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[tryrar]

"Well, this was back when I was just a lieutenant. Some buddies of mine and me we sitting around shooting the shit when one of us gets up to leave for the restroom. Joe gets the brilliant idea to prank him by throwing a flashbang he had "acquired" from an army buddy of his into the bathroom. Of course, being young, dumb, and little drunk, we all thought it was a hilarious idea. So we all got up, followed Joe, and laughed as he pulled the pin and threw it into the can. Well, few second later and boom! Out comes Roger with his pants at half-mast and swearing a storm at us, vowing to murder us in our sleep while we are all laughing hysterically." He grins.

[Kansa]

Lethe gave a short laugh,
"Did you get in trouble for it?"

[tryrar]

"Oh yeah, that's the best part! See, karma came back and bit us in the ass immediately, for the Squadron CO, Commander Jason, was using the john at that moment as well. Boy was he pissed! I was sure he was either gonna murder or court martial us all on the spot! We had weeks of PT duty and were restricted to base for a year for that little stunt."

[Kansa]

Lethe laughed again,
"Well I can't say you didn't deserve it, I don't want to think about what my old commander would do if I did something like that."

[tryrar]

"Heh, yeah, if we weren't among some of the best fliers in the Air Force we'd been thrown out a long time ago. Remind me to tell you sometime about the incident with the hooker, a "borrowed" staff car, 20 pounds of weed, and an Angora sheep. How we didn't get thrown in Leavenworth for that one I'll never know!"

[Kansa]

"That sounds like quite the story"

[Andres]

"Well...umm...I'm not a spy and um...I just wanted to make a lightsaber you see...for my mech and...everyone else............ I didn't have parents to teach me right from wrong."

[kj1225]

((He's speaks in smileys! He must be an alien spy!))

[Andres]

((He's speaks in smileys! He must be an alien spy!))

Fixed.

[Sanure]

Maria walks straight towards Fuhrur and the armed gaurds, "Just what is going on here?" She has an antique PSG-1 slung across her back.

[Andres]

"They're...picking on me...cos...I...wanted to make lightsabers for you guys...and because...I'm...an orphan!" He's still crying while saying all this. The poor guy.

[Sanure]

Did... did Maria just twitch...

[Andres]

Führer runs off to his room with the lightsaber parts, balling his eyes out the whole time. He probably just wanted to get away from the mean guards who were yelling at him and saying they were gonna put him in a tiny cell where he'd never see his big brother ever again.

[Sanure]

Maria Grabs Fuhrur before he can fully get away, "I don't remember anyone saying you could leave yet. You sit right there and wait for permission." Her eyes, a vibrant green eye and deep blue eye, have a ferocious look to them. She hasn't had her daily Diazepam dose yet.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"You stole materials. Put them back. Now."