes, yes, praise the Kaiser, and all that."

[GraveHaunter92]

RESPAWN
Name: Caleb Morn
Age: 302
Gender: Male
Side: Space Marines!

[blazing glory]

Bring out my hand cannon and start shooting at whatever comes out of the pods!

[Sarrak]

Succumb to the Chaos and continue rampage!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Obtain Chaos reinforcements, summon legion of the damned.

[6]
SCREAM! AIM! FIIIIRRRREEEE!!!

the ground begins to quake and the trench around you opens up as a fissure to hell
demon soldiers begin pouring out of the fissure

Pull out my (presumably) Webley revolver and shoot the motherfucker that sliced my leg.

[2]
you pull your gun out and point it at him
his blade takes you hand (halfway up the forearm acctualy) off

((Ignore that last command.))

Run away!

[5]
you run away before you are caught in the cross fire
status: away from space marines, for now

Bluff the German soldiers "Guten Tag, gentlemen. I am your new Commander. You will obey my orders, effective immediately. Yes, yes, praise the Kaiser, and all that."

[3]
some of the groggy soilders acctualy believe you
though these are not the ones that are right near you

RESPAWN
Name: Caleb Morn
Age: 302
Gender: Male
Side: Space Marines!

your pod strikes the ground as the briefing finishes with, ¨Kill the martians and only attack humans if they pose an immediate threat¨
the sides of the pod blow off in all directions
you see many german soldiers in an artillery pit

Bring out my hand cannon and start shooting at whatever comes out of the pods!

[4-you're in the enemy trench]
you pull out your gun and begin firing at the pods before your head is blown off by the trench gun

Succumb to the Chaos and continue rampage!

[3]

blood loss and over exertion are getting the best of you
you are unable to fight though several friendly soldiers are in the trench with you keeping you alive

[Prophet]

Go find other german soldiers.

[Kingbodz]

Kill anything that looks like it wants me dead.

[GraveHaunter92]

Ignore nearby Humans in the artillery pit and scan the area for Martian presence

[UristMcWanderer]

"BLOODY FUCKING WANKER!!!"

Climb out of the German trench and crawl to the nearest surviving British medic.

[blazing glory]

Bring out my hand cannon and start shooting at whatever comes out of the pods!

[4-you're in the enemy trench]
you pull out your gun and begin firing at the pods before your head is blown off by the trench gun

Well it's not my fault that if this was put on a map, everyone would be effectively teleporting all-over the place.

[Dorsidwarf]

Ascend as Galactus, begin devouring the anti-Germany parts of the world.

[Sarrak]

How about gaining powers through sheer overexertion?

[Prudent Viper]

Turn the Germans against each other.
Eh? You don't trust my word, Fritz? Well then. Hans! Heinreich! Karl! Shake off that hangover. The Kaiser offers great rewards if you can prove your fervour. Start with Fritz, here, and then deal with all of the other traitors.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Bring out my hand cannon and start shooting at whatever comes out of the pods!

[4-you're in the enemy trench]
you pull out your gun and begin firing at the pods before your head is blown off by the trench gun

Well it's not my fault that if this was put on a map, everyone would be effectively teleporting all-over the place.
[/quote
your previous action involved you going into the enemy trench though

Go find other german soldiers.

[2]
you find a couple other soldiers but they aren't in great condition

Kill anything that looks like it wants me dead.

[6]
SCREAM! AIM!! FIREEEEE!!!
you kill all hostiles around you
only allies are around you now

Ignore nearby Humans in the artillery pit and scan the area for Martian presence

[5]
you're in luck, there are several martians in the distance. Seems like they are headed for a population center, a large city named Berlin.

"BLOODY FUCKING WANKER!!!"

Climb out of the German trench and crawl to the nearest surviving British medic.

[4]
you are able to climb out and find a field medic who patches you up by covering the wound and pouring 100% pure alcohol on it

Ascend as Galactus, begin devouring the anti-Germany parts of the world.

[1]
your soul is consumed and the fissure closes as your soul is pulled into the depths
several demons are left in the field

you are now falling down through the levels of hell

How about gaining powers through sheer overexertion?

[1]
you attempt to use your over exertion to work even harder and faint from over-over exertion
your are now in dream land and everything is black and colorless

Turn the Germans against each other.
Eh? You don't trust my word, Fritz? Well then. Hans! Heinreich! Karl! Shake off that hangover. The Kaiser offers great rewards if you can prove your fervour. Start with Fritz, here, and then deal with all of the other traitors.

[4]
the three you call out to walk up and bludgeon Fritz to death and one other german
the majority of them believe you now