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Author Topic: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.  (Read 4947 times)

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2014, 06:34:10 pm »
SUDDENLY, THE COMMUNIST GOD APPEARS TO TAKE THE POSITION OF JUDGE BY THE CORRUPT ELITIST THOR 
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2014, 09:12:58 pm »
Collapse on the floor and laugh maniacally.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2014, 11:28:58 pm »
Stare in disbelief at the antics before me then laugh with the crazy sentient bearded orange.
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Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2014, 12:17:39 am »

YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONG

THE MURDERER COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN HER! THE BODY WAS DEAD BEFORE THE BOMB WENT OFF!
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hops

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2014, 12:21:00 am »
HIT THE TABLE REPEATEDLY AND THEN PROSECUTE MYSELF
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2014, 12:33:31 pm »
Jaywalk out of the courtroom.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2014, 07:44:43 pm »
I think... There are no rolls in this... The implications...I SLAM THORS FACE INTO THE DESK! BRAKING HIS STUBBY NOSE, THEN CLIMB INTO THE CEILING, IN MY WAKE BUTTER BUTTERFLYS FLY
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2014, 03:52:29 am »
SHIV THE DESKS
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2014, 05:13:20 am »
Kill EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2014, 06:44:37 am »
KILL THE KILLINGS
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2014, 12:24:07 pm »
Don't die.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2014, 12:37:41 pm »
Be a drunken hobo who rushes in to be a surprise witness. Drunkenly think this chaos is how the legal system is supposed to work, then help the trial by bludgeoning webadict with a shopping cart.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2014, 12:59:14 pm »
Quote from: Objective on October 11, 2014, 06:44:37 am
KILL THE KILLINGS
HELP KILL THE KILLINGS
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Quote from: grisha5 on August 03, 2014, 09:32:37 am
]hi guys,im back, who was missing me?

Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 26, 2014, 10:23:22 am
Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2014, 01:04:48 pm »
BRING IN GRISHA TO KILL MORE
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2014, 04:34:54 pm »
Start throwing flashbangs at the court brawl. Pepperspray and cuff the nearest brawler to a chair.
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