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Author Topic: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!  (Read 20077 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #165 on: November 20, 2014, 09:50:03 am »

[Ok so sorry for not living up to the two updates a week thing, my dad had a business trip and well my mom can't do much after her surgery so I haven't had much time for this game, though I wish I did this game is going great. I will try at least one update a week if im busy and two if I find time...... sorry guys]


Check for defenses.If none or very little, proceed to attack.
[6]
there are few defenses but it is a huge station
you begin attacking without interruption

Turn the tripods into bipods. Observe the bipods fall over, then take the city without a single shot fired.
[1]
You have no magical abilities to do such a thing
also
MISSILES!
the tripods fire a volley into your forces
many are injured and killed
you are some how unharmed

Bomb all the capitalist pigs in the city for the glory of the people and Mother Russia!
[2]
The three cannons are unable to outmatch the unholy carnage that is already taking place
no one notices you guys though

Keep shooting?
[6]
SCREAM! AIM!! FIREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you pull out your standard issue pistol and begin firing
the bullets strike major weak points in the tripod and it falls to the ground destroyed

Yell a Battle Cry in the name of the Emperor and charge the Tripods with my Chainsword!
[4]
you begin wipping the tripod's legs tearing them apart but not weakening them
you are too close for a missile volley

Throw my cleaver at whatever took my legs in the name of Orcacath.
[2]
As you get the cleaver out you pass out from blood loss and die


Continue bombing London, when completely razed, begin bombardment of Paris.
[3]
The bombardment continues
You see several tripods in the distance headed for the burning London



Summon the great British hero, Doctor Who, using the power of dance. Beat him to death with a stone. Take his TARDIS, and save London in a blaze of glory.
[3]
the tardis appears and doctor who walks out, sees the carnage, mumbles a few words of surprise, walks back in, and the tardis disappears

Find allies to help me kill aliens.
[2]
And suddenly there was an explosion and you apendages were like, ¨Oh god¨
(your limbs have been blown off)
you are dead

Name: Centurion Palantius Olcinius.
Age: 37
Gender: Male.
Side: Romans.

Lead my legion's to glory!

CHARGE!!!!!
you and thousands of Romans charge the german ranks in the trenches near berlin
you find oposition with the orcs

Jump out of nowhere and fire wildly at Aliens!
[1]
a bullet kills you as you jump out



[ SO MANY PEOPLE!!]
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Helgoland

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #166 on: November 20, 2014, 10:00:45 am »

Turn the tripods into bipods. Observe the bipods fall over, then take the city without a single shot fired.
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You have no magical abilities to do such a thing
Clarify to GM that I meant 'with large amounts of firepower. Then try again.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #167 on: November 20, 2014, 10:03:42 am »

Continue the attack,while watching for enemy defenders showing up.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #168 on: November 20, 2014, 10:43:48 am »

Raise a army and go defend Berlin!
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #169 on: November 20, 2014, 10:51:32 am »

Turn the tripods into bipods. Observe the bipods fall over, then take the city without a single shot fired.
[1]
You have no magical abilities to do such a thing
Clarify to GM that I meant 'with large amounts of firepower. Then try again.
Ya that and well missiles are still pretty bad
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #170 on: November 20, 2014, 11:21:25 am »

Throw copies of War and Peace and Crime and Punishment at the fascist monsters.  Watch them surrender rather than face the prospect of all those words.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #171 on: November 20, 2014, 11:45:29 am »

Okay, start urban warfare, then. House-to-house combat, booby traps, the works.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #172 on: December 01, 2014, 12:58:09 am »

Name: urist mcdwarf
Age: 27
Side: dwarfs
slay our foes!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #173 on: December 01, 2014, 03:07:58 am »

Slay the orc's with my forces!
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #174 on: December 02, 2014, 11:02:47 am »

Continue the attack,while watching for enemy defenders showing up.
[2]
you have to stop your attack because several defending fighter craft show up

Raise a army and go defend Berlin!
[3]
you are able to gather a small force though they are only lightly armed and most of them have already sustained injury

Throw copies of War and Peace and Crime and Punishment at the fascist monsters.  Watch them surrender rather than face the prospect of all those words.
[6]
SCREAM! AIM!! FIRE!!!!!!!
They run away in fear at the piles of wordy books that are thrown at them
several are killed by the books that are thrown at them

Okay, start urban warfare, then. House-to-house combat, booby traps, the works.
[2]
you begin setting up traps and such
you accidentaly step on a spike trap that you set up
if you move you die

Name: urist mcdwarf
Age: 27
Side: dwarfs
slay our foes!
You are with hundreds of others charging into the orc ranks outside berlin

Slay the orc's with my forces!
[6]
SCREAM1 AIM!! FIRE!!!!!!
you and your men charge into the orcs and shred their ranks to pieces
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Helgoland

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #175 on: December 02, 2014, 11:50:45 am »

MOVE THE WORLD AROUND ME
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #176 on: December 02, 2014, 12:33:23 pm »

RAMMING SPEED!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #177 on: December 02, 2014, 01:29:42 pm »

Gather a bigger army.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #178 on: December 02, 2014, 05:08:02 pm »

Switch to Grenade Launcher attachment for Bolter and blast the Tripod's heads off!

((Aw man, Crime and Punishment was one of my favorite novels))
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #179 on: December 02, 2014, 07:11:20 pm »

Start marching for the alien threat!
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