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no

3 (23.1%)

don't care

4 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13

[SOLDIER First]

"_{You people...}
For future reference, 'touch' means 'make physical contact with me for any reason other than saving my life, having your life saved by me, falling into / onto me by accident, tripping into me, or circumstances outside the control of either one of us'."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Maeve narrows her eyes.
"And how do you expect to live your life without being touched by a woman? You'd be better off living as a hermit."

[technicallyAdventurer]

_{"She just owned you, birdie."}

[SOLDIER First]

"I can manage. I mean I have a gigantic shield, so, like, easy-peasy
_{My name is Lexus, you.. dog... person."}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"It doesn't exactly look like you're managing that too well."

[SOLDIER First]

"Because you three FOLLOWED ME OVER HERE."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Even before then. And you're not exactly managing it well if you landed yourself in a school full of girls."

[SOLDIER First]

"Nia was asleep... it was not her fault.
I do not enjoy the extended company of exclusively men just as much as I do not enjoy contact or very close proximity to women."

[technicallyAdventurer]

Hazel pokes Lexus' shoulder.

[SOLDIER First]

They stab Hazel in the face with their spear take a generous step away.

[technicallyAdventurer]

She takes a generous step in turn.

[SOLDIER First]

Lexus walks backwards, away from Hazel.

[technicallyAdventurer]

As she pursues them, her tail begins to wag.

[SOLDIER First]

Lexus wonders the implications of this and begins backpedaling away furiously.

[technicallyAdventurer]

By now, Hazel's chasing them in circles.