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Author Topic: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.  (Read 4957 times)

wer6

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2014, 04:38:41 pm »

Begin calling in the elder gods, using my baliff body as a conduit.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2014, 04:49:50 pm »

If any Elder Gods show up, bludgeon them with my shopping cart.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2014, 05:39:32 pm »

Begin calling in the elder gods, using my baliff body as a conduit.
I AM THE ELDER GOD, AMUSE ME
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2014, 05:41:31 pm »

Begin calling in the elder gods, using my baliff body as a conduit.
I AM THE ELDER GOD, AMUSE ME
Bludgeon Sabertooth in the face with shopping cart
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2014, 05:58:21 pm »

Begin calling in the elder gods, using my baliff body as a conduit.
I AM THE ELDER GOD, AMUSE ME
Bludgeon Sabertooth in the face with shopping cart
EAT ALL, AMUSE MYSELF
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2014, 08:37:29 pm »

BARGE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR VIA DROPKICK. PROCEED TO USE NOCLIP
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2014, 11:04:41 pm »

Brings the colonel into the courthouse because the antics are getting too silly.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #52 on: October 12, 2014, 05:24:19 pm »

THAT IS NOT THE TRUE GOD, XANTALOS PLS HELP
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #53 on: October 12, 2014, 05:30:04 pm »

Yesh you shee I am the true god, -hic- the god of my shopping cart...
Drunken ramblings. Also, continue bludgeoning anything and everything with the shopping cart.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2014, 12:54:12 am »

I should have known that "calm and orderly" has no meaning in FG&RP.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #55 on: October 13, 2014, 02:51:52 am »

is someone going to roll this or do i hijack this for a while
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2014, 03:12:41 am »

PTW for dermonster being in charge of things.
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wer6

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2014, 06:51:32 am »

is someone going to roll this or do i hijack this for a while
we need rolls pls
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2014, 10:03:14 pm »

rollz plez, we need the hilarity to have outcomes.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2014, 01:16:34 am »

I just realised this probably wasn't meant to be minimalist. Wheee
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