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Author Topic: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.  (Read 4948 times)

Nirur Torir

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Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« on: October 03, 2014, 06:25:37 pm »

Disclaimer: I know nothing about courtroom antics or legal proceedings. Have a silly RTD. It ends when the defendant leaves the courthouse grounds, either by being pardoned and avoiding whatever mishaps happen en route to the exit, by escaping, or by being sentenced and successfully escorted out.

Spots are first come, first served. Please include any information you deem relevant to the position.

Judge: Dermonster
Bailiff: Wer6
Juror/Witness 1: lawastooshort
Witness 2: Migue5356
Prosecution Lawyer 1: NAV
Prosecution Lawyer 2: Objective
Defendant: Webadict
Defense Lawyer: InsanityIncarnate
Random Observer/Kibitzer: The Froggy Ninja

Trial status: Starting
« Last Edit: October 04, 2014, 01:50:48 pm by Nirur Torir »
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2014, 06:27:50 pm »

I call judge.

The judge is Thor.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2014, 06:35:43 pm »

Defence lawyer. I know very little about lawyering, so this should be fun.

Defence lawyer is a talking citrus fruit with a beard.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2014, 06:40:50 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2014, 06:36:25 pm »

I call judge.

The judge is Thor.
Perfect. GM expectations intensify.
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NAV

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2014, 06:39:15 pm »

Prosecution
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webadict

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2014, 07:47:52 pm »

Defendant.

I've been accused of 375 counts of jaywalking, 214 counts of attempted jaywalking, 18 counts of conspiracy to commit jaywalking, 2 counts of disturbing the peace, and 1 count of refusing to resist arrest.

In my defense, the evidence was all planted.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2014, 08:43:51 pm »

Random Guy watching the trial yelling advice.

Orange Wizard

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2014, 09:45:41 pm »

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1 count of refusing to resist arrest
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2014, 09:55:05 pm »

BALLIFF, THE HALF GOD HALF INSANE CREATURE THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A C.H.U.D! BOW OR BEING TOOTH BRUSH SHANKED  MORTALS!
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webadict

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2014, 10:27:34 pm »

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1 count of refusing to resist arrest
Yo man, I might be extremely guilty. Got anything up your sleeve?
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2014, 10:37:47 pm »

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1 count of refusing to resist arrest
Yo man, I might be extremely guilty. Got anything up your sleeve?
Geez, I don't know. That's a really serious charge.
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webadict

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2014, 11:03:51 pm »

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1 count of refusing to resist arrest
Yo man, I might be extremely guilty. Got anything up your sleeve?
Geez, I don't know. That's a really serious charge.
Okay, I think I have an idea of how I can get out of this. I'm gonna need you to stall for time.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2014, 02:45:53 am »

Okay, I think I have an idea of how I can get out of this. I'm gonna need you to stall for time.
You've got loads of time. The rest of the court hasn't even arrived yet.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2014, 02:54:02 am »

Witness.

I saw this man penguin jaywalking and then refusing to resist arrest for it.
Crearly he is guilty and should die for his crimes.
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Re: Roll to Have a Calm and Orderly Trial.
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2014, 02:58:42 am »

Can I be Juror/Witness 1?

If I have to choose one it'll be The Juror.
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