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[IronTomato]

Decoy octopus, master of disguise.

Not discount octopus. Then he'd be master of shopping.

BIG BOSS ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG

* IronTomato does a CQC takedown on ggamer

Have you never played the sequel* to the original? He comes back from the dead and turns into a purple fucking tentacle monster because he WANTS REVENGE.

Sounds douchebaggy.

*non-canonical

If it's non canonical then why does it matter? Also no,  I haven't played that.

[Man of Paper]

discount octopus

Best thing said today on the planet.

[Tawa]

Decoy octopus, master of disguise.

Not discount octopus. Then he'd be master of shopping.

BIG BOSS ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG

* IronTomato does a CQC takedown on ggamer

Have you never played the sequel* to the original? He comes back from the dead and turns into a purple fucking tentacle monster because he WANTS REVENGE.

Sounds douchebaggy.

*non-canonical

If it's non canonical then why does it matter? Also no,  I haven't played that.

It matters because I'm joking.

What're you, racist? Racist against tentacled horrors from beyond the veil?

Sigging.

[ggamer]

and of course, I forget the others.

Sniper Wolf- master sniper MILF, IIRC

Raven Crow- Giant mysterious brown man

Decoy Octopus- myaster of disghuissse

Psycho Mantis- CASTLEVANIAAAAA

Revolver Ocelot- pretty obvious

and someone else who I can't be assed to remember. Liquid Snake? Liquid Snake.

Decoy octopus, master of disguise.

You say that as if "Decoy Octopus" is any less ridiculous of a name.

I get that this game is supposed to be odd, but saying exactly what you do in your title seems like a shitty way for a covert-ops unit to name themselves. I can pretty much imagine how these boss fights go just from the name, except for black crow raven man and Liquid Snake.

Mysterious Brown Man is probably going to use some kind of shaman magic or some shit, or maybe just drive a tank right into my bollocks.

I guess, Liquid Snake... turns into liquid? uses elaborate fire hoses? I'm not even sure, really.

[Parsely]

Sniper Wolf- master sniper MILF, IIRC

She's in her 20s at the time of the game..

He's called Vulcan Raven.

[IronTomato]

You sound like my brother. The FOXHOUND unit's names are awesome.

"Giant mysterious brown man" made me giggle though.

[IronyOwl]

You guys need to stop crushing my dreams by correcting him when he calls something the Ducky Cannon.

The FOXHOUND unit's names are awesome.

That they are, though.

I get that this game is supposed to be odd, but saying exactly what you do in your title seems like a shitty way for a covert-ops unit to name themselves. I can pretty much imagine how these boss fights go just from the name, except for black crow raven man and Liquid Snake.

I'm not sure how much leverage you'd really get out of knowing that Sniper Wolf is probably a Sniper without finding out enough about them to get that information anyway. I mean, I guess if you hear that "Grenade Possum" is en route and nothing else you could invest in anti-explosive measures or something, but at that point you're probably pretty screwed overall. On the other hand, if you get into their comms and learn exactly where Laser Bull is headed and thus know to send the mirrorbots down there, at that point naming him Delta-5 wouldn't have helped much either.

I suppose you objected to Jaeger naming in Pacific Rim as well.

[Parsely]

ggamer confirmed for anti-fun.

[ggamer]

Spoiler: relevant (click to show/hide)

Ps1 card came in, so an update is forthcoming!

[ggamer]

Spoiler: HELLO UPDATE (click to show/hide)

Okay so colonel sounds like he gargles with lung cancer in the morning but I won't hold it against him

Is the blonde guy Liquid? he looks like a mix of Joe Dirt and Ivan Drago

why is snake hitting on his coworkers
No seriously he's legit just like "Mei Ling youre cute" "hahahaha" "no seriously I'm going to jack off later thinking about you"

haha okay snake the hitting on is getting a little wierd
jesus I got the impression that snake was some sort of titanium-hard action movie douchebag wheras in reality he's a fucking cassanova

snake you sound awfully surprised by a surveillance camera
what were you seriously not expecting one

wow that's a sensitive camera woops I died
mei ling started pterodactyl screaming so that's interesting I guess

Fucking spotlights

I swear to fucking christ I touched the very edge of the gosh diddly spotlight

I swear to god if these spotlights don't cut it out

Okay after dying about six times I decided to play it way safer
I still got almost caught before I could get in the second floor air vent but I managed to judo throw two of the guards and escape safely
This game is really hard

McDonald Miller seems like a cool guy, looking past the bog standard ho-yay that some of these characters tend to have (I'd rather have you than anyone else in my foxhole, master)

I find it rather convenient that balaclava men talk about their plans right when i'm in the vents

Tank Depot F1 went without comment, though I'm really starting to warm up to the stealth in this game, it's pretty fun.

MMM YES BALACLAVA TELL ME ABOUT TITS

okay
so there was a joint project between the State Department and ARMStech to create Metal Gear, which is a nuclear launch platform/MBT
I think I understand
It's activated w/ two passwords and can be deactivated with three cards

wait what

DARPA CHIEF NOOOOO DON'T DIE AFTER THAT NON-SPECIFIC SHIT

oh mystery girl why
WHY YOU GOTTA NOT SHOOT FUCK
I died about three times on this part

Okay mystery girl runs away and snake focuses on her ass for a good nine seconds good job braj attaway

-

And with that, I conclude for now. Next part, we enter the bottom floor to start blowing up walls, I guess

[Parsely]

Such massive hating on the characters. I might have to punch you before this blindplay is done. At least you're enjoying the game!

[IronyOwl]

Oh god this is magical. Keep it up!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oh my god this is beautiful.
Just...
Amazing.

[ggamer]

Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.

shit bay12 why you gotta mess w my day like that

anyway i'll post an update sometime soon, i literally haven't played any playstation games since I last updated this, unless you count playing RE4 drunk, in which case I played it like two months after I updated.

Anyway yeah next segment will be... basement? gotta save the other intelligensia type and fight someone

watch out for the update it'll surely be hype

[Delta Foxtrot]

I too have my console droughts.

Hype!