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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Logic is a 5 letter word. Broken is 6 letters
5x6=30
5+6=11
30-11=21
21 is the legal drinking age in the United States


Broken logic is a legal drunk

[Itnetlolor]

Hitler used logic. Therefore, logic is evil.

Hey, somebody had to go there.

Rambo ignores logic.

Rambo is an American hero.

Therefore, logic is a communist lie.

Chuck Norris defies logic, for he is better than it.
Chuck Norris is also an American hero.
Rambo is Chuck Norris's secret identity.

[Darvi]

Hitler used logic. Therefore, logic is evil.

Hey, somebody had to go there.

Rambo ignores logic.

Rambo is an American hero.

Therefore, logic is a communist lie.

Chuck Norris defies logic, for he is better than it.
Chuck Norris is also an American hero.
Rambo is Chuck Norris's secret identity.

That's off-topic.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Armok can be seperated into "Arm Ok".
Change the space to a colon and you have "Arm:Ok"
Armok is god of blood.
Arms have blood in them.
"Arm:Ok" looks like a logic gate checks if you have your arms.
Arms are holy to Armok and those without arms are heretics.

[Itnetlolor]

Hitler used logic. Therefore, logic is evil.

Hey, somebody had to go there.

Rambo ignores logic.

Rambo is an American hero.

Therefore, logic is a communist lie.

Chuck Norris defies logic, for he is better than it.
Chuck Norris is also an American hero.
Rambo is Chuck Norris's secret identity.

That's off-topic.

Being off-topic about logic, which is deemed evil, is then good.
Non-sequiturs are usually off-topic, and are also good.
We used logic, thus we are evil.
Crap.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Armok can be seperated into "Arm Ok".
Change the space to a colon and you have "Arm:Ok"
Armok is god of blood.
Arms have blood in them.
"Arm:Ok" looks like a logic gate checks if you have your arms.
Arms are holy to Armok and those without arms are heretics.

Does that mean those with arms are holy?

[Darvi]

Armok can be seperated into "Arm Ok".
Change the space to a colon and you have "Arm:Ok"
Armok is god of blood.
Arms have blood in them.
"Arm:Ok" looks like a logic gate checks if you have your arms.
Arms are holy to Armok and those without arms are heretics.

Does that mean those with arms are holy?

Well why do you think America has the holy Right to bear Arms?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Armok can be seperated into "Arm Ok".
Change the space to a colon and you have "Arm:Ok"
Armok is god of blood.
Arms have blood in them.
"Arm:Ok" looks like a logic gate checks if you have your arms.
Arms are holy to Armok and those without arms are heretics.

Does that mean those with arms are holy?

Well why do you think America has the holy Right to bear Arms?

Point taken

[Itnetlolor]

Armok can be seperated into "Arm Ok".
Change the space to a colon and you have "Arm:Ok"
Armok is god of blood.
Arms have blood in them.
"Arm:Ok" looks like a logic gate checks if you have your arms.
Arms are holy to Armok and those without arms are heretics.

Does that mean those with arms are holy?

Well why do you think America has the holy Right to bear Arms?

Because bears are powerful, so their arms must be too.
To own such arms deems one holy.
So, the more bear arms you own, the holier art thou.
The bears lacking arms are heretics.

[Tawa]

People make hats.
Hats make people happy.
People make hats happy.
Hats make people.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Because bears are powerful, so their arms must be too.
To own such arms deems one holy.
So, the more bear arms you own, the holier art thou.
The bears lacking arms are heretics.

That made me think of this book, for some reason:

[TheDarkStar]

Looking back at history, the number of pirates* has decreased while Global Warming's effects have increased. Thus, less pirates = more warming, so more pirates = less warming. The most effective way to fight global warming is to become a pirate.

*Sea-faring pirates, not the wannabe filesharing/software stealing kind.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Actually the pirate thing makes a bit of sense, of everyone hopped on a wooden sail boat like ye old pre electricity folk global warming would drop considerably

[TheDarkStar]

Actually the pirate thing makes a bit of sense, of everyone hopped on a wooden sail boat like ye old pre electricity folk global warming would drop considerably

We don't need everyone, though. At pre-global warming levels, there were only hundreds to thousands of pirates. If everyone became a pirate, we'd easily freeze the world.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Oh yeah